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I get the Hylian Shield. I give it to Link, who shoots an arrow into the vending machine.

2015-08-23 00:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a katana. I make a harakiri then my blood spills inside the machine.

2015-08-23 10:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a TenebrisNemo zygote. I culture it, and then it grows into your clone. You two fight for superiority, and you punch him in the mouth, launching his teeth out of his mouth and into the vending machine.

2015-08-23 18:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a vampire tooth dagger. After a brutal fight, I use it to kill my clone. I level up and then throw the bloody dagger inside the machine.

2015-08-23 21:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get my carving knife back. I cut the turkey, apologize for the wait, and invite everyone to eat. Afterward, pumpkin pie was brought out, but whoever carried it tripped and dropped the pie into the vending machine.

2015-08-23 22:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a living scarecrow with a pumpkin head from the machine. It throws pies. I run away from it as it throws pies on everyone. Then suddenly someone throws a big rock at the scarecrow which destroys the wretched thing. Pieces of wood and the rock drops inside the machine.

2015-08-23 22:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Groot. He grows a plant which dances to I Want You Back. The radio playing the song falls into the vending machine.

2015-08-24 02:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a stereo which mysteriously plays the song. I destroy it because my ears started to bleed. A police officer then gave me a fine from constant vandalism. I pay it then I throw my empty wallet inside the machine.

2015-08-24 07:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a full wallet. I become a billionaire, traveling around the world just for the hell of it. When I'm visiting Finland, I find you and start talking LittleBigPlanet to you. Unfortunately, our PS4 was too close to the edge of the table and fell into the vending machine.

2015-08-24 16:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a PS2 and two PS1. Now I can play my old games and while I am drowning in nostalgia I throw the another PS2 into the machine.

2015-08-24 16:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the another bad grammar. I throw my grammar textbook into the vending machine.

2015-08-24 22:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get earplugs. I throw a smiley into the machine.

2015-08-25 11:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Drew Smyly. He pitches a fastball which breaks the batter's bat. Part of the broken bat flies into the vending machine.

2015-08-25 16:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Baseball Bat Bats from the machine. They fly around hitting people. I take one, set it on fire then throw it inside the machine.

2015-08-25 18:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a mini replica of a forest fire. I take the carbon dioxide from the air surrounding it and put it in the vending machine.

2015-08-25 19:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get oxygen. As I think that I got nothing, I hit the machine then throw some trash inside of it.

2015-08-25 20:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a trash bin. I sneeze into a tissue, but I miss throwing it in the trash bin and it lands in the vending machine.

2015-08-26 00:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a slime monster which has a cloak. It ate all my snacks so I burned the wretched thing. The gas from the slime floated inside the machine.

2015-08-26 02:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get more oxygen. I take it to space and use it to initiate a combustion. Pleased in success, I fly back down to Earth to report it, but my rocket ship lands in a giant vending machine.

2015-08-26 15:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an UFO. The aliens immediately took it and fled away to the outer space. The also tried to shoot me from touching their precious flying object, but they missed, shot onto the ground and the blast wave from the explosion made a truck fly inside the machine.

2015-08-26 15:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get my package from the UPS. I open it, see that it's ruined by the explosion, and put it back into the vending machine.

2015-08-26 16:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a broken truck wheel. I trade it with a junkie for a stick then I throw it inside the machine.

2015-08-27 09:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a tree. It's growing apples, so I take one and put it in the vending machine.

2015-08-27 15:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an iPod. It doesn't please me like my Nokia, which accidentally falls into the machine.

2015-08-27 16:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a brick. I build a house, but I drop my brush with mortar on it into the vending machine.

2015-08-27 18:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a golem's lice comb. I don't do anything with it so I just break it and throw it inside the machine.

2015-08-27 19:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a plastic fork. I take the fork and use it instead of a spoon, which I throw into the vending machine.

2015-08-27 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This guy comes out from the machine and hits everyone with a spoon. http://33.media.tumblr.com/d357dcbc380cc6e7afeed5b5699d274e/tumblr_naz98dFDqE1qcoaf4o1_500.gif I throw "HELP ME!" message inside the machine.

2015-08-28 10:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a "Hiring!" sign. I put it on my business, but my first client trips and falls into the vending machine.

2015-08-28 18:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a person who has a side quest for me. I accepted it and after 12 hours of wandering around, I abandon the quest and throw it inside the machine.

2015-08-29 08:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a To-Do List. One of the items is "Buy Milk", which I do but accidentally drop the carton into the vending machine.

2015-08-30 21:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a box of juice. I drink it with great satisfaction and then a happy tear of mine drops inside the machine.

2015-08-30 23:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a cup of TenebrisNemo's tears. I use it to water my garden, but the high sodium levels kill the plants. I take a dead tomato plant and put it into the vending machine.

2015-08-31 01:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an expired ketchup bottle. I put some ketchup on a hat then throw it inside the machine.

2015-08-31 07:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get one of the tortilla chip hats with salsa in it from Despicable Me 2. I take Gru's nose and put it inside the vending machine.

2015-09-04 23:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Voldemort's last horcrux. I throw it into a trash bin then throw my diseased eye inside the machine.

2015-09-05 18:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get eyeball soup. I give it to a witch, who happily eats it then puts the recipe in the vending machine.

2015-09-06 21:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a magic potion. I drop it at the ground and then a demon comes from the explosion. It jumps straight into the machine.

2015-09-07 13:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the demon form of myself. He joins the angel version of myself on my shoulders, and their bickering makes me angry, causing me to angrily throw my soda that I'm holding into the vending machine.

2015-09-07 19:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a water bottle and a box of sugar. Ants stole the sugar and I was arrested because the water was in a vodka bottle. Police thinks I am drunk and throws the bottle on the ground. The pieces of glass flies inside the machine.

2015-09-07 19:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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(Your water bottle was glass? O_O) I get a new window. I try to put it in my frame, only to be disappointed that it doesn't fit. I get a new frame and throw the old one in the vending machine.

2015-09-08 03:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a glasscannon. I shoot the canonball inside of it and it shatters the cannon in pieces from it. The glass pieces flies through my body inside the machine.

2015-09-08 11:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a bloody drinking glass. I put it in the dishwasher, but that gets everything bloody. I take a knife and put it in the vending machine.

2015-09-10 14:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a bloodstained knife. I use it in a ritual then I throw a horrific skull inside the machine.

2015-09-11 10:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Achmed the Dead Terrorist. He yells at Peanut, who runs away and jumps inside the vending machine.

2015-09-16 02:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get peanut butter. I put it on some breads which I throw inside the machine.

2015-09-16 16:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a turkey sandwich. 8) I put my computer in the vending machine.

2015-09-17 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a system which point is at 1. I delete My Computer from the system and it drops to 0. It crashes and explodes. The flames from the explosion gets sucked inside the machine.

2015-09-18 17:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a lit match. I use it to light a Bunsen Burner for chemistry, but I left my chemistry textbook in the vending machine.

2015-09-18 23:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a book of "Acid making for dummies." 3 hours after that I am high for some reason and throw my wallet inside the machine.

2015-09-19 09:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get all of TenebrisNemo's personal information. :hero: I hack into his LBPCentral profile and throw all his posts into the vending machine.

2015-09-19 20:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a book "The Life of T.Nemo" I wonder who created it, looked for the author's name then my eyes melted inside the machine.

2015-09-20 17:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Halloween-themed candy eyeballs. I put them in my model skeleton, but his tibia falls into the vending machine.

2015-09-20 19:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a portal to Tibia, the game. Someone throws a dead body from the portal inside the machine.

2015-09-20 20:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Robin Williams, alive from the grave. He wants to eat my brains, but I trip him and he falls into the vending machine.

2015-09-20 22:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a dead body. I throw it back inside the portal and then throw the portal inside the machine.

2015-09-21 15:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a portal gun. I give it to Chell, who sticks potato-GlaDOS on it and drops it down the chute. At the bottom is the vending machine.

2015-09-22 00:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a portal to Middle Earth. Legolas comes, shouting "They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!" and shoots me to the knee. Then I take his bow and throw it into the machine.

2015-09-24 07:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Link's Iron Bow. I mix the iron with oxygen to get Iron (II) Oxide. I then place it into the vending machine.

2015-09-24 23:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get repair powder. http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/b/b8/Repair_powder.png/revision/latest?cb=20121005093929 I use it to fix my ancient sword. I put the fixed sword inside the machine.

2015-09-25 08:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a Master Sword. Her words land in the vending machine. ​(Get it? )

2015-09-26 05:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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A thing comes out from the machine but I didn't get it. My frustrated emotion falls inside the machine.

2015-09-27 23:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get this smiley: I put the 8) smiley into the vending machine.

2015-09-28 01:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get eyeballs and a sack. Then I throw this :eek: smiley inside the machine.

2015-09-28 14:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a very scared person. He is depicted in Munch's "The Scream", which I sell for a million dollars. I put the money in the vending machine.

2015-09-29 03:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get oil. I trade my oil to 5 camels and I put the camels inside the machine.

2015-09-29 18:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a bunch of Wednesdays. Those hump days... I wait two days for those Wednesdays to turn into Fridays, and then I jump for joy into the vending machine.

2015-10-05 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a very happy person. He runs away immediately and kicks confused me inside the machine.

2015-10-05 11:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the emoticon. He takes off his ? box, and then he takes apart the box and puts it into the vending machine.

2015-10-11 01:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get 2 tiny boxes. I tear them in many pieces and throw them inside the machine.

2015-10-13 17:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a shredded piece of paper. After spending hours of my time regluing it, I read the message that LBP4 is confirmed. In my joy I throw my previous LBP games into the vending machine.

2015-10-17 02:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get LBP 6. I can not play it with the current Playstation consoles, so in my frustration I try to break the disc, but fail and my finger flies inside the machine.

2015-10-19 06:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a severed finger, now adorned with pretty turquoise nail polish. A bit grossed out, I put a ring on it and throw it back into the machine.

2015-10-22 06:42:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Out comes Frankenstein's wife. I place a 2,561 pound Jack-o-Lantern in the vending machine.

2015-10-22 22:48:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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I get a 2,561 pound pumpkin pie. I put DiamondDiancie10 into the vending machine.

2015-10-23 03:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Halloween story that I still need to finish up. So, I throw in that and whatever stuff I'm writing up for Thanksgiving.

2015-11-05 03:29:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I get a very boring autobiography. I take a picture of my face and put it in the vending machine.

2015-11-05 04:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get one like and one comment from your relative, saying: ":-D" I put a human soul into the vending machine.

2015-11-06 15:15:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get a soul mate. We are about to kiss, but then we both trip and fall into the vending machine.

2015-11-06 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You fall back out, but are cursed with the 24-hour rule. I bleed holy blood into the vending machine.

2015-11-06 23:29:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get the new reincarnated God. I put his halo into the vending machine.

2015-11-07 01:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get every game from the Halo franchise. Sucks to be you, buddy ;-( I put sarcasm and mean intentions into the vending machine.

2015-11-08 00:32:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get an evil peanut lord. you know which one. Out of shock and spoopiness I tripped right into the vending machine.

2015-11-08 00:42:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111

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I get the best Santa Claus ever: he gives you video games. I throw the awful Bubsy 3D game into the vending machine.

2015-11-08 03:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Fallout 4. I fro n mi badly spelld comments.

2015-11-08 08:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I gte bald yspleld eansers. I put in the amazing game of Fibbage.

2015-11-08 15:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the terrible game; Five night's at derpy's 10 I throw in my lucky mole's fore-leg.

2015-11-08 16:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get an unlucky rabbit's leg. I throw in Lucky Charms.

2015-11-08 18:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get- A WILD JIGGLY-PUFF IS ATACKING, SIR MONACLE DODGED. SIR MONACLE ATTEMPTS TO CAPTURE! ATTEMPT FALIED. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. SIR MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUMONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF SINGS. SIR MONACLE IS ASLEEP. JIGGLY-PUFF ATTACKS. JIGGLY-PUFF MISSES. SIR MONACLE FLEES. I put in a packet of candy-floss.

2015-11-08 19:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get mint-flavored floss. I put in a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

2015-11-09 01:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an elephant. I put in a vending machine.

2015-11-09 11:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a mall. I sing Christmas Carols loud for all to hear into the machine to spread Christmas cheer in it.

2015-11-09 13:01:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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I get Christmas cookies. I put in DiamondDiancie's...interesting avatar. o_o

2015-11-09 14:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some fine, interesting..... Art? I put in a pair of shoes.

2015-11-10 06:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get A 500 HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE. I put in a "Get out of jail free"-card into the vending machine...

2015-11-10 15:29:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get a speed ticket. I put in some well-trained training monkey-men.

2015-11-10 17:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a fully armed army of man monkeys. I put a classy monkey into the vending machine.

2015-11-11 02:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a classy Donald Trump. How is that even poss-- I place a vampiric rock in the vending machine.

2015-11-11 11:50:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get... A rock.... yay? *Throws rock at vending machine* I get a chocolate bar! I put in a burger.

2015-11-11 12:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Ronald McDonald. I put in lasagna.

2015-11-11 22:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a fat orange cat. I put in.... A MORDEN NES WITH SUPER 16-BIT GRAPHICS THAT MORDERN HUMAN EYEBALLS CAN'T EVEN SEE! WITH.... 1235554 RAM THROTTELING PROCESSORS!

2015-11-12 11:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the computer of the future. I put in the Doctor.

2015-11-12 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Outlaw-jack as a doctor. I put Outlaw-jack as a doctor in the vending machine.

2015-11-12 15:24:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111

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I get a dead person. :hero: I put Santa Claus in the vending machine.

2015-11-13 03:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get... What!? This is outrages! A pair of socks!? Ah, well. I put in a clump of hair.

2015-11-13 06:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Garfield. I put in James A. Garfield.

2015-11-13 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I (again) get a fat orange cat. I put regular snacks into the vending machine.

2015-11-15 07:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get potato chips. I put the far superior Baked Lays Original into the vending machine.

2015-11-15 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get pringels. I put a white lotus piece into the vending machine.

2015-11-16 06:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a beautiful flower. I put the Game Grumps into the vending machine.

2015-11-16 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a life. I sacrifice a goat into the vending machine...

2015-11-17 12:10:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get a dagger. I put an act into the vending machine.

2015-11-17 18:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a PSAT. :hero: I put all of Sir monacle's EXP into the vending machine.

2015-11-18 03:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get an end game screen. I put a foreign coin into the vending machine.

2015-11-18 13:16:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get a foreign chocolate bar. I put all my personal experience into the vending machine.

2015-11-18 14:22:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get.... Oh, the horror! MAKE IT STOP! AGGHHHHHHHHH. I bail myself into the vending machine.

2015-11-19 06:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a copy of space invaders. Because I don't own a atari 2600, I put the copy of space invaders in the vending machine.

2015-11-19 15:16:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111

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I get a copy of Space Balls. I prefer Star Wars, so I put that into the vending machine.

2015-11-20 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get random junk.... I'm still stuck in the vending machine..... Help... I do my business in the vendinmg machine.

2015-11-21 12:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I would say what came out, but this forum is rated E. I throw a hook into the vending machine to try to get Sir monacle out.

2015-11-21 15:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a toy anchor! Wait..... Why does this thing have to be magical? I drop my crane game in the vending machine.

2015-11-22 07:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a crane. Again wondering how big this thing is, I myself run inside the vending machine.

2015-11-22 15:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a party. Good thing this vending machine is bigger on the inside. I put up a missing poster.... One person stuck here is a mystery, TWO people stuck here is a problem.

2015-11-22 16:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You get a saw. After using it to cut open the machine and let us free, I put a stick of gum into the machine.

2015-11-22 18:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh, look gum! *jumps into the (somehow) fixed vending machine. I get a pack of gum instead. my leg gets stuck in the vending machine. I try to pry it out with my arm. ... Great... Both my leg and arm is now stuck.

2015-11-22 20:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get something really expensive. 8D After pulling Sir monacle out of the vending machine, I put a dollar in.

2015-11-22 21:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get spare change. Was the air all ways this fresh? IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE WALLS MOVING!? GET ME OUT OF HERE! *tries jumping into the vending machine again* Stop! Don't pull me! They want to eat me. No... No... No... Noooooooo! *the rules card drops from my sleeve into the vending machine as I was dragged away...*

2015-11-23 06:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a person who violated all the rules.

2015-11-24 04:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get nothing.... I kick the vending machine until I get something.... I put in nothing.

2015-11-24 10:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get out nothing. I put in something for once.

2015-11-24 22:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get something else. I put in someone else's life story.

2015-11-25 07:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I got FreeAim's autobiography. Because I was bored reading the first page of it, I threw the book into the vending machine.

2015-11-25 14:51:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111

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I get some sort of book about medieval times, a mouse and darth vader..... Even though this book is terrible.... I throw the book instantly into the bin... Witch then Disney picks up... I put a flashlight into the vending machine.

2015-11-25 16:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a spotlight. I put a treadmill into the vending machine.

2015-11-25 21:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a cardiac arrest. I put a suggestion into the vending machine.

2015-11-26 07:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a winning candidate. I put Barack Obama into the vending machine.

2015-11-26 16:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get president monacle.... I press the nuke button.

2015-11-26 18:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a nuke. I kill Sir monacle with it then put his monocle into the vending machine.

2015-11-27 23:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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This is trippy..... So... This is what it's like to be dead? Strange.... I though it would hurt ALOT more.... No matter.... *picks up monocle from the vending machine* I put ghost-ee-o's into the vending machine, the cereal that's already dead!

2015-11-28 07:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get invisible Cheerios. I put part of a balanced breakfast into the vending machine.

2015-11-28 15:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some sugary cereal and bacon..... Sadly I can't eat it.... You killed me. I put a tip into the vending machine.

2015-11-29 07:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a useful application of the tip. I put a monocle into the vending machine.

2015-11-29 19:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an eyeglass lens. I get to the jail for stepping onto the Chance square and my 100 monopoly dollars falls inside the machine.

2015-11-29 21:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a 'get out of jail free card' I put a full pi-chow set into the vending machine

2015-11-29 21:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a doge. I burn it immediately and I get so many haters that 49 million of them fell inside the machine.

2015-11-29 21:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get 49 million gators. After they rip me to pieces they throw my head into the vending machine.

2015-11-29 23:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get L1N3R1D3R's head...... Heh, Heh Heh Heh...... AhahAHhaHAhaHAhaHAHahAHhahAHAAAAA. MUHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA. *ahem* I play football with L1N3R1D3R's head. I completely empty the vending machine.

2015-11-30 06:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get all the candy from the machine. I put my dear grandmother's necklace into the vending machine.

2015-11-30 13:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Fancy Necklace which increases my Charisma by 5. I wear it and try to ask a beautiful warrior for a date. She slaps me and a tooth flies from my mouth inside the machine.

2015-11-30 14:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get poor dental hygiene, how does this vending machine work!? I tip the vending machine over.

2015-11-30 15:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the Vending Machine Instructions. I give them to Sir monacle and I steal his grandmother's vase and throw it inside the machine.

2015-12-01 00:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a bunch of useless soil. I put JoshJepson into the vending machine.

2015-12-01 04:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get this: http://gamerselite.x10.mx/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/JoshJepson.png I put these inside the machine: http://rlv.zcache.com/galaxy_retro_shades_wayfarer_sunglasses-r9c0eb5d4519947dca16d35c91b263e6e_zzvmp_324.jpg?rl vnet=1

2015-12-01 06:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the 80's Ew. I throw my shattered dreams and hopes into the vending machine.

2015-12-01 12:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get shattered glass. I put Garfield into the vending machine.

2015-12-01 23:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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...I get this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss_ENMELDt8 I do nothing but stare at the warm glow of the vending machine....

2015-12-02 06:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You get a sunburn. I put Silver's "It's no use!" into the vending machine.

2015-12-02 13:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get Error 403. I put black coffee into the vending machine.

2015-12-02 14:19:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get water, coffee beans and a cup. I drink the water, throw away the beans and I give the pretty cup to my girlfriend. Her happiness shines inside the machine.

2015-12-02 15:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some magic beans witch I invest into a pyramid scheme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfEg54cCKo I put the pyramid into the vending machine.... Somehow.

2015-12-02 19:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a fancy coffin. http://gothicdecor.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/coffin-beds-300x232.jpg I throw an eyeball inside the machine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfEg54cCKo

2015-12-02 21:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get eyeball-shaped candy. Halloween-themed stuff, you know. I put the clothes I'm wearing right now inside the vending machine.

2015-12-03 04:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get nothing. DUN DUN DUNNNN I put my clothes inside the mc.hine.

2015-12-03 10:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a nightmare where L1N3R1D3R and TeenbrisNemo are having a naked dance party.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfEg54cCKo I try to carry the vending machine.

2015-12-03 13:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I fall out of the vending machine. You were wondering why it was so heavy... I put a Butterfinger into the vending machine.

2015-12-03 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the butterfinger and throw it onto the floor. This is a mars vending machine now. I continue to carry the vending machine.

2015-12-04 07:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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FreeAim falls out. How many people are in there? I put my cat into the vending machine.

2015-12-04 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I keep the cat. >_> I continue to carry the vending machine out of the room.

2015-12-04 19:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The Eiffel Tower falls out. Jeez, you're really strong! I put a single grain of salt into the vending machine.

2015-12-04 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I drop the vending machine. and take the grain of salt out. I pick up the vending machine and begin to carry it.

2015-12-05 08:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Seriously, just drop the dang thing and let your candy fall out! I put a jewel in the rough into the vending machine.

2015-12-06 00:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I eat the jewel.... I go into an elevator while still carrying the vending machine.

2015-12-06 07:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a Sir monacle themed elevator. I put your misspelled username into the vending machine.

2015-12-06 20:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a thief. I throw sir_monacle into a cage and I throw the cage with sir_monacle inside of it into the machine.

2015-12-07 06:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Well, I tried.... And that's it, that's why I'm here, endlessly floating in the vacuum of this vending machine.... It's all over..... Ah, well, what ya' gonna do? Um, hey! You didn't lock the cadge... I can freely roam around this vending machine, man it's a uhhh..... BIG yeap, very big vending machine.... I throw a cage out of the vending machine.

2015-12-07 06:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get the cage back and I wonder where on the earth you are wandering. I drop a bloody tear inside the machine.

2015-12-07 07:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get mixed feelings... Hey! a door! *opens another universe*

2015-12-07 07:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Sir monacle from the vending machine. I throw him back. 8)

2015-12-07 07:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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He turns into a monocle. I put TenebrisNemo's Finnish ancestors into the vending machine.

2015-12-07 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have a party with some old people. I throw out the old people.

2015-12-07 15:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I meet my ancient dead relatives which came out from the machine. They vanish and I drop another bloody tear inside the accursed machine.

2015-12-07 18:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some more mixed feelings... I throw a jar of my salty, salty tears out of the vending machine.

2015-12-07 18:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get...Sir monacle's tears. And they made a sweater. I realize Sir monacle is Spongebob, then I put him into the vending machine.

2015-12-08 02:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an ordinary house sponge.... Yay? I throw it at the nearest person.

2015-12-08 07:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get nothing from the machine. I put 300 liters of lava inside the machine.

2015-12-08 08:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get mountain dew.... I (somehow) fly to mars.... Indeed.

2015-12-08 16:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Gets mars dust and some NASA robots. Inserts a vending machine manual in the machine.

2015-12-08 16:51:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get a blue-print to help me destroy the world... After this post I will be posting the traditional G?noise cake method as well. You’ll see how they are similar, with the differences of the G?noise method being whisked over a bain-marie but has no raising agent. To be a little more pedantic about the differences, in a Genoise because the eggs are cooked over a bain-marie the mixture is more stable, and when folding in things like juices or alcohol for flavouring you don’t appear to knock out as much air as you do in this method…but we are talking small differences here. As far as the finished result is concerned I can not find one method is better over the other to warrant giving advice on which one to use. For me the whole point of a whisked sponge like this with no fat or a little fat is for its texture because on its own it lacks flavour, unless you add quite a bit of citrus rind or replace some of the flour with cocoa powder. Even then it will not be the most wonderfully flavoured cake you’ll eat. What you want out of this cake is lightness, full of airy pockets…then you can soak it with some flavoured syrup, sandwich and cover it with some gorgeous fattening cream icing… mmmmmm! This sponge is my absolute favourite as my birthday cake…sandwiched with vanilla cream and a huge pile of ripe and scented strawberries….that is true heaven on a plate for me. Whisked Sponge, Fatless Sponge This is a 3 egg sponge that will do 1 x 20cm (8″ cake tin. The trick with a whisked sponge is to whisk the eggs long enough for the egg yolks to stabilise the mixture and won’t collapse when folding in the flour. You can make this cake without an electric whisk but in that case whisk it over a bain-marie method. Pre-heated the oven 180C / fan 170C / 350F / gas 4. Either line the tin with baking paper, bottom and sides, or butter the tin and then dust with a little flour to cover the butter all the way around. 1.3 eggs 2.75 grms sugar 3.75 grms plain flour (cake flour) 4.1/2 tsp of baking powder 5.25 grms of melted butter, cool – optional (keeps better the next day) Whisk the eggs and sugar until thick and it leaves a trail of mixture falling from the whisks that will make a pattern on top of the mixture and stay there without disappearing. It’s easier to look at the photos and see what I mean. Below I have been whisking the mixture for 2 minutes on medium speed and although the mixture has thicken when I stop the whisks you can see how there is not thick trail coming off the whisks. After about 4-5 minutes you can see when I stop it starts to leave a trail over the mixture but it’s not quite there yet. After another 1 1/2 – 2 mins this is what I’m looking for, a thick trail that settles on top of the mixture. Sift the flour over the mixture and using a large spoon fold it in using large movements trying not to knock out the air you’ve just created. For some reason on this cake I added the grated ring in with the flour but actually I prefer to add it in the beginning with the eggs because it distributes it better. If adding however lemon juice or any liquid you want to add it at this stage, after the flour. After you have folded in the flour if you’re using the melted butter fold it in at this point. Pour into your prepared tin and bake in the pre-heated oven for 30 mins. When it’s ready the cake should be coming away from the side and bouncing back when you press with your fingers in the middle. If you want you can stick a cocktail stick through the cake and should come out clean with no damp mixture attached. Once out of the oven leave in the tin for 5 mins and then turn it out to cool. If you want to have a flat surface use the underneath of the cake as the top.

2015-12-08 18:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get annoying speech from the machine. I throw 50kg of salt inside the machine.

2015-12-08 22:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get K9 the smash player. I tell Sir monacle to actually put something into the vending machine, then I put a mechanical pencil into the machine.

2015-12-09 03:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a tiny Transformer. He rolls away as a pencil and in my confusion I dropped my phone inside the machine.

2015-12-09 06:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Now to steal FREEAIM'S pho- Ummm.... I get a cell-phone..... I hide a hypno-disc inside the vending machine....

2015-12-09 06:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get hypnotic watch. I drop a Ditto inside the machine. http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/059687/images/blackwhite/pokemans_132.gif

2015-12-09 07:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get chewing gum! Want a stick? I put my rubbish (trash) into the vending machine.

2015-12-09 11:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get League of Legends community. I put a heart inside the machine.

2015-12-09 13:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a piece of paper with a picture of a crayon heart.... *I begin to attempt to tip the vending machine*

2015-12-09 15:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a sight of Sir monacle and his actions to the vending machine. I throw Sir monacle away from the machine and then throw his memories inside the machine.

2015-12-09 20:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who? I get someone else's photos.... I throw the machine out the window....

2015-12-10 07:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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There's nothing in the machine since nothing was put in there. I carry the machine back to its place and drop some "Take care!" letters inside of it.

2015-12-10 09:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an Anti Behaviour Order Witch I burn along with my straining order. I put a small flame inside the vending machine.

2015-12-10 12:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a match. I put a single grain of salt into the vending machine.

2015-12-10 22:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a plant that will never grow.... I put in some SUNNY D into the vending machine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZWdKNXT2xk

2015-12-11 07:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get some dead people which looks like shadows. I put their purified souls back into the machine.

2015-12-11 10:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get mountain dew. I put Mountain dew into the vending machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOkQoYPmYuU

2015-12-11 11:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get something which I didn't want to get. I erase it from this dimension and drop my memory of it inside the machine.

2015-12-11 11:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a clone of Nemo.... I make Nemo do my bidding.....

2015-12-11 11:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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There's nothing inside the machine once again. I face my clone in a dark night at the ruins of ancient castle. After a fierce battle I am victorious and my clone is dead. After that, I throw my clone's heart inside the machine.

2015-12-11 12:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get A+ quality meat! I put the special in the vending machine.

2015-12-11 14:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get b-day card! I put my gratitude inside the machine.

2015-12-12 12:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get some cake and a birthday hat. I put a goodie bag inside the vending machine.

2015-12-12 12:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a random reward in Terraria. I put someone who mispronounces Minecraft into the vending machine.

2015-12-12 21:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get nightmares. I put a blue key inside the vending machine.

2015-12-12 21:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a blue lock. I put a cheeseburger into the vending machine.

2015-12-13 04:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get heart problems... I try to put something into the vending machine, but I collapse inside the vending machine.... I'm stuck half-way in....

2015-12-13 07:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I save Sir monacle from the vending machine. I sing inside the vending machine. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1180018/beaker-o.gif

2015-12-13 19:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a siren song that leads me to my doom.... Again... I am inside the vending machine.... Thanks, nemo, All because of you and your siren song!

2015-12-14 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get groaning from the machine. So I jump inside the machine.

2015-12-14 11:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Thank the chair this vending machine is big on the inside.... I rapidly bang on the vending machine.

2015-12-14 13:57:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a drum. I put the Little Drummer Boy into the vending machine.

2015-12-14 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the drummer of Black Sabbath. I get out from the machine and throw a red soapstone inside the machine.

2015-12-14 19:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get what is probably a necklace. I put Chex Quest into the vending machine.

2015-12-15 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a bad gift idea. I put a pasta dish into the vending machine.....

2015-12-15 06:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Wholesome Pasta. I drop handful of gems inside the machine.

2015-12-15 07:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I pick the red gem.... I put a doll into the vending machine.

2015-12-15 18:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get Sir monacle plushie obviously. I drop handful of love inside the machine.

2015-12-15 19:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get poison! It burrrns! I put a vending machine into the vending machine.

2015-12-15 21:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a baby vending machine! I put grandparent vending machine inside the vending machine.

2015-12-15 22:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get cranky and tired. I put a pi?ata into the vending machine.

2015-12-16 07:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get candies. Huh. I put a coke inside the machine.

2015-12-16 08:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr7h8crYAYQ I put in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HFIXKxGIss

2015-12-16 16:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a flashback and a good laugh! I put a piano inside the machine.

2015-12-16 21:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get mr. tumble I throw mr. tumble into the vending machine.

2015-12-17 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a piano. I type "WHAT!?" inside the machine.

2015-12-17 08:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You get banned for inappropriate language. I put a CS;GO match into the vending machine.

2015-12-18 15:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a Smash Bros. match. I put the last two points that Sir monacle needs for his next level into the vending machine.

2015-12-20 01:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get 2% which is required to complete anything you can imagine in this universe. I throw some Christmas chocolate inside the machine.

2015-12-20 18:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Hershey's chocolate. I put a dollar into the vending machine.

2015-12-20 21:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the most important thing in the world. I throw corruption into the machine.

2015-12-20 22:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a glitchy video game. I put this forum's awful internal dictionary into the vending machine again.

2015-12-21 00:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Sir monacle and TenebrisNemo! 8) I throw myself inside the machine.

2015-12-21 10:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a CD of Finding Nemo. 8D I put a school of fish into the vending machine.

2015-12-21 15:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Piranha 3DD I break the disc and throw it inside the machine.

2015-12-21 16:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Got a DLC. Inserts a pendrive into the machine.

2015-12-21 16:32:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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I get X Files. http://www.budgetsaresexy.com/images/old-muppet-guys-laughing.gif I put beans inside the machine.

2015-12-21 17:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Burns out. I put TWD98 into the vending machine.

2015-12-22 16:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a pretty boy. Girls immediately took him. Someone from them dropped a Starbucks coffee cup. I drop it inside the machine.

2015-12-26 23:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a full cup of coffee. I exchange it for hot chocolate, but I accidentally put the whipped cream in the vending machine.

2015-12-28 17:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get silly string...... I put the vending machine inside the vending machine

2015-12-29 08:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I get a horn that plays the Inception Horn sound. I put an active bomb inside the vending machine.

2015-12-29 16:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/597887/achmed-o.gif I explode inside the machine.

2015-12-30 00:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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