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Corrupt Wishes

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Granted!
http://wildgames.es/wp-content/uploads/ps4.jpg

I wish for coffe!		2010-08-15 16:26:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it gets YLOD'd upon start up.

I wish I were a...moderator!

EDIT: *Sniped*

Granted, but you only get coffe, a cheap rip-off of coffee.		2010-08-15 16:28:00

Author:
RJA00000
Posts: 387

Granted, but you accidently ban yourself and can't acess the forum again!

I JOINED A SECOND AGO AND I WANT LBP2 BETA KEY!!!11!1eleven		2010-08-15 16:34:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, though through comical and somewhat cynical circumstances, you ban yourself and you soul falls into oblivion :kz:

EDIT: Sniped

... That's not a wish...

I wish for CE edition LBP2 to be available for pre order in the UK!		2010-08-15 16:34:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

granted, pre order is available to the band, Ukulele Knuckles.


i wish i get a good outcome from the vending machine.		2010-08-15 20:14:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

(I sniped two people in a row?)

Granted, but the machine is broken because someone threw a nuke in it (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=31116-The-Vending-Machine-Game&p=576543&viewfull=1#post576543).

I wish for words!		2010-08-15 20:20:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but an injury causes you to be un able to speak or read2010-08-15 20:45:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted, but you- hey wait! You didn't wish for something!

Oh well, I wish to be in the town parade.		2010-08-16 00:22:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but the town parade turns into an angry mob and decides to capture you.

I wish I could eat a really big biscuit made out of a ten ton bag of flour.		2010-08-16 01:06:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

granted but you gain 500 pounds.

I wish I could sing better		2010-08-16 03:14:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted but you get in a car accident and you go in a coma. Luckily when you wake up, the only thing you forgot is how to sing.

I wish for an lbp2 beta key lol.		2010-08-16 04:07:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, BUT YOU DIE :kz:

I wish for a hair comb D:		2010-08-16 11:58:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but it rips out your roots.

I wish for a bottle of water.		2010-08-16 16:59:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, BUT YOU DROWN :kz:

I wish for world peace :3		2010-08-16 17:38:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

granted, then you wake up.

I wish outlaw-Jack and RockSauron could battle eachother so I could see who wins.



Granted, BUT YOU DIE

Then who gets the key? 		2010-08-16 20:18:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but they both charge falcon pawnches and they collide leading to this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TbJbfeFq9M)

I wish for FIRE!		2010-08-16 22:22:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Then who gets the key?

Me!

Anyway, granted, but it burns through your skin, and you are reduced to ash so you DIE :kz:

I wish for a laser >: )		2010-08-16 22:44:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but it burns through your skin, and you are reduced to ash so you DIE :kz:

I wish for ICE!		2010-08-16 22:54:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it burns through your skin, and you are reduced to ash so you DIE :kz:

I wish for water!		2010-08-16 22:55:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but you DROWN! :kz:

I wish to be immortal!!		2010-08-16 22:58:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but you dislocate your arms and legs and can't get them back in place!!!!! :kz:

I wish for cheese!		2010-08-16 22:58:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but you get sniped and it stinks!

I wish for a Sniper!		2010-08-16 22:59:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but he gets sniped by keanster's sniper.

I wish for a pot of gold 		2010-08-17 00:35:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted but you die :kz:

I wish I could just stop telling people they were going to die 		2010-08-17 00:43:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but you die

cmon keanster, be a bit more creative. You could've said something like 'but then you got chased away by an angry mob of leprechausn", lol. Anyway, granted but you must so you shall unfortunately.		2010-08-17 00:45:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but you die :kz: Oh wait, you didn't wish for anything!!

I wish I had more rep.		2010-08-17 01:26:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but you use a hack so you get kicked off the site.

I wish I had X-ray vision!		2010-08-17 01:37:00

Author:
austimerr
Posts: 385

Oh wait, you didn't wish for anything!!

Oops, sorry about that. Anyway, granted, more units of exposure to radiation for you!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%B6ntgen_equivalent_physical

Edit: sniped. Also, granted, but scientists discover your power and tests you and never lets you go for the rest of your life.

I wish for a chocolate bar!		2010-08-17 01:38:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted but you transform into a dog, get poisoning, and die :kz:

I wish for lbp2 for psp!!!		2010-08-17 01:42:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted...IN 5OO YEARS!!!1

I wish to die... SLOWLY...		2010-08-17 01:59:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but you die :kz: lol

I wish for a loaf of bread		2010-08-17 02:00:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted...just kidding

I wish the cake wasn't a lie...		2010-08-17 02:03:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but the fans get upset so it's a lie again.

I wish I can interview comphermc as the 25th creator interview for my blog. 		2010-08-17 02:50:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted but he replies every question with yes or no.

I wish I could fly		2010-08-17 03:59:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but you get swat.

I wish calculus homework would do itself.		2010-08-17 04:08:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

granted, but it's power becomes great until your homework is able to walk away, leaving you with nothing to turn in.


i wish for a vending machine		2010-08-17 14:53:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

granted, but then you break it just like you did in the vending machine game, lol.

I wish for a fifth green bar. 		2010-08-17 15:01:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

granted but a hacker steals it again.

I wish for 10 rep bars!!!

Last Edited By: dragonvarsity at 10:50 AM		2010-08-17 15:52:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but the mods notice that and correct it back to 1 bar.

I wish to win the lottery prize!		2010-08-17 17:46:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but they find out you counted cards in order to win

I wish... ummm I could meet sackboy		2010-08-17 19:11:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but in order to do that you must shrink to 8 cm tall for the rest of your life. You decide to go on, and you shrink, but when you meet sackboy he doesn't want to speak with you!

I wish for a wish that can't come true!		2010-08-17 19:28:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but your wish comes true even though it can't.

I wish for a new spotlight to come out		2010-08-17 19:42:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, it's called the CX double decker spotlight to put in your local theatre.



granted but a hacker steals it again.

again? Also, why does it say last edited by me?

Anyway, I wish spongebob was like it was originally, not showing spongebob taking off his pants so much and them being much more sane.		2010-08-17 20:46:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted and now kids aren't looking at child porn.

I wish that squidwards suicide was real		2010-08-17 21:37:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted and now kids aren't looking at child porn.

I wish that squidwards suicide was real

Granted, but bikini bottom falls into apocolypse over his death then spongebob is over.

I wish i could get LBP2 next week.		2010-08-17 21:53:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but Sony shoots you down.

I wish I could be invisible		2010-08-17 22:27:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but you loose yourself.

I wish for a kipper!		2010-08-17 22:49:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but it flies away.
I wish for:
http://rlv.zcache.com/awesome_smiley_photo_sculpture_photosculpture-p153359710604909267qdjh_400.jpg		2010-08-18 03:23:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted.... But it EATS YOU.

I wish I had some ice cream cake.		2010-08-18 03:27:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

Granted, but its beet flavored!

I wish for a double rainbow!		2010-08-18 03:31:00

Author:
austimerr
Posts: 385

Granted but it turns you color blind

i wish to be a god		2010-08-18 03:37:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but I misread what you said turning you into a dog

I wish I knew the meaning of life.		2010-08-18 04:15:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

granted. it is 42.

I wish spongebob would die :kz:		2010-08-18 04:18:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but Patrick seeks revenge, therefore he kills you.
I wish.... for a reel roket Cheeetah!!111!one!!!!!!!1		2010-08-18 05:40:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, but it kidnaps you, crashes into a wall, and leaves you with a mortal wound. You are now stuck in the middle of the jungle, tied up, with pieces of ash-covered rocket cheetah landing all over the place. You nearly DIE :kz:, but you get help just in time. You get home. Your copy of LBP2 arrives in the mail, but a piece of rocket cheetah falls out of orbit, and crashes through the roof. Everyone in the house is fine, but LBP2 is broken in half. You go to the store to get another copy, and they tell you that LBP2 is now worth $5000. You commit suicide and DIE :kz:

I wish for the easiest possible wish to corrupt.		2010-08-18 07:11:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted,
I wish to have this wish corrupted in anyway possible.		2010-08-18 09:38:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted.

I wish for a sickle.		2010-08-18 10:16:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but Death takes it back.
I wish for a lazer.		2010-08-18 23:17:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but you accidently commit "auto-suicide" when trying to use it to kill a roach.

I wish for a NUKE!		2010-08-18 23:40:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but first you must get a 25 kill streak.

I wish for pizza!		2010-08-18 23:47:00

Author:
Jedi_1993
Posts: 1518

granted, but it's made of cardboard.

I wish for a plasma screen tv.		2010-08-19 00:17:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted but it's 5''

I wish for the ability to hear ppls thoughts		2010-08-19 01:00:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted but you are forced to hear everyone's thoughts giving you headaches and you notice a lot of people have creepy and disgusting thoughts scarring you for life and you must also see pictures in other people's heads making you ask to get your power removed so you can't anymore.

I wish to grow a gigantic and beautiful garden.		2010-08-19 01:07:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but Sin eats it.
I wish to be a voice actor for Phineas and Ferb.		2010-08-19 01:11:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted but the show gets canceled the day you get hired meaning you must be fired.

I wish to get revenge on sin for eating my garden.		2010-08-19 01:13:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but this story is already in history...

I wish for a plate of steak		2010-08-19 01:55:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted but it's 10 years old and it came from your dog

i wish for an anti-corrupter device		2010-08-19 01:58:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but it ran low on battery power

I wish for a roflcoptah!.		2010-08-19 02:31:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

granted but it dosen't go soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

i wish for a wallet that can't run out of money		2010-08-19 02:33:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, someone breaks into your house and steals it
I wish I could dye my hair back		2010-08-19 03:55:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

granted but you take lots of showers, swim in the pool and stay outside when it's raining so it fades away. I wish lbp2 would be out now and we don't have to worry about the insanity of people getting into da beta.2010-08-19 03:59:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but an roflcopter kills you before you get lbp2, and now Mm is talking about an lbp3 beta.
I wish for gravy.		2010-08-19 04:42:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but an roflcopter kills you before you get lbp2, and now Mm is talking about an lbp3 beta.
I wish for gravy.

Granted, but its 100 days old.

I wish I had ?1000000 that couldn't be stolen, Set on fire, Soaked with water thus making it un-usable or eaten. 		2010-08-19 04:54:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but now ?1 is = to $0.000001US so now ?1000000 is really only worth $1US. Enjoy buying yourself a lollipop.
I wish I had ?1000000000000		2010-08-19 14:03:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted but then someone steals it

I wish for a pineapple!		2010-08-19 17:42:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but I eat it

I wish I had LittleBigPlanet 2.		2010-08-19 18:02:00

Author:
Oddmania
Posts: 1305

Granted, but it eats you, and you get killed.
I wish for the Buster Sword.		2010-08-19 20:10:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but it gets busted.

I wish for a time machine 		2010-08-20 02:19:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted a dino eats you.

i wsh 4 ppls 2 stop typieng liek tath.		2010-08-20 03:25:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but now everyone types huge letters.

I wish i had a 1000 ping pong balls.		2010-08-20 04:02:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

Granted. They're all crushed, though.

I wish I had a highly-conductive copper rod... (+10 pts. for whoever guesses the reference )		2010-08-20 05:28:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Sorry I don't play World of Warcraft. (+10 pts?)

I wish I had a cheesepuff		2010-08-20 12:00:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted, *gets a pipe, puts cheese in it, smokes the cheese, a puff of cheese comes out and goes into your soul haunting you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had 1 penny, please just one. Im so poor. Corrupt a wish of a sweet, poor person and you will be cursed forever! hehe		2010-08-20 17:41:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but it's a fake penny!

I wish to get my curse removed.		2010-08-20 18:38:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but I put another curse on you. Who's the mean one now eh? lol

Oh wait, time for my wish. I wish for a fountain of youth.		2010-08-20 21:51:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but you were never born

I wish my wish weren't going to be corrupt.		2010-08-20 23:28:00

Author:
Oddmania
Posts: 1305

Granted but then it fails.
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Lets see you guys corrupt THAT 		2010-08-20 23:42:00

Author:
kitcheninja
Posts: 211

Granted, but it's a trick.

I wish I could visit a banana factory 		2010-08-20 23:44:00

Author:
Oddmania
Posts: 1305

Granted, but the bananas are evil and YOU DIE :kz:

I wish for an iPad.		2010-08-21 00:07:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

granted, but I thought you said Iped (a copy of an Ipod)

I wish for a segway.


Granted, but you were never born

Wait, that means I never gave gdn001 that curse. Noooooooooo, you win this round. 		2010-08-21 00:13:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but in a comical accident with a screwdriver and a copy of the Top Gear magazine in circumstance inappropriate for this sight, the wish was corrupted.

I wish for an 8cm tall fully functioning sackbot.		2010-08-21 00:54:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

granted but it gets corrupted. (PSP humor )

I wish for a ps3		2010-08-21 01:21:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted but it has YLOD!

I wish for a... thing!		2010-08-21 02:28:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but this thing can't do things.
I wish for the thing to do things!		2010-08-21 03:15:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, but it goes badd.

I wish for an apple! 		2010-08-21 03:19:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but when you eat this apple, you fall into a deep sleep, then you're carried away by 7 dwarfs.
I wish for a Duck Car 		2010-08-21 03:31:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

granted, but then thanks to your horrible driving you drive it into a lake and a mother duck thinks it's one of her own and flaps her wings against you scaring you away.

I wish for pennyloafers 		2010-08-21 04:30:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but I don't know what is that, so I put it into google translate and it teels me it is a "nuke set to eplode", so...

Now I wish for a 100 kill streak!		2010-08-21 13:20:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but then you wake up.

I wish for a iPad		2010-08-21 14:44:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, it explodes
I wish I had the LBP2 beta		2010-08-21 14:58:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

Granted, stay in line. Many people have already wished that.

I wish to break the space-time continum!		2010-08-21 14:59:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but you can't go back to the future

I wish the hoarder would release his level, or whatever the something big is		2010-08-21 16:38:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted. :kz: It's a word bomb that freezes the PS3s of Mm, forcing the development of LBP2 to grind to a halt.

I wish for my activity bar to MAKE UP ITS MIND about where it is! When I post, I don't want it to go DOWN :kz:		2010-08-21 19:40:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but now you lose XP when posting.

I wish I could fly.		2010-08-21 20:24:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but you FLY INTO THE SUN.
http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/icarus.jpg
Greek image references FTW!

I wish for a pet lion!
I can't see how this can go wrong...		2010-08-21 20:30:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but you accidently eat it. (what?)

I wish for a cupcake that never ends!		2010-08-21 20:32:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but.... Aw do I even have to say it?

I wish for a blue moon.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!		2010-08-21 20:47:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, I will even make a REALLY REALLY big one for you, see, I'm nice!
Good luck with the gravity issues btw!

I wish for a spaceship!		2010-08-21 20:50:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but you crash into my blue moon and I capture you :kz:

I wish for a cage to contain gdn!		2010-08-21 20:53:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, it's made of gingerbread, so I eat it.

I wish to be slim again!		2010-08-21 21:04:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but you are so slim you fall down the grid above my secret underground lair and I capture you in unbreakable dark matter...

I wish I could think of a suitable pastime to occupy myself with while I watch gdn starve...		2010-08-21 21:07:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, you watch me starve to death.

I wish to starve to death REALLY slowly!		2010-08-21 21:15:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

.... Errm... Granted...

I wish for gdn to make some sort of daring escape because watching him starve is reeaally boring...		2010-08-21 21:19:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, I run to the hills. Goodbye!

Now I wish for peace!		2010-08-21 21:21:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but I have to corrupt this wish,so... You die! 'Tis the peace of the eternal rest

I wish for an update on the CE...		2010-08-21 21:23:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but I'm dead. I can't grant you no wishes! (and corrupt them )

So someone wishes to bring me back from dead.		2010-08-21 21:27:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but your a zombie, so people start throwing shoes at you and I let you live in meh home cause the workers kinda destroyed your home and burnt all your valuable things. Sorry.

I wish for another bed. 		2010-08-21 22:10:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but it spawns in mid air, so you shoot it to make it come down and it crashes!

I wish to be able to play LBP with 14 people at a time!		2010-08-21 22:11:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but an epic slap fight starts and you cnt turn off ps3, leave room or get out of the game until the slap fight is over and trust me, your getting pwned

I wish for world peace x]		2010-08-21 22:21:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but then it lasts for 1 nanosecond.2010-08-22 17:12:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted but since ya didn't wish for anything you get nothing.

I wish for a pet horse. :arg:		2010-08-22 17:21:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but I blow it up, still angry from McDonalds haters.
I wish for all th McDonalds haters to disappear!		2010-08-22 17:40:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted but when they dissapear, they really just hide away and have to live somewhere so they force you to take care of them.

I wish for a logcabin 		2010-08-22 17:48:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but it burns down.
I wish for my last wish to be uncorrupted.		2010-08-22 17:56:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but this is not your final wish so.... CORRUPT!

I wish for a non flammable logcabin 		2010-08-22 18:04:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted but it drowns.
I wish for McDonalds haters to be burned.		2010-08-22 18:06:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but they are burned while they're protesting at a Mcdonald's making the fast-food burn togeter and the loss of many hamburgers!

I wish for many hamburgers.		2010-08-22 18:37:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but since you're a zombie, you can't really eat anything that isn't human brain.

I wish for my effing activity bar to STAY PUT while the site is down... -_-		2010-08-22 19:05:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

granted but your avatar, username and password changes

I wish for Keanster96 to get his avatar, username and password back 		2010-08-22 19:12:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but I'm a dumb zombie, I eat them.

I wish not to be a zombie anymore!		2010-08-22 19:53:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you're now dead instead.

I wish LBP2 came out tomorrow.		2010-08-22 20:14:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Granted but tomorrow isn't past tense.

I wish i wouldn't stop staring at doopz signature...		2010-08-22 22:25:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted but now you start starring at his avatar.

I wish for a waterproof and non-flammable logcabin x]		2010-08-22 23:20:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, it get's abducted by aliens.
I wish to meet these aliens.		2010-08-23 07:35:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, but then they throw up a green, semi-gelatinous substance on your head. (hey, at least it matches your hair )
I wish for all the talking fungi of various shapes, colors, and sizes that have grown in my fridge to disappear, then reappear wearing top hats! :3		2010-08-23 16:04:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Granted, but they're all ZOMBIE... mushrooms?
I wish for airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars!		2010-08-23 17:55:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but shooting stars are giant balls of alien metal flying down towards the Earth while on fire... So... Yeh.

I wish for a blooming flower.		2010-08-23 18:43:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

granted, but then it devours your soul.
I wish for carrot cake 		2010-08-23 18:47:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Granted, but the cake is a lie. (Sorry, I had to)
I wish for a cake that's not a lie.		2010-08-23 19:53:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it STINKS!!! (the good smell of cake is a lie too!)

I will be launched with an initial speed of 50 m/s and an angle of 40? with the horizon, and I want to know where I will land. (gravity = 10 m/s? and friction doesn't need to be taken into account)		2010-08-24 00:39:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you land right back where you started (computer), to find yourself updated the thread "Guess the Game"
No breaks

I wish I knew what I asked.		2010-08-24 00:44:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, you asked for a bomb over your head. Oh, and it's an impact bomb! Oh, and i will unpause in 3... 2... 1...

I wish to finish counting.		2010-08-24 01:02:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but you forget how to un-pause xP

I wish for a sackboy plushie 		2010-08-24 02:30:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted but the zipper becomes undone.

I wish for a nice psp case		2010-08-24 02:46:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted but then your mom accidentally throws it in the garbage disposal xD

I wish I knew every language in the world		2010-08-24 03:09:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted but you can't remember anything else...

I wish I got spotlighted... Oh wait I did

I wish for Patapon 3 to come out		2010-08-24 03:21:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but your superhero Patapon DIES :kz: dooming the fate of the world to the eternal bliss of death. And not just the pata-universe. The entire world. Human world. OUR world. Nice going.

I wish for a blanket.		2010-08-24 03:39:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

granted but there are millions of mites living on it :kz:

I wish for a three headed dog. (normal size an d not ferocious) 		2010-08-24 03:54:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but the dog gets hit by a car, since (A) He's too small for it to simply bounce off his skin, and (B) He is not ferocious, therefore is weak and undefended. Science itself sues you for not protecting something of HUGE scientific interest. You become broke. This saddens you, so you walk off a bridge and DIE :kz:

I wish for a bug proof blanket		2010-08-24 04:02:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted, but it's a baby blanket

I wich for all LBP dlc		2010-08-24 05:13:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade
Posts: 687

Granted, but the you happen to get it in the period after media molecule takes all DLC from the users of LBP, and they give everyone with a history of DLC a refund. This gives you all the DLC, and all the money it costs for all DLC combined. You now have a whole lot more money. This, however, means that you have all the DLC in the LittleBigWorld. Your publishing of a level alerts others about this, and when you wake up in the morning, your DLC is gone. It has been stolen by hackers.

I wish for a bug-proof, adult-size blanket.		2010-08-24 05:24:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

granted, but the joyfulness of lbp has brought out the kid in you and now your blanket is wayyy too big!

I want a pebble		2010-08-24 06:24:00

Author:
Shhabbazz
Posts: 746

... Okay, but since this is a corrupt WISHES thread, it doesn't need to be corrupted....

I wish (all together now) for a BEta KEys!!		2010-08-24 10:00:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but no one goes on the beta anymore so you don't have fun

I WISH for a pebble		2010-08-24 15:11:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade
Posts: 687

granted but you kick it around and then after a while you accidentally kick it into a pit. You can try going down, but it's miles and miles deep and I sense it might get caved in soon

I wish for a very high quality camera		2010-08-24 17:15:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted. I steal that, sell it AND my copy of LBP to cough up a little extra ca$h.

I wish for a REGULAR size, bug-proof blanket!		2010-08-24 17:49:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

granted but it is a magical talking blanket that drives you so insane that you shred it.

I wish for more awesome forum games like this 		2010-08-24 17:59:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but when someone posts there, they lose all their rep!
I wish for a trap!		2010-08-24 18:00:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

You go around a corner and walk into a bear trap that breaks your leg.
I wish for my corner editor tutorial to be done already and for it to be the best tutorial ever.		2010-08-24 18:38:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

granted but you have to download it and it's out for 1 day only and then it's gone forever. Too bad that's the day you went on vacation :/

I wish all my lbp wishes came true 		2010-08-24 20:01:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but then a crazy naked old man jumps out of the bushes with his magic stick and replaces all the wishes with curses.
I wish for a puppy 		2010-08-24 20:46:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Granted, but the puppy rips you off at night.

I wish to draw as good as that girl... what's her name again?		2010-08-24 21:46:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but what girl are you talking about? xP
I wish I knew what i was talking about..		2010-08-24 22:10:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

granted, but you soon forget again.i wish i wasn't grounded 2010-08-24 22:14:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted, but (i'd rather not corrupt this one, why are you grounded?)
I wish for bacon-flavored ice cream!		2010-08-24 22:17:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

granted but it had such bad sales, they stopped production.


i wish i had a ps3 and tv in my room hmph (no really, I DO!!!)		2010-08-24 22:25:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

granted but apparently a chemical waste happened really close and you left your window open but your door shut. The radiation got to the PS3 and completely destroyed it. If only you kept it away fro your room, it would've been safe

I wish there were no more levels like these.

1. TRAIN BOMB SURVIVAL!!!!!11!!1 H4H
2. THE HARDEST LEVEL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. 20 JUMPS CAN YOU SURVIVE?
4. SHARK SURVIVAL!!!!!!11!!!1!!! ReAL WatERz!!!!1111one!!!!111eleven!!!!
5. HOTEL BOMB SURVIVAL!!!!111111!!!
6. HOW TO GET EVERY TROPHY!!!11!!!		2010-08-26 04:44:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

granted, but LBP2 came out and now we must deal with thousands upon thousands of Zombie survivals and grappling hook challenges :/ (Hopefully not really)

I wish for more wishes		2010-08-26 04:56:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Granted, apparently it didn't come true, sorry
I wish I had a boyfriend		2010-08-26 15:59:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

Granted, but then he dumps you for a sandwhich wearing a wig and lipstick
I wish that I could think of something to wish for..		2010-08-26 19:27:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Granted, you think of the best thing to wish for EVER! Too bad that counts as your wish

I wish for hot sauce 		2010-08-26 20:02:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, you get chilli-flavored lava.

I wish to think of an idea for a comic!		2010-08-26 21:41:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it is very bad.
I wish for a new wish to wish on this thread where you wish.		2010-08-26 23:24:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted, but you confused me so much, i just gave you a corndog.


i wish for........ an apple		2010-08-26 23:31:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted, but the transcendent juiciness kills you... Liek reelly.

I wish for a bukket.		2010-08-27 12:16:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but you lose it!

I wish for an Iphone!		2010-08-27 18:10:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but you lose it!

I wish for an iron head.		2010-08-27 18:42:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but then you get struck by lightning
I wish for pancakes 		2010-08-27 19:33:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Granted, but they are burnt.

I wish for a crazily powerfull computer!		2010-08-27 20:28:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but it's so powerful, it takes over lbp and turns it into a boring world.
http://nbm.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/05/computer_earth.jpg
i wish for cake		2010-08-27 22:25:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted but.... /doublefacepalm

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

I wish for everybody to understand that! 		2010-08-27 22:27:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

ERROR ERROR THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!!!!!
WISH CAN'T BE GRANTED.


I wish people would understand my debate on this argument. 		2010-08-27 22:31:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted, but your argument is invalid!

I wish to ace the bunker!		2010-08-27 22:33:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but after you aced it you get hit by YLOD!


I wish for someone to fetch me a soda		2010-08-27 22:35:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

Granted, I will do it. My body heat is over 90?, so the soda overheats and explodes on your hand.

I wish to cool down!		2010-08-27 23:32:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but you freeze.
I wish for a rootbeer.		2010-08-27 23:59:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted, but you were at a baseball game and a home run knocks it out of your hand and spills onto the buff guy sitting right next to you, hope you came prepared!

I wish I had Mercuy77 back, with all my 135 hearts...		2010-08-28 01:03:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Granted, but nobody recognizes you!

I wish for an AC130!		2010-08-28 01:39:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but i have no idea what that is, so i just give you a corn dog

i wish i can think of how to start my story.		2010-08-28 01:44:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted, you start from the ending. The end!

I wish for a genie that grants uncorrupted wishes!		2010-08-28 01:47:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but he turns evil, and corrupts your last 2 wishes. (the one you just made counted as 1)

i wish i could understand animals... i really do.... i want to learn of their stories to tell, point of view, how they feel about the world.
http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n31/n155344.jpg
http://theholisticanimal.com/images/ani%20comm.jpg
http://mookse.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the-lost-dog.jpg		2010-08-28 02:23:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted.

- HEY!!! WHY YOU DIDN'T FILL MY FOOD BOWL YET???/bar
- I took a big poop in the living room, hope you don't care... :cuteface:
- HEY! HEY HUMAN!

You get so crazy you kill yourself.

I iwsh to revive bear!		2010-08-28 12:23:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but he's seeken a vengeance on you eveer since you killed her so once you revive her she kills you :l


THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

......


The cake was not a lie, the companion cube just wouldn't share.

Anyway, I wish I could travel back in time to convince that the cake wasn't ever a lie if it really is a lie 		2010-08-28 14:09:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, it wasn't a lie, but robotiod was right- I wouldn't share. *burp*
BTW, you spelled robotiod wrong. It's T I O D, not T O I D.
I wish for some chocolate milk.		2010-08-28 16:04:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but its sour
I wish for a robotic chicken		2010-08-28 16:19:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Sure have your chicken, but... it.... explodes? (sorry, thats all i got)

I wish for Assassins creed to stop freezing everytime i start it up		2010-08-28 17:06:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Granted, but.... errrr.... eruuummm YOU DIE :kz:

I wish to think of better corrupt wish answers...		2010-08-28 17:13:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but then your arch enemy gdn001 thinks of a better one simply to annoy you.
I wish for a talking dust bunny 		2010-08-28 17:43:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Granted, but the bunny burns because of a well-placed magnifing glass, then that breaks the logic, making the bunny talke forever, and your ears bleed, so your heart rate decays and you pass out, while the bunny turns into lava and melts the ground, making everyone in a 5 km radius fall into it and die too, so they all blame you, but you're already passed out, so they blame keanster instead and throw him into the lava too. When he comes into contact with the lava, a immense explosion destroys half of the earth and kills everyone, except me, because I'm in a yellow submarine in space collection moon rocks around the solar sistem.

I wish to find a moon rock!		2010-08-28 18:00:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you find one when earth has become volatile and everybody has moved to the moon. And it's volatile because of you. And everyone hates you. And you're annoying.


I wish for a kettle.		2010-08-28 18:03:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but it burns you.
I wish for wish to be spelled wsh.		2010-08-28 19:05:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Grntd, bt thn nbdy ls ndrstnds y. (PM me if you can't understand )

I wish for Brazil to be the most powerfull country in teh world!		2010-08-28 19:08:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Grntd, but Asia takes it over.
I wish for bad grammar.		2010-08-28 19:45:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

grnated, but udernstnadnig becmoes hdrear.

I wish for a combine harvester.		2010-08-28 19:48:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted, but it harvests YOU
I wish for a pet penguin.		2010-08-28 19:49:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it's stuck in my sig.

I wish for an apple turnover.		2010-08-28 19:54:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted but i steal it, and you see me eating it and are jealous so you go out to the store to buy one but since half the world exploded there are very few left, and it costs $100,000. the factory was also on the side that got blown up.

I wish i was more patient so i could make better levels.		2010-08-29 03:27:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

granted, but you never get spotlighted :kz:

I wish I could go to new zealand		2010-08-29 04:32:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but yer captured by teh Hoarder!
I wish for a real Collector!		2010-08-29 05:30:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, it collects YOU! *points finger*

I iwsh for a tranquilizer gun.		2010-08-29 13:50:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, have a tranquilzer gun to the face.

I wish for moar recognition of my talents.		2010-08-29 13:55:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted, but everyone wants a piece of you, so you get torn apart for some reason.

I wish for an oasis.		2010-08-29 13:57:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but it's full of toxic waste.

I wish for more cheerios.		2010-08-29 14:01:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted but you suddenly find yourself inside a giant box of cheerios. You will have to eat through 50 times your body weight worth of cheerios and then maybe, just maybe you might be able to knock the cardboard box on its side and escape.. no guarantee though. :kz:

I wish for a double rainbow.		2010-08-30 03:22:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

granted but then the two rainbows meet, as all the planets align, and a solar eclipse happens and it's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen but then your eyes asplode of such awesomeness. :kz:

I wish I was a pirate :arg:		2010-08-30 03:25:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

granted! but your ship, crew, and weapons SUCK!

i with for a lucario		2010-08-30 04:00:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

granted but it's really a ditto in disguise

I wish I could travel back in time to show da vinchi technology these days and about little big planet and little big planet 2 and how he's in it 		2010-08-30 04:06:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted but since he knows what the future holds he is like meh and never bothers working again because he fails to see the point when a better version is just a couple of hundred years away. All the work he would have done never happens and the famous da vinchi never occurs. Future history is effected beyond repair. Little Big Planet ceases to exist..

I wish I didn't have to make a wish..		2010-08-30 04:26:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Guess that one's already corupted.

I wish for another cheese string, those last 2 were tasty.		2010-08-30 04:37:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

granted but then you are disqualified from the game for not wishing -_- gahh you just wished then! Fine, you may stay in this game, lol.

I wish for ReAL SLimE!!!!1111one111111eleven11111 ( in little big planet of course )

Edit: Sniped my mercury xP granted but your best friend uses it as floss to get all the gunk out and then throws it away. Unless you wanna eat it 		2010-08-30 04:37:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Banned for.. oh wait, this is the wishes one

Granted, but I forget that you meant for it in LBP, so i pour very hot slime over your head and take the gol...
oh wait, wrong game again, i pour slime over your head and you melt

THE CAKE IS A....

(I swear to god if anyone says LIE, im gunna murder a puppy.)		2010-08-30 04:50:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Don't lie!
I wish for the puppy to live.		2010-08-31 01:44:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it never dies :kz:

I wish for a new sig...		2010-08-31 02:58:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

granted! it sucks...

i wish for a sackboy army to conqure THE WORLD

or atleast london...		2010-08-31 03:25:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Sure, but you live in london.

I wish people would sign up for my murder mystery game.		2010-08-31 03:41:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Granted but everyone that signs up gets murdered...

I wish I could shape shift.		2010-08-31 04:16:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Sure, but you live in london.
Nope, i live in america

anyways...

you get stuck as a mouse, and a cat tries to eat you

i wish for NO SCHOOL!!!!		2010-08-31 04:21:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

(oh sorry, what i meant to say was, i also move you to london, whatever, dosent matter)

granted, but you dont get a good job, and your parents kick you out because they dont like you anymore.

I wish for good drawing skills		2010-08-31 04:32:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Granted, but you can only draw good dots.

I wish for a free Factory-Unlocked iPhone 4 from the Apple (Technology) company, that cannot break, crash or be rendered unusable, and is fully usable by me, and only me; it can not be taken away from me in anyway. It can make calls, send texts, etc. and do everything any other iPhone 4 can do, with absolutely NO problems.		2010-08-31 15:47:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

(way to make things hard on the rest of us)

Everyone, all together now, 3, 2, 1....

NUKE!

I wish for a big block of cheese.		2010-08-31 16:06:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Granted, but it's so big, it crushes you.

I wish for Dark energy!		2010-08-31 16:10:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted but it turned in to light energy

i wish for nothing		2010-08-31 19:57:00

Author:
the troll
Posts: 118

Granted but you get EVERYTHING! Including a super massive black hole which consumes EVERYTHING including you and what is left is..nothing.

I wish for cookies.		2010-08-31 20:23:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted.. but they're..... SUGAR FREE!! MUAHAHAHA
I wish for a Jheghndyjgfjkdekyfkyfg,lfdshtrrsfdgbphkmMrujtfv 		2010-08-31 20:56:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Granted, but it gets fsaoigrhmcudfhgsiugthdsg

I wish for a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1IIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG spaceship!		2010-08-31 20:59:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it's very small
I wish for a magic dancing man that's 8 centimeters tall 		2010-08-31 21:01:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Granted, but my physics teacher only accepts measurements in International Units, so it's 8 meters tall. Have fun with godzilla!

I wish for a talking cat!		2010-08-31 21:02:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it swears and won't shut up.
I wish i wasnt lazy..		2010-08-31 21:14:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Granted, but your so un lazy and youve done everything you can do and the only thing left is to kill yourself, so you die

I wish i had a nunchuck paintinator instead of a bayonet.

(Actually, that sounds like a good idea, ima make one)		2010-08-31 21:51:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

ggranted, you do so many things and even for others that all your friends take advantage of you and then everyone else gets lazy and expects you to do everything I know, it stinks,

Edit: sniped by mercury again xP granted but your not skilled at all and you swing it around like your a proffesional to show off and it hits you in the face so you switch back

I wish for a pet ferret. (With ninja powers? )		2010-08-31 21:53:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

(sorry, but if you didnt realize, you got sniped, so someone corrupt both mine and his)2010-08-31 22:14:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

gah sorry about that. I edited my post explaining and corrupting your wish. Now someone corrupt my wish asking for a ferret with ninja powers! lol2010-09-01 03:09:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

sounds good, granted, but you are totally jealous of your ferret, so you put on a ninja suit and try to do parkour, but your terrible at it, and you fall and die.

I wish for candy canes all year round.		2010-09-01 05:31:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

granted but trolls licked them all

i wish for the next person would post. hehehe		2010-09-01 05:52:00

Author:
the troll
Posts: 118

(sigh) i posted, but i hate you.

I wish the troll would get out of my face.		2010-09-01 06:24:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Granted, but when he returns he will have brought 10 more trolls

I wish for infinite wishes...		2010-09-01 07:29:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but the wish for infinite wishes wears off in 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000.1 nanoseconds

I wish in the end, the troll doesn't take over LBP or Earth and he doesn't have the gold either.		2010-09-01 15:18:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

granted but he rules lbp and the eath and he has the gold!

i wish for less trolls		2010-09-01 17:08:00

Author:
the troll
Posts: 118

granted but he rules lbp and the eath and he has the gold!

That's kinda exactly what I wished for :l try changing it up a bit for example "granted but the hoarder takes over LBP and the world!"

Anyway, grangted but your the last of your kind so there are no more trolls anymore 		2010-09-01 21:02:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

I wish people would remember to put wishes at the end of their posts 2010-09-02 09:57:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559


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