General Stuff #11
Corrupt Wishes
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| Gaah sorry about that been forgetting a lot Dx I'll try to remember better. Granted but they forget to corrupt the previous person's wish  I wish for my very own....football stadium....I guess 0_o | 2010-09-02 11:31:00 Author: Dragonvarsity  Posts: 5208 |
| Granted, but it's full of lava! I wish for The Best Stuff On Earth! | 2010-09-02 14:28:00 Author: Ninjaferret22  Posts: 1403 |
| Granted you get a small troll but ran to the cave | 2010-09-02 15:59:00 Author: the troll  Posts: 118 |
| And you wish for.....? I wish ppeople would stop forgetting to wish for something at the end of their posts. | 2010-09-02 16:24:00 Author: Super_Dork_42  Posts: 1874 |
| Granted but some people forget to wish for something i wish for a human. | 2010-09-02 16:48:00 Author: the troll Posts: 118 |
| Granted but some people forget to wish for something again try not granting exactly what they wished for but then making it exactly what they didn't want. Mix it up a little... Anyway, granted but the human convinces the other trolls to be his minions and throw you in a pit while he plots his evil scheme  I wish for a sofa | 2010-09-02 17:09:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| granted but you get spinach, then the trolls ate it, then you got nothing, hows that i wish for spinach | 2010-09-02 17:42:00 Author: the troll Posts: 118 |
| Granted, but you choke on it.. -_- I wish the troll had better grammar.. | 2010-09-02 17:57:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| granted but he doesn't :kz: lol jk granted but he starts talking in pig latin I wish for a private jet not taken over by trolls <_< | 2010-09-02 18:00:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted, but it gets taken over by invisible trolls instead xP I wish for gjfkkdk | 2010-09-02 18:02:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| granted it but it gets eaten by a gjfkkdl I wish for a private jet that doesn't get taken over by trolls, invisible trolls and just in case, seamonster trolls, alien trolls or...... dragon trolls | 2010-09-02 18:05:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted, but it won't work. http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/988/trollepic.png I wish for an apple!  | 2010-09-02 19:02:00 Author: gdn001  Posts: 5891 |
| Granted, but the troll ate it i wish for a pig | 2010-09-02 20:06:00 Author: the troll Posts: 118 |
| Granted, but the troll ate it i wish for a pig Granted. But the pig ran away. I wish for another month of holidays. | 2010-09-02 21:21:00 Author: OK1124  Posts: 126 |
| granted but I made up the holidays. Here they are. School day (You must get to school 3:00 A.M. and get out at 11:30 P.M.) Pay day (Not for you silly, for the government. A day comemorated to them by you looking through your wallet, house and even a credit card works to give them.) Game burning day (Who needs games? A day where you must get al your games and roast on the fire then lick the ashes) In the toilet day (Stick your head in the toilet all day long, if you get thirsty then pour some soda or whatever you drink into the toilet. Same goes for food. Mmmmm....tasty!) There are many more that I know you'll love xD I wish for infnite wishes... | 2010-09-02 21:49:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted, but the genie dies. I wish for rootbeer. | 2010-09-03 04:49:00 Author: JspOt  Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, but the genie dies. LAWL anyway, granted, but you already wished for rootbeer on page 163 so you get sparkling water instead, stuff tastes horrible. I wish for nothing. | 2010-09-03 05:08:00 Author: Merc  Posts: 2135 |
| Granted... You wished for nothing so you get NOTHING. I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener, then everyone would be in love with me! | 2010-09-03 05:23:00 Author: ShamgarBlade  Posts: 1010 |
| granted, but i turn the world backwards, so your reneiw reyaM racsO and no one is in love with you. I wish for everything this time! | 2010-09-03 05:28:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135 |
| Granted, you get another universe, but two universes take up too much thermo space, so the space-time continuom crashes. I wish for mineral water! | 2010-09-03 12:33:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| Granted, but it's sewage. I wish for a chemistry set | 2010-09-03 19:38:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| granted but you mix pure sodium with water O_o I wish for whatever comes to mind | 2010-09-04 05:01:00 Author: anoken  Posts: 1654 |
| A bullet just passed through your mind...quite literaly... :S I wish LBP2 released sooner! D: | 2010-09-04 05:52:00 Author: Silverleon  Posts: 6707 |
| Granted, but then it doesn't work untill the release date. I wish that a thousand flaming penguins don't raid the house of the person who is going to corrupt this wish. | 2010-09-04 05:58:00 Author: kitcheninja  Posts: 211 |
| Granted, but they don't damage anything and they give me LBP2. I wish for an orange. | 2010-09-04 17:33:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, but it's plastic. I wish I was a world class chef. | 2010-09-04 18:59:00 Author: Phosphorus15  Posts: 463 |
| Granted, but no one goes to your resturaunt because critics accidentally gave you bad ratings. I wish. | 2010-09-04 23:08:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| EDIT: Granted, but it blows up. I wish for two atoms of hydrogen and one of oxygen. | 2010-09-04 23:10:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| Granted, but it gets plutonium in the process. I wish for. | 2010-09-04 23:17:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, but you get only one. I wish for my own universe! | 2010-09-04 23:18:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| granted but another universe crashes into it. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070819210318/uncyclopedia/images/6/63/FaiLCAT.jpg I wish for a cookie | 2010-09-05 01:47:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted, but it doesn't has chocolate chips!!! I wish for a giant pizza! | 2010-09-05 01:57:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| granted, but its a Shoulder Cookie (http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/shoulder-cookie.jpg) Edit: sniped, gdn mine wuz better! granted, but the pizza crushes you. I wish I didnt get sniped. | 2010-09-05 02:14:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135 |
| Granted, but you get stabbed instead. I wish for Harglar with the exception of higlendar | 2010-09-05 02:55:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted, but I don't know what the hell those things are, so I un-grant it. I wish for a slice of strawberry pie. It can not be poisoned, smashed, squished, taken away from me, or rendered un-eatable by anything. It can only be eaten by me, and there is nothing wrong with this slice of pie. It can do no harm to me and it will satisfy me and my hunger. | 2010-09-05 18:01:00 Author: edster962  Posts: 170 |
| Granted, but it tasted like s... Going on, I wish for a 100 mts tall tree! | 2010-09-05 18:04:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| granted, but mts is for murdering tigers, they rip you apart I wish for a small piece of cheese. | 2010-09-05 20:22:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135 |
| Granted, buy it's so small you need a microscope to see it. I wish for unbreakable galss! | 2010-09-05 22:10:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| Granted but the Grammar Nazis intercept and destroy it. I wish I've been far, even as decided to go want to do look more like. | 2010-09-06 00:13:00 Author: kitcheninja Posts: 211 |
| Granted but the Grammar Nazis intercept and destroy it. I wish I've been far, even as decided to go want to do look more like. Granted, but you just lost the game. I wish this gum was cherry flavored. | 2010-09-06 02:51:00 Author: TheAffected  Posts: 626 |
| Granted, but you swallow it and your stomach explodes :kz: I wish for a credit card | 2010-09-06 16:49:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654 |
| Granted, but it breaks into pieces. I wish to have a better wish to wish than this wish. | 2010-09-06 17:17:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted but the wish doesn't work. I wish I stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. | 2010-09-06 20:39:00 Author: kitcheninja Posts: 211 |
| Granted but the wish doesn't work. I wish I stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. Granted, but they're so fizzy that they lift you up out to space, into a black hole. I wish I was in teh b3t0rz 4 t3h LBP2!11one!1eleven!1! | 2010-09-10 02:06:00 Author: edster962 Posts: 170 |
| Granted, but because you typed it that way, they Deny your access because they assume you're a noob. I wish for my very own SHMUZZIES! :3 | 2010-09-10 17:53:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted, too bad I don't even know what that is. I wish for a seal | 2010-09-10 23:00:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar  Posts: 978 |
| Granted, it's an envelope seal. I wish for world peace and acceptance. | 2010-09-11 01:00:00 Author: edster962 Posts: 170 |
| granted but then a giant chaos meteor crashes into earth and the worl, unfortunately, gets all chaotic again. | 2010-09-11 06:07:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted but you didnt wish for anything I wish MM would gift me the collectors edition | 2010-09-11 20:33:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| Granted but you didnt wish for anything I wish MM would gift me the collectors edition Granted, But Mm Smashes And Puts Black Sharpie Over Everything Because You Kept Asking Them For It..... I Wish For A New 42" LCD Tv For My Room, And For YouFail.org To Be Nice..... | 2010-09-11 21:52:00 Author: chinook3  Posts: 453 |
| Granted, But Mm Smashes And Puts Black Sharpie Over Everything Because You Kept Asking Them For It..... I Wish For A New 42" LCD Tv.... Granted but its got a 240p display I wish I had all the knowledge of THE UNIVERSE! | 2010-09-11 22:06:00 Author: The age of LOLZ  Posts: 229 |
| granted but your head explodes I wish for swiss cheese | 2010-09-12 01:33:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654 |
| Granted But There's So Much Holes In It Its Nothing I Wish For LBP To Break (Not Really) | 2010-09-12 04:44:00 Author: chinook3 Posts: 453 |
| Granted but it doesn't, yet it does, yet it doesn't, yet it does, yet it doesn't, yet it- *head explodes* I wish for a pet dog. | 2010-09-12 04:49:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| You get it, but it has rabies. I wish that I had a time machine! | 2010-09-12 06:11:00 Author: Eonknight  Posts: 119 |
| Granted, but the time machine Requires 48,732,956,000 double A batteries. I wish I had a way to stop someone else from corrupting this wish... | 2010-09-12 06:24:00 Author: Unknown User |
| ......Only If Someone Closes This Thread, But That's Not Happening I Wish For It To Be Sunny Right Now......... | 2010-09-12 19:32:00 Author: chinook3 Posts: 453 |
| ......Only If Someone Closes This Thread, But That's Not Happening I Wish For It To Be Sunny Right Now......... Hm? Does that one actually work, because if I wish for it has to come true... Anyway... Granted, but it only becomes sunny because the sun is hurtling towards your house. Good luck... I wish I could run at the speed of light! | 2010-09-13 01:15:00 Author: Unknown User |
| ......Granted But You Can Only Run The Speed Of Light For 1 Second I Wish I Had No School...... | 2010-09-13 01:32:00 Author: chinook3 Posts: 453 |
granted but now that there's no school one of the teachers can finally quit his job or teaching and get out of that place and murder people!!! The jail was full so he had to stay there but since it's shut down he may leave peacefully  I wish for a giant weapon pointed right at me, loaded.  | 2010-09-13 16:38:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| granted but now that there's no school one of the teachers can finally quit his job or teaching and get out of that place and murder people!!! The jail was full so he had to stay there but since it's shut down he may leave peacefully I wish for a giant weapon pointed right at me, loaded. Granted but the guy who haz the weapon hears an ice cream truck he never came back...  I wish I was in t3h am4azing LBP2 B3T0RZ | 2010-09-13 16:56:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| granted but they need you to answer one question but due to your horrible spelling they count it wrong so you get declines for the beta. I wish I could test out the PS4 (Well, I'd really like to test LBP2 but people keep wishing that so I'll try this ) | 2010-09-13 17:17:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| You are the only one that gets picked for testing, but Sony gets robbed that day and you get everything on you stolen... I wish for a pony! | 2010-09-13 23:00:00 Author: theonlybub  Posts: 690 |
| Granted, but i've already wished for that before I wish for the varsity of dragons :O | 2010-09-13 23:04:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted, but he's cheesecake. But he dislikes cheesecake, so he's cake instead. Aaaaand... I wish for my cat to become a ninja! | 2010-09-13 23:07:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| Granted, but then he beats you up and leaves. I wish the sun was purple! | 2010-09-13 23:09:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| .......Granted But Now Everything You See Is Purple And Black! I Wish For A Un-Corruptible Wish...... | 2010-09-14 01:07:00 Author: chinook3 Posts: 453 |
| granted but haven't you heard of the story of the warning of the purple son? Okay, well I'll read it then.... Rumor has it that one day, in the 21st century someone will make the stupid decision of wishing that their sun was purple, the color of warning to the Galafanski tribe, they were a very smart tribe and knew that a purple son is the warning of an apocalypse. So the sun turns purple and people freak out. Many go suicidal and die, some people hide in caves, others steal different technology and murder everyone around. Since the sun turns purple and the other planets aren't used to the light it somehow attracts it coser to Earth. The planet starts getting hot, we only have a couple days left. A group is set up to push it back but it only works one way, make the earth have a brown shine pushing the sun away but then someone sneaks into the engine of the shipped, gets sucked up, completely shredded and dies Body parts all over, and the ship doesn't work. Our mission has failed, we are doomed because of teh ninja ferret. They start an angry mob, hours left before everything will burn up and all will die. They go to the ferret's house and set it on fire. The sun comes and that is it. Then you wake up to make sure you never will make that wish EVER  I wish for a sandwhich (imagining an end of the world story like the purple sun )Sniped: Granted but you get bribed a LOT of money to let it be corrupted. Like your greedy self,(just kidding xP) you take the bribe and let them corrupt your wish which was the corruption of your wish soo......they V8 slap you, take your money and drive off. Like I said up thar, I wish for a sandwhich. :arg: | 2010-09-14 01:12:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| granted but haven't you heard of the story of the warning of the purple son? Okay, well I'll read it then.... Rumor has it that one day, in the 21st century someone will make the stupid decision of wishing that their sun was purple, the color of warning to the Galafanski tribe, they were a very smart tribe and knew that a purple son is the warning of an apocalypse. So the sun turns purple and people freak out. Many go suicidal and die, some people hide in caves, others steal different technology and murder everyone around. Since the sun turns purple and the other planets aren't used to the light it somehow attracts it coser to Earth. The planet starts getting hot, we only have a couple days left. A group is set up to push it back but it only works one way, make the earth have a brown shine pushing the sun away but then someone sneaks into the engine of the shipped, gets sucked up, completely shredded and dies Body parts all over, and the ship doesn't work. Our mission has failed, we are doomed because of teh ninja ferret. They start an angry mob, hours left before everything will burn up and all will die. They go to the ferret's house and set it on fire. The sun comes and that is it. Then you wake up to make sure you never will make that wish EVER I wish for a sandwhich (imagining an end of the world story like the purple sun )Sniped: Granted but you get bribed a LOT of money to let it be corrupted. Like your greedy self,(just kidding xP) you take the bribe and let them corrupt your wish which was the corruption of your wish soo......they V8 slap you, take your money and drive off. Like I said up thar, I wish for a sandwhich. :arg: I shall never wish for the sun to be purple ever again ._. btw you're a great storyteller dragon, it was awesome except for the part where my house burns down. ( good thing I actually live in a fireproof cardboard box )back on topic: Granted, but after you eat it, you get implosive diarrhea ! I wish to know the answer to this question:http://www.sumopaint.com/files/images800/hichigzoldhnjgah.jpg | 2010-09-14 01:45:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| My title says it all. I wish for a reason to tell someone invisible that I know they're online. (don't think you can hide from me, I haz Sitrep) | 2010-09-14 04:38:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| My title says it all. I wish for a reason to tell someone invisible that I know they're online. (don't think you can hide from me, I haz Sitrep) Granted but you find a hacker who hacks your account does something bad and gets you moderated... FOR LIFE! I wish I was a sackboy! | 2010-09-15 17:43:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| granted but due to yourself being human before, you're not 100% sackboy meaning if ou die, you're transported back to the real world, and since you must be controlled by a human but your younger brother doesn't know (he thinks your at some friend's place) he gives it a try. This is his first try and he accidentally drops you in the fire and you die. You come out of the tv but unfortunately some of the sack morphed to you and now your half sackboy and half human. Scientists come to your house, kidnap you and test ou for the rest of your life. You must escape. You get one of the glasses, drink whatever's inside and it makes you grow a pop-it. When the scientists are frustrated and run toward you to put you down, you get out the bear nose decoration and piut it all around the place. You run away and are on the newspaper titled "Half man-half fluff creature escapes from young boy's television" You hide and live in the forest for the rest of your life. Unfortunately the wolves love tearing up fluff so you become their lunch. Most of your fluff side is gone but a scientist comes but is very good and now the other half is completely robotic. You fear the scientists in the city will do what they did to you before now that your half robotic so you live with this pure and nice scientist in the woods. -The End I wish for another pair of shoes | 2010-09-15 20:01:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| granted but due to yourself being human before, you're not 100% sackboy meaning if ou die, you're transported back to the real world, and since you must be controlled by a human but your younger brother doesn't know (he thinks your at some friend's place) he gives it a try. This is his first try and he accidentally drops you in the fire and you die. You come out of the tv but unfortunately some of the sack morphed to you and now your half sackboy and half human. Scientists come to your house, kidnap you and test ou for the rest of your life. You must escape. You get one of the glasses, drink whatever's inside and it makes you grow a pop-it. When the scientists are frustrated and run toward you to put you down, you get out the bear nose decoration and piut it all around the place. You run away and are on the newspaper titled "Half man-half fluff creature escapes from young boy's television" You hide and live in the forest for the rest of your life. Unfortunately the wolves love tearing up fluff so you become their lunch. Most of your fluff side is gone but a scientist comes but is very good and now the other half is completely robotic. You fear the scientists in the city will do what they did to you before now that your half robotic so you live with this pure and nice scientist in the woods. -The End I wish for another pair of shoes Like I said, your a great story teller as for your wish: Granted, but it's the only pair of shoes you will ever be able to have for the rest of your life.. and they're WALKING shoes, which means you can only walk in them and nothing else ( not even running, which would require running shoes, of coarse) MUAHAHAHA! on a lighter note: I wish for nachos :3 | 2010-09-16 03:14:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Like I said, your a great story teller as for your wish: Granted, but it's the only pair of shoes you will ever be able to have for the rest of your life.. and they're WALKING shoes, which means you can only walk in them and nothing else ( not even running, which would require running shoes, of coarse) MUAHAHAHA! on a lighter note: I wish for nachos :3 Granted but its a communist nacho just before you eat it it it shouts "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!" and kills barack obama plunging the USA into chaos then someone launches a NUKE! and starts a nuclear war all life is wiped out because of you and your communist nacho  On the brighter side I wish for 100 mentos and a swimming pool full of carbonated coke:hero: | 2010-09-16 16:40:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted, but it creates a huge explosion and you now cannot be within 200ft of the pool. I wish that I became a famous sculptor. | 2010-09-16 23:26:00 Author: Phosphorus15 Posts: 463 |
| granted, but with your mad sculpting skills, while you're sleeping, you sculpt what looks exactly like pandora's box. When you wake up, you notice the box, thinking it's real. You open it and clay chaos shoots out and everything around you is a sculp....tion. Everything but you is clay, even your food. You eventually die :kz: Now you know why you should have mad food skills instead :arg: I wish for moar soap. (You might've noticed I still haven't wished for a dragon yet. This is because I fear someone will grant it but then make the dragon do something bad to me or something do bad to the dragon  ) | 2010-09-17 03:30:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| granted, but with your mad sculpting skills, while you're sleeping, you sculpt what looks exactly like pandora's box. When you wake up, you notice the box, thinking it's real. You open it and clay chaos shoots out and everything around you is a sculp....tion. Everything but you is clay, even your food. You eventually die :kz: Now you know why you should have mad food skills instead :arg: I wish for moar soap. (You might've noticed I still haven't wished for a dragon yet. This is because I fear someone will grant it but then make the dragon do something bad to me or something do bad to the dragon )Granted you have your soap but its cursed and turns you into a bar of soap and it becomes you and now that u live alone no one else can touch the cursed soap (you) and you spend your days waiting to be used but then came the apocolyptic purple sun you get the point... I wish I wish for a DRAGON! :hero: | 2010-09-17 20:30:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| You get the dragon, but it flies away and advertises the LBP2 beta you stored on it thus banning you from the LBP2 beta and every one of them thereafter. I wish for a bacon flavored Pop-Tart! | 2010-09-18 00:19:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| Granted but all of the Pop-Tart business goes out of business I wish for LBP 2 for PSP | 2010-09-18 04:58:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654 |
| Granted but all of the Pop-Tart business goes out of business I wish for LBP 2 for PSP GRANTED! but due to the PSP's rubbish processing power all they add is a new story and a new material I wish for a ragdoll of my worst enemy  | 2010-09-18 10:12:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| *off-topic* I wish for a bacon flavored Pop-Tart! I'd just like to point out: that's the best wish ever. *off-topc* Anyway...: Granted, but I don't know who your worst enemy is, so you get a ragdoll of mickey mouse instead. (What do i look like, a genie that can read people's minds? )I wish for un-communist nachos | 2010-09-18 20:07:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted, but I steal them knowing that they are a world first! XD I wish for more cinnimon pancakes! | 2010-09-19 02:44:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| Granted, but you choke on them! I wish for three rubber ducks, send them to the moon! A soda machine that doesn't work! Send it to the moon! | 2010-09-19 16:25:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, but.. What?...I don't get your wish, so they all just explode I wish i knew what you wished for | 2010-09-19 16:31:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Someone tells you what JspOt wished for but you still don't understand it I wish for nice weather | 2010-09-19 16:34:00 Author: napero7  Posts: 1653 |
| Granted, but its so nice that everyone explodes. I wish i could summon exploding pies :O | 2010-09-19 16:37:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted, but they're steak pies. I wish for Ferret to understand my wish. | 2010-09-19 17:31:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| It does but only if you speak ferret I wish for no h4h.. (this is a tricky one try to currupt this lol) | 2010-09-19 17:59:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Granted, instead there's Play 4 Play I wish for a chocolate. | 2010-09-19 19:06:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted but you're a dog :kz: I wish for white chocolate | 2010-09-20 03:58:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654 |
| *off topic* It does but only if you speak ferret I wish for no h4h.. (this is a tricky one try to currupt this lol) You called me an it ..... *off topic*back on-topic: Granted, but it's dark chocolate... I wish to wish upon a star | 2010-09-20 04:04:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted, but that star is heading on colision course with our solar system now. I wish for SCEA to quit being lazy with our betas. | 2010-09-20 04:15:00 Author: Fishrock123  Posts: 1578 |
| Granted, but Sony gives them out to all of NA except Canada! I wish for another wish. | 2010-09-20 04:24:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| granted but I get to choose what your second wish is I wish for a pencil ._. | 2010-09-20 18:54:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted, but its a white colored pencil. I wish for paper | 2010-09-20 19:27:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| granted but I write on it with my white colored- wait a minute... hey! Oh well, gotta corrupt it somehow so..... *licks it* I wish for guys to stop wearing earrings | 2010-09-21 00:44:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| granted but I write on it with my white colored- wait a minute... hey! Oh well, gotta corrupt it somehow so..... *licks it* I wish for guys to stop wearing earrings Granted, but you want earrings later on and then start to cry in a corner I wish I lived in my evil, treacherous mind! | 2010-09-21 00:50:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Granted, but I fill it with expired prune juice I wish for a Beta Codez! | 2010-09-21 04:58:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, but I fill it with expired prune juice I wish for a Beta Codez! Granted, but the beta ends a few minutes after you recieve the codes. I wish everyone would be a good creator and make good levels for everyone to play! | 2010-09-21 08:44:00 Author: Black265  Posts: 208 |
| granted but different people have different opinions on "what is good" so we still have tons of spammy levels. I wish for a green cow that can breathe underwater | 2010-09-21 15:31:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted, it's abducted by aliens. I wish for some Flamin' Hot Cheeto's. | 2010-09-21 19:04:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, but they turn out to be so flamin' hot they catch fire while they are still in the bag. I wish hotels with Zero-Gravity rooms are constructed all over the world. | 2010-09-22 00:22:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| granted but so many tourists and little kids start being wannabe inception people and while going to these hotels, your bed flies up to the cieling and wile you try eating, your chair lifts up and your food goes all around the room. You get very annoyed since it's now extremely hard to eat, sleep, watch tv and when you try leaving a tip or pay the person the money floats around the room and others catch it. Plus those kids are getting really annoying, really fast. I wish someone would read through every page of this game (Also, my wish came true a long time ago and the corruption was WRONG! muahahahahaha(IF you wanna know what it was, I can tell you )) | 2010-09-22 17:34:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| granted but so many tourists and little kids start being wannabe inception people and while going to these hotels, your bed flies up to the cieling and wile you try eating, your chair lifts up and your food goes all around the room. You get very annoyed since it's now extremely hard to eat, sleep, watch tv and when you try leaving a tip or pay the person the money floats around the room and others catch it. Plus those kids are getting really annoying, really fast. I wish someone would read through every page of this game (Also, my wish came true a long time ago and the corruption was WRONG! muahahahahaha(IF you wanna know what it was, I can tell you ))Granted, but it isn't going to be me I wish for food... delicious food... | 2010-09-22 18:29:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653 |
| Granted. You get your delicous food but you get an stomach ache because you ate too much I wish for REEL LBp2 BEtaz ! | 2010-09-22 18:30:00 Author: Alec  Posts: 3871 |
| You get a beta code It's used I wish that someone uploads Disco Montage by Daniel Pemberton to youtube, that song is awesome... | 2010-09-22 18:37:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653 |
| Granted, but by the time you get in its over already. I wish i could finish art requests faster and be less lazy | 2010-09-22 18:38:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| granted but now they look sloppy. Good thing I got my request in before that starts happening I wish for my own library | 2010-09-22 23:29:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted, but every book is Ramona Quimby, Age 8. I wish for amazing hair. | 2010-09-23 00:41:00 Author: Pulsemap  Posts: 92 |
| granted but you already do, if it's an orange afro so for corruption your hair asplodes and now you have a charcol afro I wish for a nice plant friend of mine named Bob, and you must have a giant story about bob | 2010-09-23 00:45:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| granted but you already do, if it's an orange afro so for corruption your hair asplodes and now you have a charcol afro I wish for a nice plant friend of mine named Bob, and you must have a giant story about bob Granted, the plant friend of yours named Bob is a special kind of plant, a plant that can produce water. Bob has had a giant story, he lived for 10 years having adventures in various places, from Mushroom Kingdom, to LittleBigPlanet, to the forest moon of Endor (thumbs up if you know what Mushroom Kingdom and Endor is. ), eventually while in his plant pot, he forgets to drill holes under the pot so the water he produces drowns his roots and Bob dies. In his dying moments he says: "I hate my life, someone was bound to corrupt dragonvarsity's wish, which means something was bound to happen to meeeeeee...."I wish Jetpacks were in stock at stores, ready to be bought. | 2010-09-23 06:12:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| They already are, but they are really expensive and you just got all your money stolen by an anonymous person....*Starts whistling.* I wish for a fairy god parent! | 2010-09-23 06:15:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| granted but its dead it came that way (Because you bought it from wal mart) I wish that my gamebreaking glitch never existed | 2010-09-23 15:02:00 Author: brendal100  Posts: 70 |
| Granted, it's of you! Also, isn't a bacon flavored pop tart called a hot pocket? I wish for a hot pocket that doesn't make me call in sick to work. | 2010-09-23 15:48:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 Posts: 1874 |
| Granted I wish for LBP2 | 2010-09-23 15:56:00 Author: LittleBigDragon  Posts: 83 |
| Granted, but you have to wait until it's released in 2011. I wish for a conceptual description | 2010-09-23 16:31:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted but it's against YOU! I wish LBP2 is released NOVEMBER NOT JANUARY 2011! | 2010-09-23 16:36:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted ....... ...Errror found: #1134.;6 your wish can not be processed at this time. please don't try again later. I wish for Alec and Doopz to live happily ever after | 2010-09-23 16:46:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted but some random storyline later they fight again because one likes pink socks the other blue... I wish for another level 6-8 on My breakfast muffins in a week :hero: | 2010-09-23 21:33:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted, but while making it I kinda ate it! I wish for a pancake flavored pop-tart! | 2010-09-23 21:44:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| Granted. But it's poisoned! I wish for money. | 2010-09-23 21:52:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X  Posts: 1800 |
| Granted, but your house burns down and you have to live your life in a cardboard box. I wish for a basketball court in my backyard! | 2010-09-23 21:58:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| Granted, your whole backyard catches on fire, then your house catches on fire, then you die I wish LBP2 would come out tomorrow | 2010-09-23 22:03:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978 |
| Granted. But they sell out before you can buy yourself a copy. I wish for a slice of any kind of cheese. | 2010-09-23 22:13:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X Posts: 1800 |
| Granted, it's blue cheese. *trollface* I wish for soap. | 2010-09-24 03:20:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, but the soap is an experimental soap bar that has the side-effects of turning the color of your hair flame red, and making steam come out of your ears for a couple of days. I wish the moon would change colors according to each month. January: White. February: Red. March: Green. April: Light Green. May: Pink. June: Blue. July: Light Blue. August: Dark Blue. September: Dark Green. October: Purple. November: Beige. December: White with orange tinge. | 2010-09-24 04:21:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| confused cartman,i tryed my best to get people to notice me and my creations,but they seem to not notice or talk about what i do :| do you know what i should do? "I wish for people to notice my ideas for the future of littlebigplanet 2 and Assasins Creed Brotherhood online play." | 2010-09-24 04:35:00 Author: Unknown User |
| To Black265 (who is above my comment above this comment) "Granted,but the aliens discover the moon and obduct it for there experimental use of colored lasers." "I wish for people to notice my ideas for the future of LittleBigPlanet 2 and Assasins Creed Brotherhood online play." | 2010-09-24 04:40:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Hey Virus! Next time, you can edit your post instead of double posting. confused cartman,i tryed my best to get people to notice me and my creations,but they seem to not notice or talk about what i do :| do you know what i should do? Also, that isn't relevant info for the thread. Anyway, people then moderate your levels because they're jealous. I wish for a bowl of noodles. | 2010-09-24 15:35:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| *off-topic* Granted, it's blue cheese. *trollface* You did it wrong http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0d90gqsMo1qbylvso1_250.gif (http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0d90gqsMo1qbylvso1_250.gif) *off-topic*Anyway, back on topic: Granted, but they turn into blood-sucking leeches. D: I wish for purple-talking-fungus-be-gone spray. | 2010-09-24 16:38:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted the Fungus goes but the bugs on it and become giant bugs which eat you... I wish it was January now | 2010-09-24 18:59:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted, but it's 20100. I wish for more french toast. | 2010-09-24 23:28:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted but you get sick of it I wish LBP 2 wasn't delayed | 2010-09-24 23:30:00 Author: shadow3596  Posts: 2442 |
| Granted, but it causes a problem which in turn causes a form of paradox. Then we all go back in time to when MM announced the release date of LBP2, MM says it'll be released in January. I wish for better PSP games to be made. | 2010-09-24 23:57:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| Granted, so do I... I wish for a free PS3 | 2010-09-25 02:08:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654 |
| Granted but Osama Bin Laden is hiding in it I wish for a LAPTOP!  | 2010-09-25 10:32:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted but it runs away. I wish for a log! | 2010-09-25 16:08:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted you get your CHOCOLATE log (the desert kind) and I eat it *wipes crumbs off mouth* I wish Mm gave me a week 1 t-shirt but with a neon green splat for LBP2! | 2010-09-25 21:33:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted, but it's glitched and gives you ylod. I wish for a life. | 2010-09-25 21:41:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, but you land on the space marked, "Lose A Life, End Of Game". I wish for water from Australia! | 2010-09-25 21:50:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| granted but you spill it on yourself. I wish for a complete rubiks cube | 2010-09-25 22:43:00 Author: anoken Posts: 1654 |
| Granted, but its all coated in quick-drying glue. I wish Star Wars Battlefront 3 is released in 2011. | 2010-09-26 04:38:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| Granted, but it's developed by a cruddy game company. I wish for a living sackboy | 2010-09-26 05:02:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted, but it is rabid. I wish I had a Zero-Gravity room. | 2010-09-26 10:31:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| Granted but the scientists who made it forgot about the pressure of 0-G so you get squished to the size of a molecule (epic win?) and form a black hole and kill us all... BTW I haz memory stick incase of YLOD! *off topic* I wish I had another 32 muffins! (yes my father made 32 muffins in one make :3) | 2010-09-26 14:06:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted, but some Sumo Dude comes up and eats them all. I wish for a new avatar! | 2010-09-26 15:55:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| Granted, but it's just you're old one with a Mudkip in the bottom left corner! I wish for the Ultimate Bundle! | 2010-09-26 15:56:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X Posts: 1800 |
| Granted, but I steal it. I wish I had a puppy! | 2010-09-26 16:06:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| Granted, but I steal it. I wish I had a puppy! Granted, but it is actually a kitty in disguise. I wish I could get into the LBP2 Beta. | 2010-09-26 16:18:00 Author: Unknown User |
| You are in the lbp2 beta but Sony sent the code to the wrong email I wish for an admin of this site to corrupt this wish | 2010-09-26 18:16:00 Author: brendal100 Posts: 70 |
| Granted he/she does not know its a forum game so he/she bans you! I wish for the BFBC2 SPECACT kit | 2010-09-26 19:04:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted he/she does not know its a forum game so he/she bans you! I wish for the BFBC2 SPECACT kit Granted, you get it. But your PS3 explodes because the awesome meter was overloaded.I wish for an LBP Crown | 2010-09-27 21:48:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Granted, but a crown is just a hat that let's the rain in... Or is it? You've seen the LBP crown design. Closed top, no? Well, I put this to you: Would it be able to stop highly acidic rain? Ahh you hadn't thought o' that one eh? *Ignores fact that a metal hat would probably be better at stopping acid than a cloth one and sinks back into an armchair, taking a long, satisfied puff on a pipe* I wish for a pill that teaches you everything you need to know, making the educational system redundant! | 2010-09-27 22:07:00 Author: Keanster96  Posts: 1436 |
| Granted, but it also causes death.... :c I wish a cat finds a hammer and destroys the squirrels nuclear missile before Hitler finds it...random | 2010-09-27 22:11:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Granted, but my mutant squirrel eats it and spits it at you. I wish for some squirrel food. | 2010-09-27 23:33:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted but my mutant rabbits eat it and they don't spit it t you, just in case that's what you want them to do :kz: I wish to know from all those crappy, low budget movies, is Sharktopus real?!?!?!?! | 2010-09-28 00:37:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted but you know it's real because your the contents in it's stomach. :kz: I wish I haz dead rising 2! | 2010-09-29 05:34:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee  Posts: 1370 |
| Granted but the PS3 becomes completley corrupt because you sucked so bad at it! I wish my little brother didn't cry if you do anything :3 | 2010-09-29 18:38:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| granted but now whenever you do anything, he crawls on your back and doesn't let go I wish for good luck | 2010-09-29 20:39:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted, but good luck becomes karma and turns into bad luck. I wish for karma to really exist! | 2010-09-30 00:09:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| granted, but because of it, you get a lifetime of bad luck. (I just realized im conquering the forum games page )i wish for a cupcake! | 2010-09-30 02:56:00 Author: LWBear2  Posts: 332 |
| Granted but its one of those evil negativatron eyed cakes from LBP2 and blinds you for life with a fireball. I wish Britain didn't have really bad weather | 2010-10-01 18:40:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted, but then every other part of the world has bad weather and everybody hates you for it and throws moldy sanwhiches at you. I wish for a fish | 2010-10-01 19:44:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted but its a radioactive fish you are infected and you are in pain and will die very very soon D: i wish that somone would teach me the concept of art | 2010-10-01 20:51:00 Author: brendal100 Posts: 70 |
| Granted, but soon after, you slip and hit your forehead on the floor, causing you to lose the memory of what the concept of art is. I wish I can do a perfect british accent. | 2010-10-02 07:06:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| granted, but your body can't take it and you explode. I wish for a wish to wish for a fish to use as a wish. | 2010-10-02 07:11:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, but your wish will come true in about 15 years. I wish for the skills to earn an E.M.P. in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. (An Electro Magnetic Pulse is a reward for getting 15 kills in one life, its way harder than it looks) | 2010-10-02 07:22:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| Granted but you get banned from all MW2 online servers because the noobs think you are a haxor! I wish I had a microchip in my brain which teaches me everything known to man! (epic Johnny Mnumonic movie reference! :hero | 2010-10-02 10:14:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted, but then the microchip uses electricity, so you'll need to have a plug sticking out of your head all the time. I wish the one who corrupts this is someone I know | 2010-10-02 13:47:00 Author: Jazve Posts: 341 |
| granted but you dont know me yet after this post you may know me. You will eventually know me. I wish for invincibility with no strings attached . | 2010-10-02 15:45:00 Author: brendal100 Posts: 70 |
| Granted. No strings, just chains and anchors so you can't move. I wish for a LBP1 sackbot of my very own. | 2010-10-02 16:52:00 Author: Super_Dork_42 Posts: 1874 |
| Granted, but it comes out of the screen and kills you. I wish that any wish that was, is, and ever shall be wished shall never become corrupt, harmful, or dangerous to anyone or anything ever to be in existance; in any way possible. BEAT THAT!! | 2010-10-02 22:16:00 Author: Super_Clone  Posts: 849 |
| Granted. You lost the game. I wish I could make up for what i did earlier... | 2010-10-02 22:20:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| EDIT: Crud this was for Super_clone, i couldn't find how to spell this guys name! Granted, but M. night shyamalan reveals that it was all a dream! WHAT A TWEEST I wish that my ps3 would get fully repaired and had no problems with it at all! | 2010-10-02 22:20:00 Author: Joshofsouls  Posts: 1569 |
| Granted, but then a giant boulder falls on your house and crushes your PS3 I wish this wish becomes corrupt P.S.- You're lucky I am nice and I made sure no one was home when I dropped the boulder! P.P.S.- You couldn't spell Super Clone? | 2010-10-02 22:28:00 Author: Super_Clone Posts: 849 |
| Granted. But now my granting has become corrupted, so the wish is invalid! I wish for another costume contest! | 2010-10-02 22:30:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Granted, but you get ruthlessly murdered before you can win, causing me to win, even tho you have the most awesome costumes ever!!! (Seriously, Great job m8) I wish I would get a crown and LBP2, bug-free, and that nothing bad would happen to me, my family, or my belongings! I'm to young to die! | 2010-10-02 22:33:00 Author: Super_Clone Posts: 849 |
| You get sent a copy of LBP2 and a crown, but it's because it was all stolen along with $1,000,000,000, which means you and your family go to jail, and that's not bad, that's JUSTICE! I wish someone could corrupt this wish. | 2010-10-03 09:48:00 Author: Unknown User |
| not granted... but then a paradox happens and the world explodes i wish i could divide by 0 | 2010-10-03 09:50:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626 |
| Granted but it just equals 0, so you get mad and destroy your LBP disk. I wish I could wish for a wish... wishfully | 2010-10-03 09:54:00 Author: Unknown User |
| granted but you dont read the fine print and i really get to make the wish.... i wish i wish for a fish.... a giant fish with giant spikes down its back that wants to eat me | 2010-10-03 09:58:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626 |
| Granted, but it kills everyone but you and it prevents you from dieing, causing you to live a miserable and lonely life of torment. I wish...... That I could think of a wish | 2010-10-03 15:03:00 Author: Super_Clone Posts: 849 |
| granted but its sooo bad that you get kicked off this site and banned from psn i wish i could get a crown ,and become well-known in this site | 2010-10-03 22:48:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Granted, but then something happens.... and no one remembers what it was exactly, but it was generally considered to be a bad thing. I wish for a holiday! | 2010-10-03 22:53:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436 |
| granted but big brother decides your holiday will be spent working i wish i wasnt alone | 2010-10-03 23:40:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626 |
| Granted. Im right behind you I wish for a few more points | 2010-10-04 01:20:00 Author: Jazve Posts: 341 |
| Granted but i only send you 2. I wish a could shoot lazorz out of my eyes | 2010-10-04 01:24:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626 |
| Granted, but theyre extremely bright so they blind you. I wish for something random | 2010-10-04 02:20:00 Author: Jazve Posts: 341 |
| Granted. *embraces Jazve in long passionate kiss*... *shoots him in head* . I wish for MOAR FIAHPOWAH!!! | 2010-10-04 06:15:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| granted. *gives Outlaw-Jack a piece of wood on fire that slowly catches him on fire* woops... i wish for bubble gum :3 | 2010-10-04 12:11:00 Author: LWBear2 Posts: 332 |
| Granted. There's bubble gum in your hair now I wish for lolcat ban in LBPC. [/reverse psychology] | 2010-10-04 17:37:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Granted. Lolcats are banned... along with Hybrid... you jerk. ... I wish for a lamp! | 2010-10-05 06:41:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Granted the genie inside who is going to grant your wish he dies so the lamp dissapears... I wish for an Ice-Cream! | 2010-10-06 16:20:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| granted, it melts. I wish for a wish. | 2010-10-07 00:32:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted however ther is a processing error so I get your wish! I wish for my shower to work | 2010-10-07 07:57:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| granted but it showers you in super glue.... I wish I had a new pair of socks... | 2010-10-07 08:05:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626 |
| Granted but they are experimental military socks which blow up... (whats it with the military and their explosives now our days) I wish for a wishfull wish of wishfullness of another wish for a gold fish  | 2010-10-07 15:52:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| granted, but the complex grammerz screws up the intentions and you get a shark I wish that I was omnipotent | 2010-10-07 16:25:00 Author: damaz10  Posts: 771 |
| Granted but the baby genie didn't pass his english test so hes like "..." I wish the app I wished for on FAAD (Free App A Day) was free tomorow | 2010-10-07 17:11:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| granted, but tomorrow you have no way to get it. I wish Cleverbot (http://www.cleverbot.com/) wasn't so mean | 2010-10-07 18:52:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted but now its a really bad racest I wish google would use my stuff again! EDIT: Hah i broke cleverbot already xD | 2010-10-07 21:23:00 Author: brendal100 Posts: 70 |
| Granted but...wha-? I wish to create a vortex to a demension of fluffy talking dust-based lifeforms that can survive off of chewing gum and sing kareoke. | 2010-10-07 21:34:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted, but it's too unstable and it breaks. I wish for school to end already! | 2010-10-07 21:36:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| Good it has ended but you were inside when it happened I wish I could do VGH | 2010-10-07 21:39:00 Author: brendal100 Posts: 70 |
| Granted, but I don't know what that is, so I then assume it means Video Grandma House and teleport you there instead. I wish for a lollipop | 2010-10-07 21:47:00 Author: Ninjaferret22 Posts: 1403 |
| Granted. http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=25003 I wish for edible carpets | 2010-10-08 01:47:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| wish granted, but the carpets taste so bad you want to know why you wished for it. i wish for THE HYPNO-TOAD!!! | 2010-10-08 04:09:00 Author: wait wtf  Posts: 853 |
| granted, but it kills you. I wish to be in every LBPCTG level. | 2010-10-08 15:32:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, but you're at the bottom of all of the levels, where no one can see you. I wish for 30,000 XP points. | 2010-10-08 15:39:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X Posts: 1800 |
| granted, but you play the newest member of LBPC I wish for a tree that grows bunnies SNIPED: Granted but you promised to give away 3,000 XP to the winner of your level contest and ince you changed your name so many times for the Halloween Disguise yourself as another forum member, you've lost all that XP and today's the day and you know the winner so now you gotta pay up. | 2010-10-08 15:40:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208 |
| Granted, but it grows dead bunnies. I wish for a REEL Telekinesis plasmid! | 2010-10-08 20:13:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| Granted, but it controls your BRAINZ I wish for 4. | 2010-10-08 23:39:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| granted, but ended up with 5 the next 4 seconds, i wish for Twinkies | 2010-10-09 00:21:00 Author: wait wtf Posts: 853 |
| Granted. You become fat and die. I wish the Undead Nightmare DLC for RDR would come out already!! | 2010-10-09 20:34:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Granted. But then it's price is too high for you, so you steal it from a store and you get put in jail for 2 years. I wish the world was at my command. | 2010-10-09 22:13:00 Author: Ainsl3y_xo  Posts: 478 |
| Granted. But then Martians attack and devastate the planet. I wish for a sock puppet, a bag of jerky, and a shot of Jack Daniel's... or so help me. | 2010-10-09 22:27:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| granted but the sock puppet has holes in it, friends come over and "help" you finish your bag of jerky leaving you with none and the jack is really a cheap knock off. i wish i took spanish 2 instead of german 1 | 2010-10-09 23:01:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626 |
| granted but the sock puppet has holes in it, friends come over and "help" you finish your bag of jerky leaving you with none and the jack is really a cheap knock off. i wish i took spanish 2 instead of german 1 granted, but you have problems writing and speaking in the same time i wish for Kratos (bonus points for the next person who can give me the best death) | 2010-10-09 23:09:00 Author: wait wtf Posts: 853 |
| Granted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TkZixz0Bn0 I wish for a frag grenade to end this nonsense. | 2010-10-09 23:43:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| granted, unfortunately this is in soviet Russia and instead of a frag grenade ending this nonsense, nonsense ends frag grenade, (confusing isnt it) my wish is to EXTERMINATE!!!!! | 2010-10-10 00:31:00 Author: wait wtf Posts: 853 |
| Granted. You're now locked inside a pest control van with only 1 can of bug spray and a WHOLE BUNCHA cockroaches. I wish for teh lazors on mah freakin' head! | 2010-10-10 00:37:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| granted, yet however lazer+ too much power= KABOOOOOOOOM. i wish for someone to comment back after this post | 2010-10-10 00:47:00 Author: wait wtf Posts: 853 |
| Granted. It's me, and I won't stop until I win. :kz: I wish fer a spot o' gin. | 2010-10-10 02:38:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Granted its non-alchoholic... I wish I had real life Dr Octopus arms! | 2010-10-10 19:13:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| You do, but they're only two inches long. I wish I had two dollars. | 2010-10-10 23:13:00 Author: smasher  Posts: 641 |
| granted but they are in pennies. i wish i had starcraft 2 already (tired of waiting for it to get here). | 2010-10-10 23:17:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626 |
| You do, but it's so glitched you can't play it. I wish I had a piece of toast. | 2010-10-10 23:23:00 Author: smasher Posts: 641 |
| Granted. It's burnt. I wish for some comfty slippers. | 2010-10-11 05:08:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Granted... Oh noes! Harry Potters here and turned them into slippers which eats the feet of the wearer! I wish I had the LBPC ultimate bundle! | 2010-10-11 16:01:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted I wish I had my LBP2 project props that my bro deleted and took hours to make!! | 2010-10-11 16:10:00 Author: LittleBigDragon Posts: 83 |
| Granted. But after getting them back you decided they were all crap. I wish I had a Jolly Rancher. | 2010-10-12 00:36:00 Author: smasher Posts: 641 |
| Granted, but it expired 3 months ago. I wish the matchmaking servers in Modern Warfare 2 weren't crap. (They can make really unbalanced teams, even if all the players are lone wolves and not a party of friends. What? You call a team of high-rank prestiged and experienced players, against a team of low-rank and not very experienced players with only 1 or 2 high-rank players, balanced and fair?) | 2010-10-12 23:55:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| Granted, but it now costs you a monthly fee of $100 to play MW2 online. I wish for the BEST SONG IN THE WORLD! | 2010-10-13 00:05:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Granted, but you forgot it straight when you finished listening to it and only have the Tribute! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcJwz7wu8_s) I wish for a chocolate milk. Full cream. | 2010-10-13 04:44:00 Author: Snappyguy  Posts: 710 |
| Granted. However, as you try to drink it, the cream makes it so dense that it solidifies into a chocolate block in your milk carton. I wish fer some publicity!! | 2010-10-13 05:38:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Granted, but it's all bad, and now everyone hates you. I wish I had a day off. | 2010-10-13 12:43:00 Author: smasher Posts: 641 |
| Granted but you are sentenced to community service for the day... I wish to know why the last person to corrupt my wish said granted and not corrupt it... | 2010-10-13 18:19:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted, you now know nothing besides why the last guy didn't corrupt your wish, and since you don't understand it anyway because you know nothing, you end up with nothing at all. I wish for a 'Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter'. | 2010-10-13 18:30:00 Author: Limesta-  Posts: 559 |
| Granted, but it is set to one place and one place only where you'll be transported and that is where the sun doesn't shine... I wish that this wish would come true! | 2010-10-13 22:06:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Granted, but you forgot to make the wish! I wish to get BioShock! | 2010-10-13 23:40:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| Granted, you buy BioShock from the video game store, return home, and put the disc in to discover that you payed the full game price for the DEMO version of BioShock. I wish for better PSP games to be made. (Last time I did that wish, someone said: Granted, so do I. So can someone corrupt my wish?) | 2010-10-14 00:30:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| Granted but the cost rises to $100 per game. I wish i didnt have german hw. >_< | 2010-10-14 07:36:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626 |
| Granted its now Russian hw... I wish LBP2 was out already so I can amass my sackbot army! :hero: | 2010-10-14 07:56:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| (i like Russian) but GRANTED!!! sadly MM had to pull the sackbot feature and replaced it with a pet rock feature. I wish i could visit teh UK!! | 2010-10-14 09:37:00 Author: TheAffected Posts: 626 |
| Granted then you look at my location and find out I live in the UK (I DO!) and instantly cancel your trip... I wish I was the best creator in LBP! (and LBP2 wen it comes out!) | 2010-10-14 16:50:00 Author: The age of LOLZ Posts: 229 |
| Granted, everybody except you stops playing Little Big Planet making you the best creator there is I wish for a Corruptable Non-Corruptable wish. ( I believe that makes sense) | 2010-10-14 18:10:00 Author: Limesta- Posts: 559 |
| No, it doesn't. http://sabbathrock.com/images/NUKE.jpg I wish to get to level 70 in MW2! | 2010-10-14 18:53:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
| Granted. You get nuked from the other team in every single round from now on until you prestige. I wish for som gold... :kz: | 2010-10-14 21:19:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Granted, but it murders you in your awakeness. I wish for a Subway footlong. | 2010-10-14 23:02:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Granted, it's a human-foot sandwich :arg: I wish to get to level 70 in MW2! (this time in 10th level of prestige, with everything unlocked and platinum trophy) | 2010-10-14 23:37:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
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