Archive: 2544 posts

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Make it longer. Why everyone at my school is playing Fortnite except me.

2018-03-26 14:11:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Block those users so they can't spam you with irritating invitations. No one praises the red orb with me.

2018-03-26 19:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hypnotize them with by turning them into sackbots and editing their brain behavior. Rotten food.

2018-03-26 23:30:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Take new food from your tools bag and then build a fridge. I'm late.

2018-03-27 14:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Rewind the entire world! ZA WARUDO! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DefXS17jZwE When you’re on the toilet for 5 minutes but the poop doesn’t come out.

2018-03-28 12:40:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make sure your sackboy has a gaming device in its item bag so it can play it while doing business in the toilet. I was expecting a minor problem, but it was him, DIO!

2018-03-28 17:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make your level really hot and sunny. DIO is a vampire, so he will burn up in the sun. Staying up too late.

2018-03-29 03:38:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Set your sackbot's mode to "sleepy" when the day sequencer reaches night time. Too many things to do, and only I can do them.

2018-03-29 19:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Send out the Negativitron to do your tasks for you. DIO isn't dead.

2018-03-30 18:41:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make sure the checkpoints become unavailable after you've punched him into the lava. Dilemmas.

2018-03-31 11:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Publish the two potential paths as levels, and see which one gets more yays. Games being entirely luck-based.

2018-03-31 17:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Delete the randomizer from the level and add fair challenges. The toilet uses sand as paper! Hooryyy sheeet!

2018-03-31 21:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Change the material. L1N3R1D3R escaping my imprisonment.

2018-03-31 21:53:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put him in a cell made from dark matter. That should hold him! L1N3R1D3R has no hope of salvation.

2018-04-01 13:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Take him to your pod. Too many Jojo's bizarre adventure memes out there.

2018-04-01 15:42:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Play some entertaining LBP levels to pass your time. New memes will come. Unsuitable use of "Oh no!"

2018-04-01 17:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Beat up whoever said it. OH MY GOD!

2018-04-02 03:58:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Report the shocking content from that level. Plebeians!

2018-04-02 12:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Burn 'em. People.

2018-04-02 19:01:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Do not accept invitations or joining requests from the start menu. Sometimes nostalgia hits way too hard.

2018-04-03 00:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Destroy your nostalgia by taking all your favorite childhood videogames and smashing them into pieces. Also invite the companies that create all of your favorite childhood TV shows to a party, and then flood them all! MUHAHAHAH! (Why am I sounding so edgy...) My car has broke down.

2018-04-03 17:06:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Play the Lowrider level from LBP1 and let Mags the Mechanic fix your car and tune it up! I'm too weak.

2018-04-03 22:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Man up... I mean build an army of sackbots to strengthen your confidence. Going to school when you've forgotten to at least wear deodorant or put cream on.

2018-04-04 16:01:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove the green gas emitter from your sackbot so people won't notice your smellyness. Sourpusses.

2018-04-04 18:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Cool 'em down by having them lay down on some ice material. Or you could just send them to the Bunker level in LBP1 to cool them down and MAN them up. My water bottle is empty.

2018-04-05 05:23:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put an emitter on the bottom of the bottle and make it emit an infinite amount of water. Children's screams.

2018-04-05 15:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Turn down the volume of your TV. The plethora of JJBA memes out there. Seriously, there are too many!.

2018-04-06 14:59:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Wait, is that a problem? 8) Make the JJBA memes unshareable. Crybabies.

2018-04-06 20:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Flood your level so that even crybabies have more to worry about then just letting their emotions out *Cough* Surviving *Cough* When you realize you only have 2 days left of Spring Break

2018-04-07 02:24:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Find the level's day sequencer and slow it down. The newest champion didn't get any love.

2018-04-07 22:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Brainwash people to make them love him. Crunchyroll not having the animes I want to watch.

2018-04-08 17:34:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Add Crunchyroll on PSN, then let them capture the animes as objects and place the animes into their levels. News that might not be fake, but just doesn't focus on the real issues.

2018-04-08 19:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Delete the unimportant stuff and focus on the important stuff. Filler in anime.

2018-04-09 02:08:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Delete the unimportant levels OR add something in them that is highly relevant to the plot. Those fools who ruined the system and made our lives even more miserable! *shakes fist*

2018-04-10 15:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Put them in a shark survival level. Not getting enough sleep.

2018-04-12 00:27:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make sure your bedroom level is comfortable and your sackbot is sleepy. Getting too much sleep!

2018-04-12 16:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make it so that it is always daytime. Sleeping too early.

2018-04-14 01:14:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make sure your sackbot gets sleepy when it's nighttime in your level. Boot licking.

2018-04-14 20:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Burn whoever is doing it. Fortnite dances.

2018-04-15 14:38:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Kick them out from your party. Not enough waffle cookies.

2018-04-15 19:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bake more by sending them to Victoria, from LBP2. Carrie Fisher dying before Star Wars IX.

2018-04-16 21:39:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Activate a checkpoint in the level before she leaves the party. My lust.

2018-04-16 22:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make your follower that follows the objects of your lust not move as quickly. Really old, generic pop songs still being played on the radio.

2018-04-17 03:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Delete those old music sequencers from your level and collect some new, cool ones from your friends and/or giveaway levels created by the artists themselves. Nervous.

2018-04-17 13:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tVKuP-weqRY/maxresdefault.jpg Create a bunch of logic to help you cure your nervousness. Ants.

2018-04-17 22:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Creatinator with an infinite amount of fire bullets will burn 'em. Bad puns.

2018-04-18 11:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Paint them to death with the paintanator. Advertisements.

2018-04-19 13:55:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put the AdBlock Microchip into your Computer level. Heat.

2018-04-19 17:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Un-flame all the flamed materials in your level. Sackbots.

2018-04-20 10:46:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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As once a creator curator once did in Mexican LBP1 levels; bomb the hell out of 'em! Dense mother huggers!

2018-04-20 19:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Reduce their density by lessening the amount of layers they have. Pokemon.

2018-04-21 14:05:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Shoot them with master ball creatinator. and catch 'em all. He got deez cheeseburgers, man!

2018-04-21 19:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Take off the cheese layer off your hamburger. Mosquitoes.

2018-04-22 12:15:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Create sackbots with flamethrower creatinators and make them shoot 'em. Crowded.

2018-04-22 17:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Throw everyone in your way into a block of plasma. Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.

2018-04-23 23:43:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Do not play that level. Chimney isn't working.

2018-04-24 11:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Destroy it and rebuild it. When you realize that nobody cares about you.

2018-04-24 21:20:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Create dozens of sackbot who treat you like a god. My blade is angry.

2018-04-25 11:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Throw it into a pool of water. My cat bit my wires.

2018-04-25 22:34:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Re-attach them to the microchips and raise them up so your cat can no longer reach them. gurren009's inner demons.

2018-04-26 21:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Throw them onto spikes. The Boruto anime not being quite as good as the original Naruto.

2018-04-27 20:19:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Edit the level to a better version and then republish it. These candies are way too good.

2018-04-27 20:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove their sweetness. The grass on our lawn is too tall.

2018-04-28 18:16:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Cut them with the cutter from tools bag. There is no people to invade.

2018-04-28 18:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Rewind to the point in time when there were people to invade. I'm tired.

2018-04-30 01:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove car tires from your costume. Jealousy.

2018-04-30 22:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Delete all the NOT gates causing your logic to emit "jealousy". Attack on Titan Season 3 is not coming until July.

2018-05-01 10:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change the July microchip to any other month you like. Obsession.

2018-05-02 12:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Flood your entire level and delete all the objects. The ice cream truck.

2018-05-02 22:30:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put bombs onto the road so it will explode when it drives at them. Dubs.

2018-05-03 14:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Mute your TV. No subs.

2018-05-04 18:30:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put lots of magic mouths into your level's sequencer. Waking up late.

2018-05-05 12:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Enter create mode. Pause time. Then fly yourself to wherever you need to be. Then tell you're boss that you were late b/c you were developing the world's first time machine. Unwanted farts.

2018-05-06 23:13:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove the unnecessary fart S/E:s from your sackboy's microchip. SJW propaganda.

2018-05-07 12:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Place it on a material, then set the material to "flame". My alarm not ringing even though I carefully set it to 5:00 AM last night.

2018-05-08 20:39:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make sure the wires are connected to the alarm's SE:s. Sore losers.

2018-05-10 22:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Place them on a plasma material. Unwanted tears.

2018-05-13 19:14:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Decrease the amount of water bullets from your eye's tear emitter. Can't do many things you want to do.

2018-05-13 20:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do other things that are similar to that. Your school project's overdue. What do you do?

2018-05-15 14:34:00 Author: TheRaiden_Raichu Posts: 6

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Capture your project. Then rewind time to when you didn't have your project done and it was due. Then bring out your captured project and turn it in to your teacher. When you forget to bring your water bottle and it's 85 degrees outside...

2018-05-16 03:16:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change the level background to something cooler, like the collector's winter place. Holy hell it's hot in here.

2018-05-16 12:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Flood the entire level... I mean, remove all the flame material that’s causing your level to be so hot. When the honor-roll announcer mispronounces your last name...

2018-05-17 18:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Pause, take a magic mouth, take a mic, speak your name. Unpause. Someone disrespects your favorite video game character.

2018-05-18 14:58:00 Author: TheRaiden_Raichu Posts: 6

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Take him to a samurai dojo level where he will be taught bushido. This is like one of my japanese animes!

2018-05-18 20:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Capture it as an object so you can take it out and watch it again later. Guitar Hero/Rock Band equipment is so expensive.

2018-05-20 22:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create your own instruments in your moon for free. Loss of words.

2018-05-21 12:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Play one of your old levels for inspiration. Too much summer homework.

2018-05-23 20:40:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Shut down your PlayStation system so you can focus on them. No time!

2018-05-24 12:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pause the create mode. I ate too much food...

2018-05-25 11:00:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make your skin and flesh invisible and remove the unnecessary food from your stomach with your Popit cursor. Frustration.

2018-05-25 11:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Edit the character animation logic piece and make your sackbot smile. When you want to eat breakfast in the morning but you have to poop...

2018-05-29 15:09:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Move your breakfast table to your outhouse with the Popit cursor. Can't think of any problems.

2018-05-30 14:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Use the randomizer to select some of your much older posts in this thread. Can't think of a problem either.

2018-05-30 20:36:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Do something reckless with other players, and problems may occur. Too little time.

2018-05-30 23:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Keep pressing undo to add more time. I'm going to be lonely all summer.

2018-06-01 02:22:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Use the dive-in feature to find friends in LittleBigPlanet. Worrying about college.

2018-06-02 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Blow up every college in the world. Having too much summer homework.

2018-06-02 21:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Pause the time when you're working on them. Then it seems like you made them under a second. Some bosses are impossible when you want to complete the game with a single weapon.

2018-06-02 22:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Edit the "counter" that is the bosses HP and make it much lower. Wanting to read more books but not having the time to do so.

2018-06-03 20:53:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Speed up the sequencer that transmits information about the books to your Sackbot brain. Being in the real world since I've just graduated.

2018-06-04 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Put the LBP disc into the PlayStation system to take a break from the real world for a little while. Deadly gravity.

2018-06-04 14:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Delete the moon. Getting prank calls.

2018-06-04 19:29:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put the pranksters into the block list. People who ruined something that can never be fixed.

2018-06-04 22:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Rewind, then kick them from your party. People who think climate change is a hoax.

2018-06-05 23:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make meatballs fall from the sky. When you can't find a good anime to watch.

2018-06-06 19:46:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Search an anime level with mainly positive reviews. Fanservice.

2018-06-06 23:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove the fans. People not knowing the difference between opinion and fact.

2018-06-07 12:32:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Show them the OR-gate tutorial. I can't defeat demons or accompany a human dragon's journey when I have to host a 32 fighter's tournament.

2018-06-07 19:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Create a sackbot copy of yourself and have it host the tournament for you. Donald Trump.

2018-06-08 12:08:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Kick him out from the pod. This guy really uses illegal ways to rise in business but he also does a lot of charity at the same time. What should be done?

2018-06-08 23:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Place a jail cell object around him, and then persuade the original owners of the money to donate to charity. Some people being above the law.

2018-06-09 18:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove their gravity logic that is causing them to float above that giant law sign. Downloading emulators and emulated games is too easy these days.

2018-06-10 01:24:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Find copies of the original hardware and mass-produce them with emitters so people buy the originals. Waluigi not being playable in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

2018-06-13 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create a controllable sackbot that is a good version of Waluigi and send it to the level's creator. I want to play a game with my friend but some smurfs keep ruining our fun.

2018-06-14 00:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Send a PM message to each of the smurfs, telling them to "pick on someone your own size!" instead of targeting new players. Being a sensitive person.

2018-06-14 21:59:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make your Sackbot brain's tag sensors that sense the "Emotion" tag not have as big of a range. It's not Melee.

2018-06-15 00:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove the creatinators from the level. Now melee is the only option of fighting! Not knowing what to do.

2018-06-15 22:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Play some levels on LBP to give you inspiration. Having to study for both the SAT and ACT.

2018-06-17 21:39:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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After getting your score reports back, put the answer keys onto a Note that you put on your pencil. Then rewind all the way back to the test days and retake the tests. People who are afraid of change.

2018-06-19 02:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change their sackbot behavior to "not be change-phobic". Not being able to overcome my fears.

2018-06-19 22:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Play the horror level with your friends. They will support you when you feel like collapsing. Lose control.

2018-06-20 00:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Create a sackbot that immediately enters your controllinator after you accidentally leave it. Cheapskates.

2018-06-20 02:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Give them hearts so they will warm up and share love as well. The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise.

2018-06-22 19:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Rewind time to before the tragedy and then prevent it. Not being able to eat all the unhealthy snacks in the world.

2018-06-23 18:01:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change the logic of your stomach destroy food molecules that aren't helpful. Corporate influence in politics.

2018-06-24 05:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Burn i.... I mean, remove the undercover government sackbots who are supporting corporate influence. People who don't know how to drive properly.

2018-06-25 16:35:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Invite them to your pod, then take them to one of those top-down car levels. Unsure about which laptop to buy.

2018-06-26 18:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Check the reviews of each laptop level, then choose the one which seems best for you. Fear of the dark.

2018-06-26 22:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Change the background settings in create mode to make the sky dark and put the light to none. Then stare at your TV for an hour. People who can't do basic math problems.

2018-06-28 14:12:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Show them the tutorial video of quick maff. Man's not hot.

2018-06-29 17:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Take his controller and go to the Customize Character section of the Pop-It. There's bound to be a sexy outfit in there somewhere! Procrastinating video games in favor of YouTube.

2018-07-03 04:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Place your laptop in a field of plasma. That way whenever you try to use your laptop, you are "plasmified" and forced to play those games you procrastinated on. School starting in one month and 20 days.

2018-07-03 13:34:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Open the Sequencer of life and move the "school" Microchip farther to the right. Medical forms due in a week and a half, but I don't know how to access them.

2018-07-06 22:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Steal them... I mean send a sackbot version of yourself to ask someone who knows about the medical forms. When the power goes out...

2018-07-08 13:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Wire a 100% strength Battery into the bottom of the Microchip that distributes all electricity. Visa gift cards being confusing.

2018-07-09 05:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Redesign them in create mode. People being so mean to each other.

2018-07-10 17:35:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change everyone's Sackbot "Hostile?" setting to NO. Overly religious people putting their religion above human rights.

2018-07-12 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Send a "Good Grief!" to all the religions out there. Having 3 summer homework assignments.

2018-07-13 20:46:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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When school starts, edit the "gurren009's Grades" Note to put 100% next to all of those assignments. IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE!

2018-07-14 00:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove the fur decorations from it with your sticker cursor. My life.

2018-07-15 20:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make it more interesting by hiring a group of sackbots to entertain you. People blaming guns as a problem with school shooters when the real reason is bullying and mental issues.

2018-07-16 22:12:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Do what LittleBigPlanet 2 did in a later update and remove the "Boo" button. People misinterpreting the second amendment and not even floating the thought of stricter gun restrictions.

2018-07-18 03:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Send a petition to Sumo-Digital to update LittleBigPlanet with stricter gun laws. Aggressive drivers.

2018-07-19 11:49:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Reduce the speed of the motor bolts that make their wheels spin. Having to figure out student loans without school educating me about how to get them in any fashion.

2018-07-21 02:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Simplify the tutorial by removing unnecessary magic mouths from the sequencer and by making it shorter. The mass.

2018-07-21 13:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Use a Physics Tweaker to make the mass less...massive. Having to take lots of online "training" courses before I get to college.

2018-07-21 20:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have a sackbot take them for you. How whenever airplanes descend your ears start to feel a little funny...

2018-07-24 19:18:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Place Physics Tweakers on the air molecules in your ear to reduce their weight to normal to reduce pressure. Alex Jones.

2018-07-26 20:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Never heard of... I mean, flood your entire level and him along with it. Summer heat.

2018-07-27 22:08:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove your Santa Claus costume and wear any of the other lighter weight costumes. Or go nude, you're a Sackboy, nobody can tell. YouTube download sites always having scams of some sort.

2018-07-28 20:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Go into the level editor and delete all the scams. People who aren't good at using their brains.

2018-07-30 16:22:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Open their sackbot brains and turn "invert output" ON for all logic devices where it's available. The Westboro Baptist Church.

2018-07-31 17:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Send in an army of sackbots to arrest everyone. Masturbating every night.

2018-08-06 14:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Ensure that none of your Dive In settings are set to "automatically accept", so you can do that in private. This forum's confusing censoring.

2018-08-07 18:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Delete the NOT gate that is connected to the "Censor" chips. Turning 17 pretty soon. I don't wanna be 17!!!

2018-08-09 02:25:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change the "Current Count" of the counter for your age so you are not currently 16 (or 17) The fact that gurren is thinking about masturbation at the pure age of 16. See what I mean about the bad censoring? The root word is censored, but any words derived from it are not.

2018-08-09 05:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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********** Hmm... weird. Enter my mind and edit all the logic that is causing me to think about masturbation at such a young age. The idiot who hijacked a plane and crashed it in Seattle. (I just left that place, for goodness sake!) Good thing the plane was empty aside from him.

2018-08-11 23:40:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Use the Highlight tool to find all Sackbots in the world, and set all of their Hostility to NO. Being worried that the video I'm spending a lot of time on might get an incorrect copyright claim.

2018-08-15 06:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Burn the people who work at Youtube. Generation Z being predicted to be conservative... (which actually isn't a problem, I'm neutral towards that, just interested in how political analysts have figured that out so quickly)

2018-08-17 15:35:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Invite all of them to my pod, and I'll take them to a level showing the wonders of progressivism. Kim Jong Un.

2018-08-22 21:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hack his pod with the help of this simple tutorial level made by [insert a LBP hacker account's name]! The Town With No Name.

2018-08-24 13:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Use your material editor to create a name for the town. Taking 2 AP and 2 IB classes... (American thing, not sure if in Finland)

2018-08-28 19:00:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Go to edit and reduce the amount of classes you need to progress in the level. Postponing.

2018-08-28 21:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pause the create mode so you can't postpone anything. People who boss others around.

2018-09-01 23:49:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Send them the "Another Brick In The Wall" music sequencer. People who do something stupid on purpose and do not apologize.

2018-09-02 14:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Use your material editor to build a cage and lock them in there. Then force them to apologize. American public high school and how it sucks...

2018-09-03 00:32:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put a NOT gate on the thing that sucks, so it will blow instead. Innuendos.

2018-09-03 16:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Whenever someone starts saying an innuendo, Pause the world, take their sackboy/girl, and place them over a flaming material. Then un-pause... People on TV arguing about crap that I couldn't care less about.

2018-09-03 18:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Leave a bad and honest review on each of their unfunny levels. Can't find the spot where it's itching.

2018-09-04 21:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Have a sackbot locate the itch for you. Too late at night.

2018-09-06 04:08:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Have a sound effect on the time sequencer remind you how late it's gonna be, then use your controller to move your sackbot to its bed. Preorders.

2018-09-06 22:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make a microchip that senses and fixes every problem with preorders. Sonic.

2018-09-09 02:32:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Pause the level so he won't be able to move anywhere, then crush the maniac with a block of metal. I have inspiration when it's not needed but it vanishes when I need it.

2018-09-09 21:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Interfere that logic with a direction splitter and direction combiner, and wire up the opposite directions. One professor not having any office hours where I can meet them without an appointment.

2018-09-13 06:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Rearrange their hours from their sackbot's daily schedule sequencer within their microchip so that you have a chance to meet them without an appointment. Strangers talking to me on the net about their personal stories about death and other crap which I really do not need to know.

2018-09-13 23:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pause the world and flood the level. Then un-pause. Torchlight 2(Steam game) having an NG+5 tier. I mean, the tier itself is useless! NG+1 is enemy level 51-81. NG+2 is enemy level 81- 100 (100 is player level cap). NG+3 is enemy level 100-119. And NG+4 just has all enemies at level 120. The problem is that there is an existence of an NG+5, which is completely useless since it is just NG+4 with a fancier name!

2018-09-17 00:41:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Delete the unnecessary microchip from the level's system. Discrimination.

2018-09-17 15:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove the microchip of the discriminatory action, and wire its input into an AND gate with the normal action. Suffocation! No breathing!

2018-09-19 16:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Put emitters into the level that will emit an infinite amount of oxygen. Misunderstanding.

2018-09-19 16:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove the "Misunderstanding" chip from your logic. People saying things before thinking.

2018-09-22 17:48:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Move the "THINK" microchip before the magic mouth in their brain function sequencer of their sackbots. This forum game making me nostalgic because of the solutions we think of.

2018-09-22 22:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove the "Nostalgia" microchip from your brain. The fact that the last 3 posts all have solutions that require tinkering with a microchip!

2018-09-23 21:17:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Check the tutorials again to come up with much more creative ways to solve problems. My beard is always ugly.

2018-09-23 22:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Cut it into shape with the trim tool. Kids in middle school looking way older than they used too.

2018-09-23 23:40:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Report about it so the moderators will remove all items they got on early game by haxing. Publishers forcing more money out from you.

2018-09-24 20:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Build a private suitcase to store your money in. Then build a giant wall of flame around it. PS4 requiring you to pay for online.

2018-09-26 21:45:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Search the current level for all the point bubbles which you need to advance to the Net level. Wilhelm's scream.

2018-09-27 10:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Turn the volume of the "Wilhelm's scream" sound effect down to 1%. Having to study the Bible because I'm going to a school that's funded by a major church.

2018-09-29 16:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Report the moderators from brainwashing. I'm not a Bible character.

2018-09-29 23:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Open the Note that contains the text of the Bible, and replace all instances of Jesus with TenebrisNemo. Not being able to get a lower interest rate on my loan because I couldn't make an account with the bank prior to setting up the loan because my ID wouldn't ship for way too long.

2018-09-30 17:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Rewind, increase the ID shipping speed to maximum, then create an account before loaning money when you need it. The term "offended."

2018-09-30 18:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Throw it into a layer of plasma. Reddit addiction.

2018-10-03 21:25:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove the Follower in your brain that follows the "Reddit" Tag. Brett Kavanaugh.

2018-10-05 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Rearrange the circuit boards in his brain to make him leave the world of politics. Donald Trump telling people to values their sons over raped girls...

2018-10-06 01:16:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Convince all the other players to press Select to make a Good Grief! form in one of Trump's levels. My essay being a much more wide-scale project than I thought.

2018-10-08 03:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play a community level that prepares you for big projects. No internet for a week.

2018-10-10 01:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Go into create mode, opened up your captured objects, and select a book. When you have to take the PSAT, but you didn't study for it.

2018-10-10 20:14:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Go into create mode, opened up your captured objects, and select a book. Needed internet to finish a project, but had no internet.

2018-10-10 22:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Create sackbot a with advanced intelligence to finish the project way better than you ever could. College fraternities.

2018-10-11 10:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Keep everyone away by slapping them with your hands by holding down L2/R2 button while moving the left/right analog stick quickly to their direction. It was an online project, but I could not continue it without internet. It's the same as if I had to fly to Jupiter but I had no access to space.

2018-10-12 02:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hmm... Play the Back to the future DLC to visit the founders of the internet to make them give you endless internet connections everywhere. Dreams is still not out, help!

2018-10-12 05:11:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Speed up the sackbots working on Dreams, so it will be out right after they've completed it in no time. My jaw hurts after sleeping through the night, and the pain lasts for several days.

2018-10-12 11:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove the "pain chip" from your jaw. People who think the world revolves around them.

2018-10-13 20:25:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Show them the opening of LittleBigPlanet 2, and they'll realize that the world resolves around a certain place that is the incarnation of our hopes, dreams, and ideas. Yu Narukami has an unnatural perfect hair even though stuff happens in the signature picture.

2018-10-13 22:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Un-pause. The skeleton on the right in your signature who looks like he's crying in agony.

2018-10-16 23:01:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Set the skeleton's little toe to indestructible. gurren009 isn't a skeleton.

2018-10-17 00:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Change my sackboy costume to a skeleton. It's so cold.

2018-10-19 14:13:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put on some warm clothes for your sackboy/sackgirl so they won't freeze while naked. Sickness.

2018-10-19 18:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Remove the "sick" chip from the sackbot you are controlling.

2018-10-21 02:28:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Select the speech bubble from your Popit menu so you can tell us about your problem. Can't relax.

2018-10-21 15:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Get a bunch of sackbots to do a massage on you. I wish L1N3R1D3R would stop being busy with stuff and come back to the forum games.

2018-10-21 17:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Send an invitation to him from the START menu. gurren thought this was the Corrupt Wishes forum game and wasted everyone's time!

2018-10-21 18:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Press 'Undo' until satisfied with the result. Me

2018-10-21 19:52:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Change your costume so you'll be something else entirely. He.

2018-10-22 00:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Put that Sackboy into an androgynous outfit so we're unsure about its gender. Me being sick for five days.

2018-10-22 06:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Place down a fire object in your room Memes

2018-10-22 18:05:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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WHAT!? Return to your pod! Dio died right before his gig in Finland.

2018-10-23 15:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Press 'Undo' and remove the destroyer on the chip. Me trying to get a job but not being able to get graduation right now.

2018-10-23 17:58:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Play the Graduation level which is the final chapter of the School levels, even though you haven't played the earlier chapters. Lost.

2018-10-24 01:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Return to the adventure map and search your position. Me waking up tired all the time.

2018-10-24 16:42:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Change your sackbot's behavior from sleepy to something energetic, like Avalon. Nails do not cut themselves.

2018-10-24 20:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Create a complex object that removes the nails with bombs. Me being way to energetic and excentric.

2018-10-25 11:28:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Change your sackbot's behavior to something calm, like Clive. My fingers have blown off.

2018-10-25 16:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Undo, delete the destroyer, glue fingers to the arms, make sure the bolts have 0% strength. Tweak until satisfied. I'm depressed... and... shy. Is it hot here?! I am like... clive now. Help!

2018-10-26 08:28:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Change your sackbot's behavior to something normal, like the player character themself! Help! I have monstrous hands!

2018-10-26 09:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Tweak the size of your hands, also remove the material tweaker, because the corner option can be bad for your hands. Time travel in real life.

2018-10-27 04:17:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Keep pressing the rewind button. Angry people.

2018-10-28 19:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Instruct them to press the highest button on their D-pad. Crappy computers.

2018-10-28 20:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ask mrsupercomputer to make it for you instead. Crazy right-wing lunatics.

2018-10-31 06:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Explosives will destroy those meanies. Despicable Me.

2018-11-01 15:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Change every single Minion's costume to something more tolerable. The "This post was created by ___ Gang" meme.

2018-11-02 15:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Find the ****ers who have too much time in their hands by diving into their pods, slap them with your sackperson's hands, tell them what they're doing is dumb, and get kicked out from their party while smiling like a victor. It's so dark in here without snow to reflect moonlight.

2018-11-05 18:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Change the material of the ground to the snow-looking sponge. Pants without pockets.

2018-11-06 05:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Get the "Pants with pockets" DLC. Captain Marvel is like 5 months away.

2018-11-06 09:54:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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Send an army of sackbots to the film production company that is making this movie. Tell the sackbots to speed up the production process to 1 month. People blocking the hallways of my high school.

2018-11-06 15:32:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Put the power gloves at the beginning of the high school level, equip them, then throw those plebeians into lockers, toilets, and through the school's doors and windows. The free game content takes too long to arrive.

2018-11-07 00:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Play LittleBigPlanet in the meantime! Or move the arrival of the free game content earlier on the Sequencer of time. Not knowing which departments I want to major in.

2018-11-07 04:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Design logic that randomly chooses a major for you. LBP3 being much better than I expected it to be (just came back to playing it on my PS3).

2018-11-07 23:00:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Play it long enough to get a glitch on your save file that prevents you from playing certain story levels, ultimately stopping you from obtaining remaining prize bubbles and getting all trophies. There are worse problems than we can even think about.

2018-11-08 00:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Use logic to create a device that will proceedurally generate problems. I don't time to play as much Spider-Man as I'd like to.

2018-11-08 12:14:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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Create sackbots that will focus on your other things while you sit back and play. Robo4900's location scares me.

2018-11-08 16:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Put some goofy stickers over it, then pose in front of it and take a picture and post it to the level. TenebrisNemo didn't get the sick reference in my location string.

2018-11-08 19:20:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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Check the levels which he has played recently. You would be surprised. Human life is fragile.

2018-11-09 03:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make it indestructible with a Material Tweaker. Not knowing trivia.

2018-11-09 16:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play the Trivial Pursuit level with your friends and learn together. Creativity is chained by the everyday life.

2018-11-09 21:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Leave the "everyday life" level and go to Create Mode. It seems Epona was unable to hear your call...

2018-11-14 04:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make sure your microphone is connected the PlayStation system's USB port. Copycats.

2018-11-18 00:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make your level unable to be copied. Republicans complaining about the vote recounts in Florida "stealing" the election.

2018-11-19 05:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Kick those screaming *****es out from your pod. Weird mash-up soundtracks.

2018-11-19 09:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Open up the Music Sequencer and remove the instruments of all but one song. Thinking that respect for the flag and the troops overrules everything else.

2018-11-19 17:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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