Archive: 2421 posts

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If you pretend that you are happy, then you'll be happy. Next, try laughing out loud? You have no power here!

2018-06-07 20:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can I borrow one of you guys' pencils? My aunt Beckle told me 'bout it.

2018-06-08 12:06:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Who told you about my super secret plan to destroy this country? Generic answer.

2018-06-08 23:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How do you think Donald Trump is doing as president of the United States? That's what I thought.

2018-06-09 17:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you really think you're strong enough to defeat the great gurren009 himself!? We need 2 more.

2018-06-10 01:26:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Are you sure I should add pancake mix to the grocery list? We already have ten boxes! Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

2018-06-13 04:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the reason for the gathering of all these iconic game characters? Gives me conniptions.

2018-06-14 00:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What do parties give you? It was all according to my master plan!!

2018-06-14 21:55:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Dude, did you see what happened over there at the punch bowl? I couldn't care less about that right now.

2018-06-14 23:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey man, want to visit your mother, who is lying on her deathbed? Tell it to that floating vampire Jesus over here.

2018-06-15 22:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why do all you detestable vampires have to suck blood? I need gas.

2018-06-17 21:42:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why are you chugging so many bottles of Coke? You know you're going to feel queasy later. Usually twenty, but on a good day maybe thirty.

2018-06-19 02:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How many children do you traumatize a day by running around naked? Deja vu I've just been in this place before Higher on the street And I know it's my time to go

2018-06-20 00:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, weren't we here just a second ago? They're dead. They're ALL dead!!!

2018-06-20 02:38:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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So how did your family like your custom made soup? You can not resist the power of bleh!

2018-06-22 19:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How dare you feed me this disgusting, rotten, smelling, piece of dead chicken!? Well, you never said I couldn't! 8D

2018-06-23 17:59:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Did you perchance microwave my gerbil while I was gone? I told you to take care of it! From what I've heard, he doesn't seem to care.

2018-06-24 05:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey Bob, is Bill mad that we stole all his underwear and wrote "Kick Me" on all his shirts that he wears to school? According to my calculations, the chances of that happening are about 10%.

2018-06-25 16:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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So tomorrow you're taking a history test, right? You should probably study for that. Despacito 2.

2018-06-26 18:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What will bring the world to its certain doom? If that's what you got, maybe I'm not drinking enough.

2018-06-26 23:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you know I got a 23 out of a 100 on my history test? I'm so happy! Summer school, here I come! I don't know what we're going to do with you!

2018-06-28 14:14:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why are you gonna throw me into the empty well, mother? I think I've earned the right!

2018-06-29 17:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Doctor, are we sure that this "Nemo" guy went through medical school? Look, you can do whatever you want, just don't blame me if something goes wrong!

2018-07-03 04:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What are you so worried about? Me and Peppy have done this a billion times before. It'll be fine. I'm calling the cops right now!!

2018-07-03 13:33:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Come on, gurren, haven't you ever wanted to try crack once just for the experience? Making things that won't kill people.

2018-07-06 22:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's the point of all this crap!? What are you trying to make? Well, we're stuck here for good. But at least we have cereal to eat.

2018-07-08 13:52:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Weren't you the one in control of the plane when we were crashing?!? That's broken! We have to ban that!

2018-07-09 05:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Don't you just hate DVA's ultimate in Overwatch? Hey, let's jump off a roof!

2018-07-10 17:34:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Did you hear that Trump just nominated Brett Kavanaugh for the United States Supreme Court? FAKE NEWS!

2018-07-12 04:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, what's Donald Trump's favorite phrase? THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU ALL!

2018-07-13 20:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Hey, what's Alex Jones's favorite phrase? Everybody except Stewart.

2018-07-14 00:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*loads shotgun* Alright, which one of you dang fools slept with my wife? Looks like your days... are numbered. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!

2018-07-15 20:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, what's going on!? I've been feeling a strong pain in my chest lately... I let the dogs out because I felt like it!

2018-07-16 22:10:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Do you see how Spot and Muffins are tearing up our yard? I told you they needed time to recover! Look, anything you do will never be as bad as putting pineapple on pizza.

2018-07-18 03:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Are you sure you can forgive me for accidentally driving your truck and crashing it into your neighbors house while they were on vacation? You're gonna have to pay for all that, ya know! Young man! Go to detention right this instant!

2018-07-19 11:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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*whisper* Hey, Marcus, did you hear that Mr. Gurren is cheating on his wife with-- Not unless you can prove you're worthy!

2018-07-21 02:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oi, can I use your toilet? Mine is broken. In the name of the holy spirit, I banish you, foul demon!

2018-07-21 13:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Isn't this border wall the BEST border wall ever conceived? I said "would" when I meant "wouldn't".

2018-07-21 20:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Are you going crazy!? Why would anyone submit themselves to that!? Here's my number. Call me maybe.

2018-07-24 19:17:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Dear gurren009, What method would you prefer I communicate with you for business inquiries? Sincerely, L1N3R1D3R --- It came from Almighty God.

2018-07-26 20:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And why should I do this task you've assigned me? I have a crush on my teacher.

2018-07-27 22:09:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Come on, gurren, we're supposed to be doing a group project right now. Why are you zoning out on me? Some random part buried deep in Paul.

2018-07-28 20:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, what do you think we're missing from the infinity gauntlet we stole from Thanos? It can't be found anywhere but Wakanda.

2018-07-30 16:33:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Can you tell me more about this mystical cousin of the Ugandan Knuckles? Kyle Kulinski.

2018-07-31 18:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who's the person you hate most from The Young Turks? I hate being in the 13-18 adolescent range. I wish I was in the 19-64 Adult range already...

2018-08-06 15:06:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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So why didn't you make those flashcards for history class last night? My new laptop that I am typing this answer with.

2018-08-07 18:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you want to throw in the garbage? This is so....BORING!

2018-08-09 02:21:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Hey, did you know that my laptop has a dedicated graphics card with 2GB of VRAM? The fact that "board" can mean "food".

2018-08-09 05:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What’s the best thing ever? Get outta town!

2018-08-11 23:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Hola, my name is Jose. I am an illegal immigrant who just wants to survive in the world. Can you spare me some money? Trust me, it's not as big a deal as you're making it out to be.

2018-08-15 06:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh man! What am I going to do!? We have to perform a skit in front of the entire class! Weaboos.

2018-08-17 15:29:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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What's the only thing Garfield hates more than Mondays? Duluth, Minnesota.

2018-08-22 21:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where's the rebel base? Speak! I see that the force is weak on this one.

2018-08-24 13:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What good do you think keeping that up will do for you! Muhahaha! She hit me first!

2018-08-28 19:04:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why are you punching that streetlamp? YOUU AREE A TOYY!

2018-08-28 21:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey Daddy, why are my arms not moving? Unicorns don't exist, sweetie.

2018-09-01 23:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Mommy, I want that unicorn plushie, can I have it? You're getting **** for Christmas!

2018-09-02 14:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey Uncle, what did you decide to get me for Christmas? It was the guy in the corner. He started it!

2018-09-03 00:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Which one of you scums brought back communism? But before we start, hit that like button and subscribe to the channel to stay notified...

2018-09-03 16:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Is this going to be the one youtube video that doesn't tell me to like and subscribe? Your followers will rise against you!

2018-09-03 18:41:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Now that people support my ideals, it would be perfect time to eradicate all possible threats of my new kingdom. What's the worst that could happen? Ievan Polkka.

2018-09-04 21:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What is something I've never heard of before? That's what she said!

2018-09-06 04:11:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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The night was long and hard, am I right? You deserve a pat to the head with a shovel.

2018-09-06 22:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I deserve all the awards in the world, don't I? Pigs can't fly, idiot...

2018-09-09 02:27:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Amy Schumer was drunk during her flight. Unbelievable, right? When the hangman gets you, you're gonna hang.

2018-09-09 21:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why am I getting all my letter guesses wrong in LBP Hangman? The very idea of connecting religion and politics.

2018-09-13 05:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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(In the future, on another galaxy.) What destroyed Earth in the end? Look at me, I'm L1N3R1D3R, I'm so speciaaaaaal!

2018-09-13 23:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What's the worst impression of someone you've ever done? Peekaboo!

2018-09-17 00:31:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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How do you surprise your child? Please not another gurren009 question.

2018-09-17 15:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Mr. Nemo, this might be a dumb question, but how doe-- Look at him, he's L1N3R1D3R, he's so speciaaaaaaal!

2018-09-19 16:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who is that guy pole dancing with the college's flagpole naked? I have no regrets. *dies*

2018-09-19 16:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Any last words before I chop your head off? Gotta catch em' all!

2018-09-22 17:53:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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What is your dogcatcher company's slogan? Oh, what an insane goal! I have just witnessed the most insane goal!

2018-09-22 22:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So what did you like from the soccer game last night? Dark chocolate is disgusting!

2018-09-23 21:14:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Do you have any black friends? Tommy! How's the peeping? Tommy... how's the peeping? Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy...

2018-09-23 22:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What was the weirdest line you've ever heard from a TV show? Get a real job, son.

2018-09-23 23:36:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Have seen how much money I've made with my YouTube account? You're in too deep.

2018-09-24 20:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So what do you think of my climbing skills? I climbed 6000 meters down! Isn't that amazing? It's apples and oranges, my friend.

2018-09-26 21:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I've searched everywhere, but I do not find your "appanges" in the store. Why did you put it in the grocery list? Is it even a real thing? Your madness, how it shines like a beacon!

2018-09-27 10:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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HOW COULD YOU BREAK MY LAPTOP IN THE ONE DAY I LENT IT TO YOU? The United States committing war crimes.

2018-09-29 16:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who are those people and what are they doing in the Middle East? Listen to me, this is important! We are being controlled by a secret organi--(ACCOUNT DELETED)

2018-09-29 23:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We need to talk to this man, he might have some information we need. *brings you over* What do you have to reveal? I shall punish you for your sins!

2018-09-30 17:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yeah, I'm naked whenever I'm in the shower. So what? Do not delude yourself, thou wretched fool!

2018-09-30 19:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Is it okay if I eat more than one cookie? Here's your answer: Nobody cares!

2018-10-03 21:14:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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If a 5-meter ladder slips down a wall at a constant rate of 2 m/s, how quickly will-- No, it's far worse.

2018-10-05 04:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, reddit posts don't get any worse than that, do they? Don't tell the sub we have homework!

2018-10-06 01:22:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Did you hear that Ms. Jackson is having a baby? Mondo gazungas.

2018-10-08 03:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What're your weaknesses? She has a great personality.

2018-10-10 01:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Isn't Mrs. Bingles such a horrible teacher! I think I failed the PSAT...

2018-10-10 20:16:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why're you being chased by black clouds? My pen has no equal!

2018-10-10 22:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What’s the most powerful object of your possession? Eww! Disgusting! Despicable! Deplorable! Get that thing away from me!

2018-10-11 10:44:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Do you want to meet a real girl? No! It's my only weakness! *dies*

2018-10-12 02:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey Nemo, do you want some of my strawberry yogurt? I would be absolutely delighted to comply 8)

2018-10-12 19:25:00 Author: yugnar Posts: 1478

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I need a human sacrifice. Any volunteers? Uh ah ih ih oh.

2018-10-13 03:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wanna get a hamburger? You fiend! You imbecile! You fool! You failure! You (&&**(&#$*(&$*$!1!!

2018-10-13 20:23:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I accidentally fed your anime collection to the dog. Can you forgive me? Speak to the hand, James, for I am the captain of this ship now! *everyone drowns*

2018-10-13 22:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who do you think you are, huh Nemo!? You think a runt like yourself can just run up here with all the higher-ups and take charge just cuz' the captain drowned? Dead memes deserve to rest in peace.

2018-10-16 23:04:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Hey, where is my Shrek 1, the unopened, original VHS edition that is worth a few hundred dollars? The friggin' fart jokes, man!

2018-10-17 01:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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C'mon, what were the worst things I said to your girlfriend? I didn't embarrass you that much, did I? I don't have any "care" plants to give you.

2018-10-19 14:12:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Oh man, I need to work in my "care" garden next spring. Who could help me with such big project? *Maniacal laugh* (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MlHxAzLXA)

2018-10-19 17:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who are you, and what do you want!? Kids these days...

2018-10-21 02:30:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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*shows you his phone* Look at this video where my game character has these dance moves! Cringy, right!? *grunting*

2018-10-21 15:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bill, did you do bathroom duty for today? Barbie dolls are for 8 year old girls, not grown men you idiot!

2018-10-21 17:50:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Hey, wanna go for a ride... with my new sport car? Come on, barber, let's go party! The puns... are too much...! *explodes*

2018-10-21 18:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What on earth are you "Tolkien" about? Fifty tissues.

2018-10-22 06:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do we need to insta-kill this slime boss? Welcome to the club, mister. Let's begin with removing those thoughts from your head.

2018-10-23 14:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you guys serve grape juice here? I need a girlfriend.

2018-10-28 19:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Have you played Fortnite for the past few months without doing anything else? Focus and release!

2018-10-28 20:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Alright, Nemo, what have I told you about pouring something without spilling everywhere? The fact that this thread looks strange to anyone who doesn't read the rules.

2018-10-31 06:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What scared other members away from this forum section? Tell that to your floating vampire Jesus here.

2018-11-01 15:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But isn't there tons of evidence for the existence of Christianity? *laughs in disbelief*

2018-11-02 15:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Please, set my people free, or God will release the terrible plagues to your kingdom! My mission is what matters, not you.

2018-11-05 18:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But don't you need me to kill the betrayer? I have the highest might stat! ...goddammit.

2018-11-06 05:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Bill, did Matthew tell you about how Bob poured grape juice on our Calculus project? Thanksgiving is for losers!

2018-11-06 15:42:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Kyle, shut down your PC and come eat turkey with your relatives, will you? What is he gonna do, shoot me? *gets shot*

2018-11-07 00:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, did you hear about Jerry Falwell Jr.'s racist convocation at Liberty University? A "tax-and-spend liberal", i.e. a lawmaker.

2018-11-07 04:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What kinds of people exist in America? Donald Trump is going down!

2018-11-07 22:58:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Did you hear that orangutans are endangered animals? My old life is dead to me.

2018-11-07 23:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you hear that in your previous incarnation, they buried your body underwater? The fact that I'm a ghost.

2018-11-09 16:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What makes you sure that you're the best candidate for this suicide mission? You shall DIE-DIE-DIE!

2018-11-09 21:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I have a question: If I, a socialist, decided-- A **** ton of Sefaros.

2018-11-14 04:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How much does your sled cost? That's not real! you're not real!

2018-11-17 23:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But what about the Koch Brothers-funded study by the Mercatus Center that shows that Medicare-for-all saves the American people at least two trillion dollars over ten years? Election fraud.

2018-11-19 05:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What makes Putin such a successful president? Ha! Children have no right to give me orders! *drives the bus off the bridge*

2018-11-19 09:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But Bus Driver, aren't you supposed to stop at a stop sign? That's what you might think, but I know better!

2018-11-19 17:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I think the best way to torture children is to steal their candies, right? I can see the fear in your eyes.

2018-11-20 00:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, is that a tornado siren that just rang? Anime is for weebs, dude.

2018-11-20 00:28:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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The character development was impressive, the music was spot-on, and the plot was thoughtful and made you really think about things differently. Do you agree? You slick prick, I shall spit on you! *spits on you*

2018-11-20 00:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*is a prickle on a cactus that dissolves upon contact with spit* *pokes you* Just let me have it this once!

2018-11-20 05:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you really think I'm going to lend you another pencil when you've either broke them, lost them, or kept them for yourself these past 5 months? An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

2018-11-20 20:45:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Doctor, why don't you cure my father? He's been laying under the apple tree for a week now! Ah yes. The negotiator.

2018-11-21 21:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who is the most high and drunk person you've ever met? And that kids, is why you need to go to bed by 10 every night.

2018-11-22 09:15:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Daddy, why is that drunk guy marrying that sled? That's the most high and drunk person I've ever met.

2018-11-22 16:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What were you saying about Logan Paul? Get your act together!

2018-11-23 22:09:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Sir, the villain of this theatre has torn the final act's script, what should we do? Manners maketh man.

2018-11-24 00:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do I have to say "sir" to every drunk hobo that lives down the street? You are a funny guy, indeed.

2018-11-25 01:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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You will never be able to watch this show in one day, it's ludicrous, ya know!? Too bad YOU... WILL DIE...!

2018-11-25 12:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait! Can I drive to my house first? I forgot to get my Spiderman PS4 game, and I really want to play it. Birthdays get more boring as you get older, kiddo.

2018-11-27 00:07:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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But where's my bag of candy for coming to the party? I always loved those as a kid! Unfortunately, it didn't go far enough.

2018-11-27 04:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*spits coke from mouth* Huzzah! Did I beat your record? Give it your all, or don't bother showing up!

2018-11-27 18:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Is it okay if I start the test now, and then save it and come back later? Only once, and even then it was pretty bad.

2018-11-28 06:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have you ever even talked to another girl? Ha! It only made me stronger!

2018-11-28 16:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But I thought I ruined your lunch by spilling your milk on your shirt! What happened? In a way, you could say that.

2018-11-30 06:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Milk is just cow juice, right? I never knew it would come to this, but... *opens the suitcase*

2018-11-30 11:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Give it up. You have no place to go. Now, where are those baked cookies you stole? It's so darn cold! It's like a freezer in here!

2018-12-01 21:21:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Welcome to the heart of my father! How do you feel? Well, at least I got the money!

2018-12-02 09:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm so sorry I ****ed up the performance. Can you ever forgive me? You can't make me believe it!

2018-12-04 06:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Did you know that your school, Reynoldsburg High School, lost the football game last night? Kids are cruel to each other. That's why we have school shooters.

2018-12-04 20:25:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Do you ever want to start a family? Surely things can't get any worse from this- *it starts raining*

2018-12-04 23:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ugh, I paid for a ticket and took time out of my day to watch the Reynoldsburg High School football game. Why are they losing? Just keep on sucking! 8D

2018-12-05 16:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What did your parents tell you when you were beaten up in elementary school? That's rough, buddy.

2018-12-07 13:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, what did she tell you during sex? 123 James Street. How many times do I have to tell you?

2018-12-08 06:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where does my girlfriend live again? And that kids, is why you shouldn't do drugs.

2018-12-09 01:26:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Whoa, did your profile picture and signature change overnight? It's like finding a needle in a haystack.

2018-12-09 03:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, how was finding your college major? Smash is for losers! Fortnite is where its at!

2018-12-09 10:33:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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What do you think of Smash Bros Ultimate, little kid? I have no son. *dramatic music*

2018-12-11 01:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Daddy, can you buy me Fortnite skins for Christmas? A dinosaur in a Christmas sweater.

2018-12-12 16:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you want to put into the center of the city for this Christmas, mayor? You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

2018-12-12 23:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So what if I told you that that dinosaur was wearing an ugly Christmas sweater? It's not as big as you're hoping.

2018-12-13 05:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh my goodness, how are we ever going to be able to catch your dinosaur from the B island? I just came from therapy, and this is my new voice.

2018-12-13 15:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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*snickering* What happened to you, Squidward Tentacles? Modern problems require modern solutions.

2018-12-18 06:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Did you change your friend's gender to help them avoid rape accusations? Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

2018-12-19 23:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh, you should look at a picture of my cat! *shows picture on phone* Isn't he adorable? Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

2018-12-21 02:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What should we do to all these useless minions Despicable Me has spawned all over the world? They took... my prreeciouus! Hoaaaaaargh!!

2018-12-23 23:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What happened to your Switch? Didn't you have it yesterday? It's so ****ing hard! (Have fun. )

2019-01-04 17:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why're you forcing me to play this children's game which you got a long time ago? HAHAHAHA! No.

2019-01-05 23:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can I please just have one more day to do this assignment? I was helping my former roommate move to a different room. My heart's on fire!

2019-01-08 17:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Feeling down? Here, try this shot! It'll lift your mood! *forces it down your throat* Now, how do you feel? You've lost!

2019-01-09 22:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Haven't you hear about how I won in all the states that matter? Nobody knows that better than me.

2019-01-11 06:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, how long does it take to completely empty your stomach in the toilet? Yo Adrian, I did it!

2019-01-13 00:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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First of all, my name's not Adrian. And second of all, when are you going to finis-- I'm literally dying! XD

2019-01-15 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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