General Stuff #11
The Vending Machine Game
Archive: 3639 posts
| I get your lollipop. I throw it away, and your soul's anger emanates inside the machine. | 2015-12-30 02:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| *twitches* *my anger..... *too much to bare. *I wish I could type in comic-sans. *help *no, seriously *I throw a micro-wave-able meal into the vending machine. | 2015-12-31 08:48:00 Author: Sir monacle  Posts: 4155 |
| I get a pile of cold food-like materials. I put Sir monacle's avatar into the vending machine. | 2015-12-31 17:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get my avatar, that I thought I lost for a few seconds.... I throw 2015 into the vending machine. | 2015-12-31 22:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get a pile of successes. I put my iPod into the vending machine. | 2016-01-01 21:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get complete garbage.... I mean, even the songs on here are just awful! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxhUuq7u-WA I put whatever that was into the vending machine....  | 2016-01-03 08:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get Numberphile. I put their video on the sum of all natural numbers into the vending machine. | 2016-01-03 20:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get pure torture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9DFRGjH6ms I put your nightmares into the vending machine. | 2016-01-04 07:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get that same video. I put Westballz into the vending machine. | 2016-01-05 01:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get teenager that is depressive and keeps asking me if I have... "The 'stuff' " I put a mini-bag of Oreo's into the vending machine. | 2016-01-05 07:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get Dominos. http://orig01.deviantart.net/8d66/f/2013/169/a/6/domino_cookies_by_kristovaher-d69joxi.jpg I drop love inside the machine. | 2016-01-06 00:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo  Posts: 11336 |
| I get Haddaway. I put Michael Rosen into the vending machine. | 2016-01-06 05:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Aghhhhhh Kill it! Kill it with fire! I stop. Drop. And roll into the vending machine. | 2016-01-06 07:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get a murderer. I resurrect Michael Rosen and in his joy he accidentally pushed me inside the machine. | 2016-01-06 12:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I laugh at the irony. :hero: I put all my worries into the machine. | 2016-01-08 07:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get Sir monacle, which is the incarnation of my problems. I burn him and smash him, trash him, crush him, make some milkshake from him and throw him inside the machine. | 2016-01-08 09:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Sir monacle gas. I heat it up even more, turn it into plasma, and then form it into a coin which I put into the vending machine. | 2016-01-10 20:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a handful of mercury. I get poisoned, cut off my hand and throw it inside the machine. | 2016-01-10 22:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a Halloween decoration. I put the queen of England into the vending machine. | 2016-01-11 02:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get an old goat. :hero: I put some carrots inside the machine. | 2016-01-11 14:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Bugs Bunny. I put Penn and Teller into the vending machine. | 2016-01-12 02:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get 2 grey rocks. I put golden nugget inside the machine. | 2016-01-12 06:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get chicken nuggets. I put an entire burger king inside the machine. | 2016-01-12 07:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get a fat king. He thanked me for saving him from the 7th dimension and gave me a chest full of gold coins. I drop some coins inside the machine. | 2016-01-12 13:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get chocolate coins. I put a Whatchamacallit into the vending machine. | 2016-01-13 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the holy chocolate bar with The Quest for the Holy Chocolate Bar. The Quest was for the max level players only and it would have lasted 3 months, so I abandoned the quest, eat the chocolate and drop the paper inside the machine. | 2016-01-13 14:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a 20 page college paper. I see that it has MLA format, get a PTSD attack, then throw myself into the vending machine. | 2016-01-14 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a bomb. I give* it to Sir monacle then I jump inside the machine. | 2016-01-15 04:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a lollipop covered in hair. I put my dear cat into the vending machine. | 2016-01-15 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| How long must I hold this bo-- *boom!* I put some chocolate into the machine. | 2016-01-15 20:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get Mr. Hershey himself. I put Chell from Portal into the vending machine. | 2016-01-15 22:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get another one of Valve's silent protagonists.... I attempt to carry the vending machine.... But within my attempt my foot slipped and is now lodged in said vending machine. | 2016-01-16 07:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| You pull your foot out and find another foot has grown out of it, like some strange tumor. You name it Mini-Foot. Undeterred by the odd anomaly on Sir monacle, I stuff an over-sized teddy bear into the machine. | 2016-01-17 10:16:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| I get an alien frog hungry grizzly bear. I place in all of the alien frogs I know in the machine to protect them from the bear. | 2016-01-17 10:29:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10  Posts: 203 |
| They turn into Mad Frogs. I put all the memes into the vending machine. | 2016-01-17 21:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get an eyeball. I drop my *licking lollipops without sticking your hair in them in a lifetime* trophy inside the machine. | 2016-01-17 23:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get literally zero respect. 8D I put the DI method of integration into the vending machine. | 2016-01-18 22:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| An Asian comes out from the machine. I drop some noodles inside the machine. | 2016-01-19 05:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get an Italian who initiates a slap fight with the Asian. I throw two tickets to a gun show into the machine. | 2016-01-19 18:26:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| I get a cowboy. He makes me dance by almost shooting at my feet with his revolver then he spits inside the machine. | 2016-01-19 21:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a bucket. I place my old refrigerator into the vending machine, and it is filled to the brim with Earth Balance. | 2016-01-19 22:27:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203 |
| I get some moldy cheese.... I wrap the moldy cheese in tinfoil, then I put said moldy cheese (witch is now wrapped in tinfoil) into the machine. | 2016-01-20 06:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get this. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/MaytagBlueCheesePackageAndRamekin.jpg A green goblin takes it from my hands then he jumps inside the machine. | 2016-01-20 08:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a zombie. I put Michael Jackson back into the vending machine. | 2016-01-22 03:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get Voldemort. :hero: I throw a nose inside the machine. | 2016-01-22 05:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Got your nose! I put a finger into the machine. | 2016-01-22 07:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Got your worm! 8) I throw 2 legs and an arm inside the machine. | 2016-01-22 10:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get all of Steve Jobs' possessions. I throw TenebrisNemo's remaining arm into the vending machine. 8D | 2016-01-22 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I got a Mcdonalds happy meal.... Awesome! A karate toy! I put some money into the machine. | 2016-01-23 07:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get a bar of gold. I put SPIARMF into the vending machine. | 2016-01-24 02:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get politics.... I say what no man has never said during a political session.... "Run!" In my effort to escape politics I run into the machine, knocking me unconscious. | 2016-01-24 07:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Oh, I got Sir monacle plushie. What a surprise. *Sarcasm lvl 100* I throw its eyes inside the machine. | 2016-01-24 20:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get eyeball candy. Delicious! I put a pound of math into the vending machine. | 2016-01-24 22:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a single hair from Einstein's head. I put Dracula inside the machine. | 2016-01-25 00:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a pile of "Bleh Ble-Bleh" memes. I put all of existence into the vending machine. Me, you, Pekopo-I mean Earth, the Milky Way Galaxy, the Universe, the universes beyond that, God, and even the vending machine itself. BOY, That was tiring. | 2016-01-25 02:11:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203 |
| I get a paradox, because I would have to put the vending machine inside itself. I put Capt'n Crunch into the vending machine. | 2016-01-25 03:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get dog food. 8) I throw DiamondDiancie inside the machine. | 2016-01-25 06:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a dancing diamond. I put a caramel macchiato into the vending machine. | 2016-01-26 04:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get Tasty Coffee. It increases my HP by 50 and my MP by 500. Then I throw the empty mug inside the machine. | 2016-01-26 10:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a customized mug with Bosch on it. I put all the characters from Final Fantasy into the vending machine. | 2016-01-27 02:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get tons of collectible figures, witch I sell for a high price on-line. I put a mars bar into the vending machine. | 2016-01-27 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get Milkyway bar. I put the word "hero" inside the machine. | 2016-01-27 11:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get an okay song, but it's sang by someone with a high voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9ymiSmtXY I put a Bounty (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_(chocolate_bar)) bar into the machine. | 2016-01-29 05:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get what probably is Almond Joy. I put all of the world's imagination into the vending machine. | 2016-01-29 16:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get something really small.... I put an official Sir monacle mug into the machine. | 2016-01-31 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get www.sirmonacle.cam/merchandise. I put JoshJepson into the vending machine. | 2016-01-31 20:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get this: http://www.miicharacters.com/miis/large/17209_joshjepson.jpg I put Wii U inside the machine. | 2016-02-01 07:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the three epitomizing games of the Wii U. Of them, I drop Mario Kart 8 into the vending machine. | 2016-02-01 14:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the destroyer of friendships. I throw it into another dimension from a pocket portal. Then I throw the portal inside the machine. | 2016-02-01 21:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get long-fall boots. I put my one non-A grade into the vending machine. | 2016-02-01 23:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a diploma in social work. I attempt to burn the diploma, but it didn't work, not even the fire wanted it, so instead, I put it back into the vending machine. | 2016-02-02 06:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get fireproof diploma. I give it to an orc and he is so happy that he gave me some rotten flesh. I drop the flesh inside the machine. | 2016-02-02 11:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get my long lost aunt. I mourn, and my tears fall into the vending machine. | 2016-02-03 02:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get tea of L1N3R1D3R's tears. I drink it and it tastes so good that my laughter flows into the machine. | 2016-02-03 11:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a picture of ecstatic TenebrisNemo with a new lollipop. I put all my report cards into the vending machine. | 2016-02-05 04:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a huge F. :hero: I put my soul inside the machine. | 2016-02-08 17:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Castlevania. I put an ice cream cake into the vending machine. | 2016-02-09 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a screaming cake. I eat it then throw up inside the machine. | 2016-02-10 08:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a stomach. I put TenebrisNemo's hidden stash of lollipops into the vending machine. | 2016-02-10 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get my precious. I throw Gollum inside the machine. | 2016-02-11 10:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get E.T. I put Yoda into the vending machine. | 2016-02-11 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a broccoli. I drop a lollipop stick inside the machine. | 2016-02-12 08:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a popsicle stick. Yet again I throw this forum's awful internal dictionary into the vending machine. (Seriously, "popsicle"?) | 2016-02-13 01:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the Hebrew Dictionary. I throw a metallic spoon inside the machine. | 2016-02-14 21:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a broken microwave. I put my chemistry homework into the vending machine. | 2016-02-15 16:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get beer. 8) I put Greatsword of Artorias inside the machine. http://darksouls.wikidot.com/local--files/greatswords/greatsword-of-artorias.png | 2016-02-16 13:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the Master Sword. I put the Child Hero of Time into the vending machine. | 2016-02-16 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get an elf. I put The Chosen Undead inside the machine. | 2016-02-16 14:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Dark Souls II. I put Ryu into the vending machine. | 2016-02-16 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Hadouken flies from the machine. It hits Dumbledore and he falls inside the machine. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ttKkII6J8ZU/Ui7ZEsBz3NI/AAAAAAAAAUU/4VjjtwBCqYo/s1600/albus+silente+death+gif.jpg | 2016-02-17 00:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the most powerful magic wand. I use it to summon TenebrisNemo to my house, and my mom freaks and spills her coffee into the vending machine. | 2016-02-17 04:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get water, milk and coffee beans. I drink the water and it increases my mana by 50, give the milk for a homeless person which gives me 20 EXP and throw the beans away. Then I drop Dobby inside the machine. https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-k7cLwzO6esY/U2VilW4BB6I/AAAAAAAADI8/FnhEwb7j8W4/w506-h281/dobby.gif | 2016-02-17 09:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Hedwig. I put Ron Weasley into the vending machine. | 2016-02-17 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a human without a soul. I put a device which screams HARRY! HARRY! every second inside the machine. | 2016-02-17 21:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Hermione. I put the end of Harry Potter references into the vending machine. | 2016-02-17 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the name: POTTER. I put a troll inside the machine. | 2016-02-19 09:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the underside of a bridge. I put a million cocoons into the vending machine. | 2016-02-19 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get Tyranids, there goes the planet. I put giant robot parts inside. | 2016-02-22 07:01:00 Author: shanzenos  Posts: 58 |
| I get a Transformer. I put Pythagoras inside the vending machine. | 2016-02-22 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a law. I put the word "LAWL" inside the machine. | 2016-02-25 09:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the acronym "LAWL". 8D I put the lack of shaking finger smilie into the vending machine. | 2016-02-25 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get nothing. I put your future inside the machine. | 2016-02-25 14:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I pull out tears Throws in a paper airplane | 2016-02-25 16:01:00 Author: biorogue  Posts: 8424 |
| Gets a paper crane. I put the physical form of my procrastination into the vending machine. | 2016-02-25 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get an idle settler. I say "Wololo" inside the machine. | 2016-02-28 20:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get all the memes ever. I put Sackboy into the vending machine. | 2016-02-29 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the yellow head costume. I put your past inside the machine. | 2016-03-01 09:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a lot of video games, math, and hatred of language arts. I put the teacher that has made two of my language arts years miserable into the vending machine. | 2016-03-01 22:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get Google Translate. :hero: I put the person you hate inside the machine. | 2016-03-02 08:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a certain woman whom apparently everyone else likes. I throw all my video games into the vending machine. | 2016-03-02 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the incarnation of L1N3R1D3R's soul. I take his hat and throw it inside the machine. | 2016-03-03 09:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a nice, comfortable scarf. I put my drawing tablet into the vending machine. | 2016-03-03 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a peaceful sanctuary. I put Kirito inside the machine. | 2016-03-04 10:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Cloud. I put a Pikachu into the vending machine. | 2016-03-04 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get pika petey (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCERV0DewlRkdr1JmLaXAKwA) I put *blank* into the vending machine. | 2016-03-06 12:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get a real bullet. 8D I put an Inkling into the vending machine. | 2016-03-06 15:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get Cthulhu. I put Doctor Octopus inside the machine. | 2016-03-06 18:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Spider Man. I put in the Hoo Hah. | 2016-03-06 19:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get an ape. It steals my cloak and throws it inside the machine. | 2016-03-06 22:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Harry Potter. I chuck a woodchuck into the vending machine. | 2016-03-06 23:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a beaver. I take its tail and throw it inside the machine. | 2016-03-07 08:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get some Platypi. I hide the "Durr plant" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha6Kx_7uyu4) meme in the vending machine. | 2016-03-07 14:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get weed. I smoke weed inside the machine. | 2016-03-07 16:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a loopy TenebrisNemo. I put my Health notes inside the machine. | 2016-03-07 22:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get cancer. 8D I put your thoughts from me inside the machine. | 2016-03-08 11:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a paradox. I put Heart of Darkness into the vending machine. | 2016-03-08 14:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get Kingdom Hearts. I throw Xemnas inside the machine. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1441116/kh-xemnas-o.gif | 2016-03-08 20:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a xylophone. I put my copy of Mario Maker into the vending machine. | 2016-03-09 00:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get RPG Maker. I throw Solid Snake inside the machine. | 2016-03-09 15:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Ekans. I put a Master Ball into the vending machine. | 2016-03-09 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get an unavoidable prison. I throw Donald Trump inside the machine. | 2016-03-10 12:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the inevitable downfall of America. I put everyone who supports Donald Trump into the vending machine. | 2016-03-11 03:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get maggots. I throw Barack Obama inside the machine. | 2016-03-11 05:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a history textbook being rewritten. I put the key of A minor into the vending machine. | 2016-03-11 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a symphony. I throw L1N3R1D3R inside the machine. | 2016-03-13 20:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a nice view of the inside of a vending machine. I throw my space bar into the vending machine. | 2016-03-14 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the space bar from a keyboard. I throw Big Boss inside the machine. | 2016-03-14 16:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a relatively easy boss enemy. I put all of the Chaos Emeralds into the vending machine. | 2016-03-15 00:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get Red Titanites. I drop your soul inside the machine. | 2016-03-15 08:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the sole of my shoe. I yell an example of antanaclasis into the vending machine. | 2016-03-15 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Summon ritual comes out from the machine. Imp pops out from somewhere and flies inside the machine. | 2016-03-16 06:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a goblin. I put a dictionary inside the vending machine. | 2016-03-16 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the book with the worst script ever. I throw my life inside the machine. | 2016-03-17 09:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a fairy in a bottle. I put Grandma's Soup into the vending machine. | 2016-03-18 04:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the soap of warmth & love. I put your life inside the machine. | 2016-03-20 21:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get all the money in the world. I put TenebrisNemo's lollipop inside the machine. | 2016-03-21 04:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a 3 months old lollipop. I put L1N3R1D3R's sled inside the machine. | 2016-03-22 10:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a fancy new refurbished chair. I put a trumpet inside the vending machine. | 2016-03-22 16:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get Donald Trump. I put Donald Duck inside the machine. | 2016-03-22 22:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Mickey, Goofy, Minnie, and Pluto all at once. I put whatever other characters from that show I missed into the vending machine. | 2016-03-22 23:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get Disney. I throw Square Enix and Disney inside the machine. | 2016-03-23 09:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Dragon Quest. I put Cloud Strife inside the vending machine. | 2016-03-23 16:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a chocobo. I put Sephiroth inside the machine. | 2016-03-24 07:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get another cool sword. I put standupmaths inside the machine. | 2016-03-24 16:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a wizard. I put all the screaming people you've ever met inside the machine. | 2016-03-29 05:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get broken speakers. I put Toad inside the machine. | 2016-03-30 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a handsome prince. He steals your girl and you cry a river of tears inside the machine. | 2016-03-30 17:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the weirdest waterfall ever. I put Taylor Swift into the vending machine. | 2016-03-31 03:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a painful screech. I put in a long winded, very painful and heavily misspelled paragraph in an attempt to change someone else's opinion. | 2016-03-31 08:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get a Note. I sell it for 1 fake gold coin and I drop the coin inside the machine. | 2016-03-31 11:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXbp6y_7eac I put a very real advert into the vending machine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLfMrj74otA (Yes, this is real.) | 2016-03-31 16:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
I get an image error.  I put my lack of multitasking skills into the machine. | 2016-04-01 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a mesh of glue and pulp. I put in another very real video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz-RhyjMblo Terrifying, isn't it? | 2016-04-03 08:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get my slight gratitude of you posting my video. I put my glitchy web browser into the machine. | 2016-04-03 15:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the mediocre spider's web. I put all the "pc master racers" inside the machine. | 2016-04-03 21:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get one of the worst memes ever. I put Ocarina of Time inside the machine. | 2016-04-04 01:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a tiny submarine. I put the Buster Sword inside the machine. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/e/e6/LRFFXIII_Buster_Sword.png/revision/latest?cb=20131218182539 | 2016-04-04 06:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the Cloud Strife DLC. I put Dr. Eggman inside the machine. | 2016-04-04 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get an egg and a man. The man throws the egg at my face and then runs away. I drop Kylo Ren inside the machine. | 2016-04-05 05:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a Darth Vader mask. I put one of the Chaos Emeralds inside the machine. | 2016-04-05 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a Chaos Eater. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/2/26/Chaos_Eater.png/revision/latest?cb=20130807205927 I drop a Titanite Slab inside the machine. http://darksouls.wdfiles.com/local--files/upgrade/titanite-slab.png | 2016-04-05 15:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the Rosetta Stone. I put all the candy inside the machine. | 2016-04-06 04:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the Toothfairy. I put a trap inside the machine. | 2016-04-06 04:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a ripped up stuffed bear. I put R2D2 inside the machine. | 2016-04-06 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a swearing trash barrel. I put C3PO inside the machine. | 2016-04-07 11:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a mediocre sidekick. I put Arin Hanson inside the vending machine. | 2016-04-08 01:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get sausages. I put Jabba inside the machine. | 2016-04-08 08:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Arin Hanson. 8D I put Toon Link inside the vending machine. | 2016-04-08 16:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a chibi elf. I put my eyeballs inside the machine. | 2016-04-10 12:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get googly eyes. I put Halloween candy inside the machine. | 2016-04-10 20:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get normal candy and nasty body parts. I put this mask inside the machine. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/8/8e/Mask_of_the_Child.png/revision/latest?cb=20121012005033 | 2016-04-10 22:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Medusa. I put the Golden Fleece inside the machine. | 2016-04-11 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a lamb and a pile of gold. I put a snake and a human inside the machine. | 2016-04-13 06:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Medusa again. I put a bottle of strawberry milk inside the machine. | 2016-04-13 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a bottle, some milk and some strawberries. i PUT CAPS LOCK INSIDE THE MACHINE. | 2016-04-15 08:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I Get A Sentence Where Every Word Is Capitalized. Iputalackofspacebarinsidethemachine. | 2016-04-17 00:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get some space men searching for a space bar. .enihcam eht edisni noisnemid esrever tup I | 2016-04-18 06:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I ƃǝʇ ʇɥǝ ndsᴉpǝ poʍu pᴉɯǝusᴉou˙ I put sunglasses inside the machine. | 2016-04-18 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the Blind spell. I put Limit Break inside the machine. | 2016-04-18 15:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get Omnislash. I put the real feeling of it inside the machine. | 2016-04-19 00:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get super fancy physics. I put gravity inside the machine. | 2016-04-19 05:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get inertia. I put a Mad Libs book inside the machine. | 2016-04-20 03:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get made-up stories. I put your soul inside the machine. | 2016-04-20 06:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get whatever the devil gave me in exchange. I put a fiddle inside the machine. | 2016-04-20 23:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a fancy, unrealistic fantasy weapon which is a fiddle at the same time. I put lvl 1 leather boots inside the machine. | 2016-04-21 05:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get level 100 bullet-proof boots. I put my lack of knowledge of your references inside the machine. | 2016-04-22 03:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get my lack of knowledge of your references from the machine. I put lemons inside the machine. | 2016-04-22 06:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a lime. I put the past into the vending machine. | 2016-04-22 10:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get a very somber painting. I put ChilledChaos inside the machine. | 2016-04-23 19:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a hairless monkey. I put all my dump answers inside the machine. | 2016-04-23 21:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a toilet. 8D I put a random emoticon inside the machine. | 2016-04-24 00:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get this: :hero: I put :star: inside the machine. | 2016-04-24 14:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a 4 star movie. I put in the whole solar system. | 2016-04-24 21:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get random atoms from the machine. I put your parents inside the machine. | 2016-04-25 05:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get my siblings. I put a giant chocolate chip cookie inside the machine. | 2016-04-26 03:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a horrible abomination that can not be described with any known words. I put a camera zoom into the vending machine. | 2016-04-26 10:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get the inner mechanisms of comphermc's mind. I put LBP2-Torials inside the machine. | 2016-04-26 22:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get some old schoolbooks. I put your "precious" inside the machine. | 2016-04-27 11:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get some sort of screamer. Say, wanna' see? I put poochee and pansy into the machine. | 2016-04-27 11:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get the Wizard of Oz. I put Marlon Random inside the machine. | 2016-04-27 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get Bulat. https://d.wattpad.com/story_parts/139585084/images/13e8c229b8e3c732.jpg I put a katana inside the machine. | 2016-04-27 15:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a ninja. I put all the memes inside the machine. | 2016-04-27 23:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the dankest meme. I put your face inside the machine. | 2016-04-29 07:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a piece of da Vinci's work. I put all of Ryan Stiles' shoes inside the machine. | 2016-04-29 13:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get some Doritos Put this advertisement into the machine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGEv54rLvgs | 2016-04-30 07:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get the crap scared out of me. I put a Gamecube controller inside the machine. | 2016-04-30 21:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a spaceship controller. I put PS3 controller inside the machine. | 2016-05-02 05:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a Famicon controller. I put some pringles into the machine. | 2016-05-02 07:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get empty cans. I put Sir monacle's avatar inside the machine. | 2016-05-02 12:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the deceased body of a sackboy. I put Sir monacle's new signature pic inside the machine. | 2016-05-02 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get an average LBP picture since ever. I put L1N3R1D3R's new signature inside the machine. | 2016-05-02 22:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the dead body of TenebrisNemo. I put an ice cube inside the machine. | 2016-05-03 04:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get you from the future. I put a monkey inside the machine. | 2016-05-03 05:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get thrown into the very depths of hell. When will I return? That I cannot answer. But one day, I shall return to this very machine. One day. I put a farewell letter into the machine. | 2016-05-03 07:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get an annoying emoji. I put your reputation inside the machine. | 2016-05-03 10:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the disappointment of you and me about his lack of conform to the trend. I put a paper clip inside the machine. | 2016-05-04 04:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get an important part of the super weapon which I can create using Fallout instructions. I put all your pants inside the machine. | 2016-05-04 08:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I open the closet of life and take my fair share of pants. (p.s.: panties are called pants here) I re-stock the machine with Pringles. | 2016-05-04 13:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get a nice mustache. I put the British spelling of color inside the machine. | 2016-05-04 22:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get the correct way of spelling colour. I put a stereotype into the machine. | 2016-05-07 08:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get the worst Chinese accent ever. I stuff Sir monacle inside the machine again. :hero: | 2016-05-08 03:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Help! I can barely breathe in here! I fall asleep inside the machine. | 2016-05-08 07:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get a sleeping Sir monacle. The nurses takes him from me, and I drop a Knight Shield inside the machine. | 2016-05-08 10:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get some random Medieval guy, I don't know who. I put every frickin' MLA format thing I've ever written inside the machine. | 2016-05-09 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get further down the road of insanity. I (somehow) put my cell key into the machine. | 2016-05-09 07:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get your cell phone. I put Ash Ketchum inside the machine. | 2016-05-09 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get a ketch-em-all. I (somehow) put my escape plan into the machine. | 2016-05-10 06:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get Tom. I put him inside the machine: https://66.media.tumblr.com/34be03416884998fef13c59630b0efa3/tumblr_nar7z2jx6B1sp3mapo1_400.gif | 2016-05-10 10:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get the very essence of style. I put Ryan Stiles' shoes inside the machine. | 2016-05-12 04:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I get some super fancy shoes. I put this message inside the machine: http://cdn.humoropedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Forrest-Gump-Quotes-3.jpg | 2016-05-12 06:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get a text message. I (somehow) put brackets into the machine. | 2016-05-12 16:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get metal shields. I put your shoes inside the machine. | 2016-05-12 16:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get socks. I (somehow) put an ordinary bar of soap into the machine. | 2016-05-12 17:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get Soap McTavish who just came out from a bar. I put an argument inside the machine. | 2016-05-12 19:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get long and boring argumentative essays for some reason. I put poop and pee into the vending machine. | 2016-05-13 01:12:00 Author: gurren009  Posts: 2592 |
| I get holy water and bread. I give them to Sir monacle and put some rules which he has violated inside the machine. | 2016-05-13 05:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get my shoes back. I put some sir monacle brand juice™ into the machine. | 2016-05-13 07:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get water straight from the faucet. I put L1N3R1D3R's sled inside the machine. | 2016-05-13 09:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I get my revenge. I store some nuts (for winter) in the machine. | 2016-05-14 06:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| I get a stuffed squirrel. I put Sir monacle in a squirrel costume inside the machine. | 2016-05-14 17:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
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