Archive: 3639 posts

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I get a billion ripped off squirrel heads will sir monacle's face masks on them. I put myself in the machine.

2016-05-14 23:21:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I get a brand new copy of LittleBigPlanet 3. I put Stephen Fry inside the machine.

2016-05-14 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Stephen Fry's vocal cord. I put hamburgers and fries in the vending machine.

2016-05-15 14:26:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I get an american. 8D I put a sauna inside the machine.

2016-05-15 19:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a tan. I put a permanent marker inside the machine.

2016-05-15 22:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get arms with permanent marker scribbles on them 0_0 I put LittleBigPlanet 3 into the vending machine.

2016-05-16 02:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I get a pile of glitches on top of a statue of promise. I put a Chia Pet inside your machine.

2016-05-16 03:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an elf. I put Michael Rosen's head inside the machine.

2016-05-16 08:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the sounds of Britain. I put a cumulonimbus cloud inside the machine.

2016-05-18 02:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I think I'm dead. I put 'special' silver shamrock masks into the machine.

2016-05-18 06:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get March 17th. I put the luck of the Irish inside the machine.

2016-05-18 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a pot full of gold coins. A leprechaun kicks me to the knee and takes it away. He dropped one gold coin accidentally while running away and the coin rolls inside the machine.

2016-05-18 15:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a chocolate coin. I put a Paratroopa inside the machine.

2016-05-19 04:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Yoshi with a turtle's shell. I put Negativitron inside the machine.

2016-05-19 17:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a brand-new, state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner. You could get yours for the low price of 29.95! But that's not all, buy now and get some professional vacuum cleaner glasses, for only 15.95 extra! Buy now before the ends as of: 19/05/2016. All rights reserved at: https://lbp.me/u/sir_monacle/photos?p=1&l=12 no refunds if bought online. We have all rights to refuse service I put a poster of my offer into the machine.

2016-05-19 18:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get an advertisement. I put every angry kid from all multiplayer games inside the machine.

2016-05-19 20:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get YouTube. 8D I put all my hair inside the machine.

2016-05-20 04:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Ferby. I put 1990's kids meme inside the machine.

2016-05-20 08:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get 2016 dank memes. Dam'n, Daniel! I put my keyboard inside the machine.

2016-05-20 23:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a dull, bland life-style that ends up killing me at the age of 43. I put my originality into the machine.

2016-05-21 11:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a copy paste h4h level. I put your future wife inside the machine.

2016-05-21 18:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Abominable Snowwoman. 8) I put theodd1sout comic inside the machine.

2016-05-21 19:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a world without black men. I put Stalin's mustache inside the machine.

2016-05-22 09:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Wooly Willy. I add to that by putting Hitler's mustache inside the machine.

2016-05-22 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Hunt the Jews board game. I put racist comments inside the machine.

2016-05-23 05:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Boston Marathon. I put puns that take a long time to get inside the machine.

2016-05-23 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Rubik's Cube. I put all the slime and sweat which you have produced in your lifetime inside the machine.

2016-05-23 18:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the mustiest basement in existence. I put fan fiction of me inside the machine.

2016-05-23 23:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a book which makes every reader kill themselves with fire. I put Jesus inside the machine.

2016-05-24 01:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a high-tech cross. I put Aisha Tyler inside the machine.

2016-05-25 02:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get darkness. I put my eyeballs inside the machine.

2016-05-25 09:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a witch's brew. I put all the cuss words inside the machine.

2016-05-25 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Popeye the Sailor Man. I put spinach inside the machine.

2016-05-25 21:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a very small part of the pizza I just ate. I put irregular verbs inside the machine.

2016-05-28 23:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the idiots who you have to work with. I put all the best pro players inside the machine.

2016-05-29 21:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Leffen, ZeRo, Mew2King, and SuPeRbOoMfAn. I put Toon Zelda inside the machine.

2016-05-30 18:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a childish elf. I put a demon inside the machine. Muahahahhah

2016-05-30 21:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a fiery inferno. I put Dante Alighieri inside the machine.

2016-05-31 02:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get him: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/devilmaycry/images/6/63/Dante_4.png/revision/latest?cb=20150419230108 He makes minced meat from my hand and the meat drops inside the machine.

2016-05-31 06:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a meat pie. I put every state fair in the US inside the machine.

2016-06-01 14:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get McDonald's menu. I put stereotypical thoughts inside the machine.

2016-06-01 20:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a love-hate relationship with Donald Trump. I put paper copies of my finals inside the machine.

2016-06-02 04:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get all the torture tools from the history. I put all the glitches inside the machine.

2016-06-02 10:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Donald Trump again. I take off his toupee and put it inside the machine.

2016-06-02 23:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a big hairy animal from the jungle. I put Guns 'n Roses inside the machine.

2016-06-03 17:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Welcome to the Jungle. I put the guitar controller from Rock Band inside the machine.

2016-06-04 00:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a guitar flamethrower. I put nothingness inside the machine.

2016-06-04 06:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get this: http://noveltystreet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Gift-of-Nothing-Gag-Funny-Gift.jpg I put all the facepalms people have suffered because of this inside the machine.

2016-06-04 16:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the holocaust, world war 2 and world war 1 in a box. I put your worst nightmare inside the machine.

2016-06-05 09:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a B on a test. I put every heart piece inside the machine.

2016-06-05 17:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get multiple heartlesses. I put Donald Duck inside the machine.

2016-06-06 13:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Daisy Duck. I put the Wombo Combo inside the machine.

2016-06-06 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Captain Falcon. I put Cloud Strife inside the machine.

2016-06-06 14:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a broken limit. I put the Monado sword inside the machine.

2016-06-08 19:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an unpractical sword. I put Skallagrim inside the machine.

2016-06-11 17:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Skeletor. I put people who easily get offended inside the machine.

2016-06-12 04:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the filth of mankind. I put more angry little kids inside the machine.

2016-06-12 21:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the new Smash Bros. patch. I put my cute, cuddly cat inside the machine.

2016-06-13 00:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an evil mastermind. I put your worst nightmare inside the machine.

2016-06-13 12:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a lifetime of fear. I put the full expansion set of Cards Against Humanity inside the machine.

2016-06-13 16:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a hooded cyclops over a pyramid. I put soap inside the machine.

2016-06-13 22:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a very naughty child in the 50's. I put bootleg games inside the machine.

2016-06-14 00:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/M_Ihvr9fRiA/maxresdefault.jpg I drop sunglasses inside the machine.

2016-06-14 02:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get someone who fails at looking cool. I put a massive rollercoaster inside the machine.

2016-06-14 17:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Rollercoaster Tycoon. I put all your guilty pleasures inside the machine.

2016-06-15 04:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a lifetime supply of Black Hills Gold ice cream. I put my tongue inside the machine.

2016-06-15 17:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a worm. I put your teeth inside the machine.

2016-06-16 05:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a set of chattering teeth. I put your skeleton inside the machine.

2016-06-16 17:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a set of chattering bones. I put your skin inside the machine.

2016-06-17 21:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get skinless chicken wings. I put Sonic the Hedgehog inside the machine.

2016-06-17 22:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get lots of gold rings. I sell them, become a millionaire and buy some gold bars and drop them inside the machine.

2016-06-19 19:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Kit Kat bars. I put my cute, cuddly cat inside the machine.

2016-06-20 05:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a god from modern Japanese culture. I put Kingdom of Cats inside the machine.

2016-06-21 21:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Internet Empire. I put every iPhone 6 ever made inside the machine.

2016-06-21 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some easily breaking plates. 8) I put my mouth inside the machine.

2016-06-22 22:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get another set of chattering teeth. I put the Batarang inside the machine.

2016-06-23 02:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get this: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01439/roBat_1439312c.jpg I put Michael Rosen inside the machine.

2016-06-23 14:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get all of my YTPs. I put a smaller vending machine inside the machine.

2016-06-23 19:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yo dawg I heard you like vending machines so we put a vending machine inside a vending machine so you can put things into vending machine while you're putting things into vending machine. https://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/yo_dawg.jpg?w=680&h=400&crop=1 I put that guy inside the machine.

2016-06-24 12:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a real exhibit, showing I don't know, animals? I put some scrambled eggs inside the machine.

2016-06-24 17:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the world from a Finnish mythology. I put screaming neighbors inside the machine.

2016-06-24 21:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Colin Mochrie. I put the best improv comedian in the world inside the machine.

2016-06-25 02:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get US politics. I put Homer Simpson inside the machine.

2016-06-26 17:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a donut factory. I put the incorrect spelling of "doughnut" inside the machine.

2016-06-26 21:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a doughnut. I put a delicious pizza inside the machine.

2016-06-28 12:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Pizza Combos. I put a candy bar back inside the machine.

2016-06-28 16:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a free lunch. I donate some of my blood inside the machine.

2016-06-30 07:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get someone whose life was saved. I put a roller coaster inside the machine.

2016-06-30 16:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get guest 4985, guest 1345, guest 4688 and guest 3689. I put your worst nightmare inside the machine.

2016-07-01 11:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get school. I put your kinkiest dream inside the machine. 8D

2016-07-01 16:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get content which could be used to ban me from this site. I put the Pyramid Head inside the machine.

2016-07-01 23:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get all the Illuminati jokes. I put homemade cookies inside the machine.

2016-07-05 18:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get burnt wheat. I put your legitimate tactic from all games inside the machine.

2016-07-05 21:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a supercomputer. I put mrsupercomputer inside the machine.

2016-07-05 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get The Avalanche. I put Barret Wallace inside the machine.

2016-07-05 23:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get another thing I don't know about. I put Japanese manga inside the machine.

2016-07-06 06:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Asian cartoon. I put L1N3R1D3R's lack of knowledge inside the machine.

2016-07-06 14:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an F on a general knowledge test. I put Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? inside the machine.

2016-07-06 17:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Television show that is no longer making new episodes in my country. Sir monacle attempts to throw some bread into the machine. The some bread missed. Machine uses dispense. It's super effective! Sir monacle faints.

2016-07-07 07:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Lvl 5 Sir_monacle pokemon, normal type. I level him up to lvl 99 with rare candies and throw him inside the machine.

2016-07-07 07:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Missingno glitch. I put every Generation 1 Pokemon glitch inside the machine.

2016-07-07 18:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get cancer. I cut off my hair inside the machine.

2016-07-07 22:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a very messy barber. I put a barbarian inside the machine.

2016-07-08 00:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get this: http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/attachments/91/626/635032495655130732.jpg I put all my problems inside the machine.

2016-07-09 16:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the answers section of the textbook. I put Nemo's one-dimensional personality inside the machine. 8D

2016-07-10 03:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a whole new look at life. It sucks. (Out of curiosity,) I stuck my head into the machine.

2016-07-11 18:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a bust of your head, which I place in my mansion. I place a stack of one hundred $100 bills inside the machine.

2016-07-11 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get many people's wishes. I put haters inside the machine.

2016-07-12 22:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Shake It Off. I put Monopoly inside the machine.

2016-07-13 03:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a tyrant who rules this city. I put all my money inside the machine because of him.

2016-07-13 09:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Donald Trump, again. I put his hairdo inside the machine.

2016-07-13 16:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a duck. I put Trump and Hitler inside the machine.

2016-07-14 10:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get identical twins. 8D I put all the sarcasm inside the machine.

2016-07-14 22:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get lots of grey slime. I put your eyeballs inside the machine.

2016-07-15 12:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some convoluted witch's brew. I spoonerize the last two words of that sentence and then put the former inside the machine. 8D

2016-07-15 16:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get non-family friendly content. I put L1N3R1D3R's 100 year old pants from the future inside the machine.

2016-07-16 11:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a senior at a retirement home. I put his/her dentures inside the machine.

2016-07-16 16:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a plastic tooth fairy figurine. I put an angry neighbor inside the machine.

2016-07-16 21:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a lawn party. I put a bunch of used-up pens inside the machine.

2016-07-17 19:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get dull swords. I drop water inside the machine until someone screams.

2016-07-18 06:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Water surprise! ...I drown. 50338 I put a .GIF into the machine.

2016-07-18 08:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get two people arguing whether it's called as a GIF or a JIF. I put King Monacle inside the machine.

2016-07-18 10:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the worst idea possible. I put every kinky thought Nemo has ever had inside the machine.

2016-07-18 16:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get another content which can not be shown/said in this site. I put many beer bottles inside the machine.

2016-07-19 09:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a one-year ban from the competitive Smash Bros. community. I put Hyuga (the Smash player) inside the machine.

2016-07-19 16:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Hyuga the ninja. I put my lack of activity inside the machine.

2016-08-05 11:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a blank space, baby And I'll write your name. And then I throw that piece of paper inside the machine.

2016-08-05 23:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the name of you-know-who. I put his nose inside the machine.

2016-08-06 12:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get this: http://masterblog.front.lv/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nose-pensil-sharpener-toy.jpg I put Ganondorf inside the machine.

2016-08-06 18:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a rich troll. I drop everything what I have created in my lifetime inside the machine.

2016-08-06 20:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a trash dump. I put a human dump inside the machine. 8D

2016-08-07 18:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get L1N3R1D3R's final form. I put all ur mom jokes inside the machine.

2016-08-08 12:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a mean world. I put every current pop song inside the machine.

2016-08-08 16:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get cancer. I put every current rap song inside the machine.

2016-08-10 07:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a sick beat and a black guy. I put everyone who thinks I'm racist inside the machine.

2016-08-10 16:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get every easily offended person of the world. I throw their eyeballs inside the machine.

2016-08-12 03:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a witch's brew, again. I put Sabrina the Teenage Witch inside the machine.

2016-08-13 01:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some sort of live-action show about a teenage witch. I throw myself into the machine for eternal release.

2016-08-16 20:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You wanted eternal release? In that case, you come right back out the machine. I put Wayne Brady inside the machine.

2016-08-17 00:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a full refund. I put a biscuit into the machine.

2016-08-18 14:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get jelly. Or jam. Or preserves. Your choice. I put short sentences inside the machine.

2016-08-19 03:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get one of those contemporaneous "famous" trashy books. I put Twilight vampires in the machine.

2016-08-20 14:16:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get a mirror. I put a newly built house inside the machine.

2016-08-20 15:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a few pieces of straw. I put another Biscuit (https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mf4f51da6bca5d8bcdd7b8a1a23916646o0&pid=15.1) into the machine.

2016-08-22 07:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get some bourbon. I put the royal Bourbon family of France inside the machine.

2016-08-22 16:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get headless people! Get it!? 1793? I put my broken hard drive inside the machine.

2016-08-24 01:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get broken hearts. I put my favorite video game of all time inside the machine.

2016-08-24 17:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a thing which I guess is Line Rider. I put the ashes of my childhood inside the machine.

2016-08-24 20:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Ash Ketchum. I put a bottle of ketchup inside the machine. I get a thing which I guess is Line Rider. Nope, it's actually TLoZ: Wind Waker. I got my username from Line Rider, but I don't play that anymore.

2016-08-25 17:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some kind of skeleton. I put a lego brick inside the machine.

2016-08-26 06:37:00 Author: Zachinator Posts: 120

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I get a six year old. I put my dentist inside the machine.

2016-08-26 16:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the tooth fairy's radical cousin. I put a weiner inside the machine.

2016-08-27 01:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a much better grill-out food than hamburgers. I put Donkey Kong inside the machine.

2016-08-27 17:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an office boss. I put Pringles potato chips inside the machine.

2016-08-27 22:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Baked Lays, which are much better. I put some Oreos inside the machine.

2016-08-28 15:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Dominos. http://orig01.deviantart.net/8d66/f/2013/169/a/6/domino_cookies_by_kristovaher-d69joxi.jpg I put airbags inside the machine.

2016-08-28 22:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a car accident. I put Taylor Swift inside the machine.

2016-08-29 13:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the longest list of ex-boyfriends ever. I put Nicki Minaj's plastic surgeries inside the machine.

2016-08-30 05:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a Barbie doll. I put Nicki Minaj's nice, round, bodacious...face...inside the machine. :$

2016-08-30 23:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a cancer. I put my last will inside the machine.

2016-08-31 09:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a very nice person by the name of William. I put a nice microphone inside the machine.

2016-08-31 13:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Freddie Mercury. I put Michael Jackson inside the machine.

2016-08-31 15:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get doubt and confusion. I put Slayer inside the machine.

2016-08-31 20:46:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get a majestic beast. I put Blind Guardian inside the machine.

2016-08-31 22:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a robbed store. I put King Dedede inside the machine.

2016-09-02 04:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a fatal bird with a hammer. I put Bayonetta inside the machine.

2016-09-03 09:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a character who was broken before Smash 4 patch 1.1.6. I put my copy of Animal Crossing inside the machine.

2016-09-03 15:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Happy Tree Friends. I put spooderman inside the machine.

2016-09-04 11:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get bootman. I put your obsession with Spiderman inside the machine.

2016-09-04 22:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get your obsession with Michael Rosen. I put white sticky web inside the machine.

2016-09-05 10:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a bunch of immature kids. I put a pink puffball inside the machine.

2016-09-05 15:23:00 Author: Zachinator Posts: 120

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I get Kirby. I put Samus Aran inside the machine.

2016-09-05 17:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a bunch of little kids in disbelief. I put Captain Falcon inside the machine.

2016-09-05 19:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get punched in the face. It hurts. puot a peur ouff sucks intu zee-a mecheene.

2016-09-06 07:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get classic Sir Monacle. I put his happy face inside the machine.

2016-09-06 10:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an emoji. I put our lord and savior inside the machine.

2016-09-08 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get myself and Lightning. I cut off her hair and drop them inside the machine.

2016-09-08 09:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a cute little white cat. I use its fur as hair for Colin Mochrie, whom I then shove into the machine.

2016-09-09 02:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an old man with a fancy hair. I put Trump's orange skin inside the machine.

2016-09-09 09:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an extremist. I put stones rolling inside the machine.

2016-09-10 01:09:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get a distinct lack of moss. I put Monopoly money inside the machine.

2016-09-10 02:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Pepsi. I put a pawn shop inside the machine.

2016-09-10 11:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a rook shop. I put a chess board inside the machine.

2016-09-10 18:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a bloody battlefield. I put a sausage boat inside the machine.

2016-09-10 18:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the mental image of hot dogs in sailor outfits. I put the Wii U Gamepad inside the machine.

2016-09-11 18:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get lots of same old bits. I put people who think they're witty inside the machine.

2016-09-11 20:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get you, sir. 8D I put Nemo's lack of creativity inside the machine.

2016-09-13 03:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get L1N3R1D3R. 8) I put my friendly references inside the machine.

2016-09-13 10:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get literally nothing. :hero: I put Donkey Kong's tie inside the machine.

2016-09-13 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get L1N3R1D3R's scarf. I put my bad reputation inside the machine.

2016-09-13 16:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some random controversial celebrity. I put Nemo's soul inside the machine.

2016-09-14 03:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a spirit which controls me. I put laziness inside the machine.

2016-09-14 09:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Sir monacle, it would seem. I put the entire continent of Africa inside the machine.

2016-09-14 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Ebola and Aids, not to mention unbelievable hunger. I put my racism inside the machine.

2016-09-14 19:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a race. Probably a 100 meter. I put the harsh truth inside the machine.

2016-09-15 03:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a desert. I put Mad Max inside the machine.

2016-09-15 09:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get peaceful Max. I put a terrible tier list inside the machine.

2016-09-16 13:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an empty list and a bucket full of crap. I put your last crush inside the machine.

2016-09-16 16:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a girl who is my friend. I put my current crush inside the machine.

2016-09-16 23:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Michael Rosen. 8D I put my stereotypical images inside the machine.

2016-09-17 11:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get every meme. I put the New Nintendo 3DS XL System inside the machine.

2016-09-17 20:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Game-Boy-FL.jpg I put Tetris inside the machine.

2016-09-17 20:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the number four. I put all of my living relatives inside the machine.

2016-09-18 19:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Sir_monacles. 8) I put a terrible fate inside the machine.

2016-09-18 21:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get America right now. I put my school inside the machine.

2016-09-19 13:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a building mainly used for education, art and sophistication. I put your dream world inside the machine.

2016-09-19 15:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I got these recurrent nightmares. I put your Angelina Jolie inside the machine.

2016-09-21 00:19:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get something that doesn't exist. I put Donald Trump's running mate inside the machine.

2016-09-21 04:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get L1N3R1D3R. I put a Dark Lord inside the machine.

2016-09-21 11:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Lord Voldemort. I give him a paper mache nose but then it falls off inside the machine.

2016-09-21 13:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a horcrux. I put your greatest weakness inside the machine.

2016-09-21 14:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get rhetoric. I put the old man from Garry's Mod inside the machine.

2016-09-22 04:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some random stuff. I put Hitler inside the machine.

2016-09-22 11:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a much better world. I put a walkie talkie inside the machine.

2016-09-22 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Doc! Doc! I put Marty McFly inside the machine.

2016-09-23 00:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get someone who's fly for a white guy. I put Tom Fawkes inside the machine.

2016-09-23 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a nerd. I put all James Bonds inside the machine.

2016-09-23 15:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the most mysterious thing ever. I put a sudden shriek inside the machine.

2016-09-24 04:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the first to die girl from a horror movie. I put Jason inside the machine.

2016-09-24 13:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get someone whose last name may or may not be Derulo. I put a volleyball inside the machine.

2016-09-24 22:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Wilson. I put Leonardo Da Vinci inside the machine.

2016-09-25 00:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Mona Lisa, maybe the Last Supper, and a bunch of comparatively unknown pieces. I put Nemo's hair inside the machine.

2016-09-25 20:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get this: http://hubo.asia/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/because-youre-worth-it-logo-white-on-black_Small.jpg I put this inside the machine: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/929/794/632.gif

2016-09-26 11:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some arrangement of 0's and 1's. I put my living arrangement for college inside the machine.

2016-09-27 22:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an under educated citizen. I put Internet knowledge inside the machine.

2016-09-30 01:36:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get a fat nerd. I put a pepperoni pizza inside the machine.

2016-09-30 21:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get something sorely lacking chicken, ham, and black olives. I put my weird food tastes inside the machine.

2016-10-02 02:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get your taste buds. I put lots of milk inside the machine.

2016-10-02 20:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get more than one cow. I put a Blue Yeti microphone inside the machine.

2016-10-02 22:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get R2D2's cousin. I put a friggin' yeti inside the machine.

2016-10-03 11:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Abdominal Snowman. I put my sneaky typo inside the machine.

2016-10-03 13:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a thug. I put your pubes inside the machine.

2016-10-03 21:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the most embarrassing PowerPoint ever. I put the forum's oddly selective censor inside the machine.

2016-10-04 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a paranoid police officer. I put the price of justice inside the machine.

2016-10-04 12:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Judge Judy. I put GaLm inside the machine.

2016-10-04 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a hell hound. I put Cerberus inside the machine.

2016-10-06 16:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a portal to hell. I put my 100% activity inside the machine.

2016-10-07 03:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get 0 life. :hero: I put my 1% inactivity inside the machine.

2016-10-08 11:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get school. I put all my readers inside the machine.

2016-10-08 21:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get just one copy. I put my toys inside the machine.

2016-10-13 03:51:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get a good time. I put the possible double meaning of that inside the machine. :hero:

2016-10-13 04:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a ruined childhood. I put Trump's orange skin inside the machine.

2016-10-15 19:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an orange peel. I put a banana peel on the ground, and someone slips on it and falls into the vending machine.

2016-10-15 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Michael Rosen. I put his eyeballs inside the machine.

2016-10-19 03:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the brew of some witch somewhere. I put Matt and Ryan, the Game Grumps' new editors, inside the machine.

2016-10-19 13:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Dump and Dumper. I put my lack of being smart inside the machine.

2016-10-20 12:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Donald Trump. I put his haircut inside the machine.

2016-10-21 00:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get my haircut. I put my skin inside the machine.

2016-10-21 14:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some shade along the peach to brown spectrum. I put 50 Shades of Gray inside the machine.

2016-10-21 16:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get 50 wasted hours. I put Dr. Frankenstein inside the machine.

2016-10-24 11:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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